Want To Know How Much Celebs Get Paid Per Tweet?

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Kim Kardashian is always tweeting about something inane. Sometimes she’ll try to tweet about a product without it being incredibly obvious that they’re asking her to. But it’s always obvious. Lohan has been doing her own product endorsement, although the company claims they are not paying her.

And yes, apparently some celebs get paid to tweet about companies and products — even the D-list celebs. The more followers/famous the celeb, the more money they can command per tweet. For example, Kim Kardashian can get (allegedly) around $20,000 per tweet. Frankie Muniz can only get $252. (Nelson Muntz laugh here.)

Curious about Snooki and Jared Leto‘s asking prices? Click to see (stats from Huffington Post).

Farrah Abraham, 810,336 followers. $390.

Lance Bass, 454,817 followers. $650.

Lisa Rinna, 214,324 followers. $975.

Marlon Wayans, 1,360,700 followers. $1,300.

Holly Madison, 1,269,924 followers. $2,600.

Mike Tyson, 3,777,960 followers. $3,250.

Ashley Benson, 1,861,986 followers. $5,200.

Bella Thorne, 3,347,726 followers. $6,500.

Sean Lowe, 508,492 followers. $6,500.

Stacy Keibler, 328,724 followers. $6,500.

Tia Mowry, 1,451,662 followers. $6,500.

Kendra Wilkinson, 2,225,149 followers. $7,800.

Snooki, 6,319,740 followers. $7,800.

Tyrese, 2,917,104 followers. $7,800.

Melissa Joan Hart, 322,273 followers. $9,100.

Jared Leto, 1,050,200 followers. $13,000.

Khloe Kardashian, 8,147,594 followers. $13,000.

Follower numbers as of May 30, 2013.

Source: Evilbeetgossip.com

WTF Of The Day: Canadian Law Enforcement Thought Dan Aykroyd Movie Was A Snuff Film

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Canada, you make it so easy! I love this story so much. Someone found this damaged film in a landfill in Calgary, Canada of what appeared to be a distraught man standing over a dead body. They turned it into the Calgary Police who looked it over and finally someone somewhere glanced at it and said, “Guys, that’s Dan Aykroyd.” I’ll give them some leeway as the image was from a film that nobody saw, probably not even SNL alumnus Mr. Aykroyd himself. The hilarious details from TMZ:

Law enforcement officials in Calgary, Canada tell TMZ the dump worker found the damaged film on Wednesday afternoon, and turned it in to police … thinking he had stumbled upon evidence in a murder.

We’re told the employee didn’t recognize Aykroyd, but once investigators cleaned the dirty negative they spotted the ghostbuster. Problem is … they couldn’t tell which one of his nearly 100 flicks they were seeing.

Police then contacted All American Speakers — a company that books celebs for events — and also Dan’s reps … who revealed the scene was from the 1990 bomb “Loose Cannons.”

So what did Dan “Remember When I Played Britney Spears’ Dad In Crossroads?” Aykroyd have to say about this?

The movie should have been left in the landfill where it belongs.

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Dan Aykroyd is a cool dude. Here’s a fun, heartwarming story for everyone to enjoy. My best friend was celebrating her birthday in a restaurant in NYC and DKroyd happened to be there. My friend is a big fan. Someone at her table went up to him and told him that it was her bday and she loved him, so he came over with a birthday card he made on a napkin, complete with a fun little drawing. She had it framed, and it was the best gift ever. Which made my gift not nearly as good, and I spent a lot of time picking it out, too. You know what fuck you, Dan Aykroyd.

Special thanks to Evill Beet Gossip

Beyoncé’s Mad at H&M For Photoshopping Her Curves Away

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Beyoncé‘s modeling for H&M now, which is all fine and well, but she’s not so happy with them after seeing the final ads. Why, you might ask? Well, they’ve only gone and Photoshopped her to high heavens, taking away much of her natural curves.

From The New York Post:

Beyonce ordered H&M chiefs to ditch photos of her modelling their bikinis — after they shrank her famous curves.

The Bootylicious star was outraged to find she had been retouched in shots for an advertising campaign — and insisted only natural pictures could be used.

