April 2014

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Jenners Claim Selena Gomez Is The Toxic One

Kylie and Kendall Jenner and Selena Gomez were friends, until one day someone clearly pissed off someone else and bam, Selena’s accusing the Jenners of being “toxic” friends. But now the Jenners are saying, nope, you got it twisted: Selena is the toxic one. Here’s the whole mess from In Touch: Selena Gomez recently cut ties with Kendall and Kylie Jenner—by not only unfollowing them on Instagram, but also deleting the pictures taken with them at Coachella—in an effort to reportedly distance herself from the “toxic” reality stars. But now the teenagers are getting the last laugh—as they allegedly insist she’s the bad influence on them, and not the other way around! A source close to the Jenner girls tells TMZ Selena has the story all wrong. Not only has the 21-year-old been to rehab—while the teens allegedly abstain from drugs and alcohol—but the source also says the former Disney Channel star is a “drama-obsessed party girl.” According to the insider, things became tense at Coachella, where Sel allegedly had a meltdown after accusing Justin Bieber of hitting on other girls. As a result, they all had a falling out. Ha! I love that she’s described as a “drama-obsessed party girl”, it’s so what I pictured. Personally, I’m on team neither for this one. They’re all so dull and worthless in the grand scope of entertainment. And I can’t take