An insider revealed last night: “When Beyonce found out they had edited the way her body really looked, she hit the roof.

“She’s a true diva and was furious that she had been given such a snubbing. Her people refused to give the pictures the green light so H&M were forced to use the originals.”

Oh, snap. Good for Bey, actually. We all know she’s a modern feminist (LOL), so it’s no surprise that she wouldn’t want to look like some airbrushed cartoon.

Special thanks to Evill Beet Gossip

Surprise: Philip Seymour Hoffman Was In Rehab

-It turns out Philip Seymour Hoffman had issues with prescription pills and heroin — and he’s already completed rehab and is back to work, proving that sometimes celebrities can keep their private stuff private when they really want to. -Miley Cyrus … Continue reading

Thanks: Scandal Sheet

LOL of the Day: Justin Bieber Has a 2-Year-Old Kid In Europe

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Oh ho ho. Another day, another Justin Bieber paternity “story”. This time, he apparently has a 2-year-old kid somewhere in Europe after having sex with a woman he met at a TGIFridays when he was 15. I can’t with this – it’s too hilarious.

From the bastion of fine journalism that is Star magazine (via  The New York Post):

In a startlingly detailed report in Star, a 15-year-old Biebs allegedly slept with an unidentified 25-year-old “European” woman on Feb. 4, 2010. They supposedly met at a T.G.I. Fridays after the singer’s concert in Florida and he took her back to his room at the Gansevoort South hotel, the mag claims.

After the alleged one-night stand, the woman gave birth in late October 2010 to a baby girl, a “source” said in the report.

“She gave birth to a baby girl later that year, and Justin didn’t know anything about it. She just wanted to protect her baby. She wanted to keep her and her family away from any spotlight,” the source said. “In my opinion, she does look a lot like Justin did at that same age.”

To take it a step further, the tabloid printed alleged texts between Bieber and the woman after their supposed hook-up where he says “thanks 4 last night” and calls it “Our little secret?”

A rep for Bieber has claimed that the story is completely false.

Riiiight. Wouldn’t you love it if this were true? I mean, it’s not, but HAHAHA TGIFridays! “Our secret”! Ah, this is so good. He’ll need to stop smoking weed and get off that Segway and start playing child support – HA!

Special thanks to Evill Beet Gossip

Gwyneth Paltrow Vows To Only Do One Movie A Year, World Rejoices

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Gwyneth Paltrow is one of the nation’s most beloved (and smelly) actresses (gag), but you’ll have to hold your breath for her every release moving forward, as she’s got a deal with herself to only do one film a year in order to maintain family commitments. Wait, shhh! Do you hear that? Listen closely…

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Oh right, it’s just the angels rejoicing over the fact that we won’t be subject to like, 800 Gwyneth movies at once. Of course, she couldn’t just say her family is more important than showbiz. She had to throw in out great it is to work for Hugo Boss because you suckers are sat at home and she’s jetting off to Spain!

From WWD:

“I can only really do one film a year now because of my family and how it all works out, so it’s so nice for me to be able to work for a great company and, you know, I’m going to Spain next week for two days so I still get to travel and meet really interesting people and have a work interaction. But it’s not like I am out of the house for three months.”

Man, she’s the worst.

Thanks to Evil Beet

Amanda Bynes Is Going After Lance Bass Now

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There’s obviously no use in continuing to say it, but here goes: Amanda Bynes has a serious problem. They couldn’t 5150 her after her arrest, so she’s obviously able to pull it together and sound cogent enough to avoid being committed, but something is really wrong and she needs help. It seems like Lance Bass agrees, since he mentioned as much about his (former?) friend during a recent radio interview. Bad choice, Lance – Amanda heard it and now he’s on her “ugly” list.

Lord, have mercy.

LOL, well there’s a theory. Lance Bass, you are behind Amanda’s craziness! The tweets made Lance have all kinds of feelings and now he’s wondering if she’s actually in control of her own Twitter account (newsflash: she is).

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Damn, I feel for Lance. Drugs suck!

Thanks to Evil Beet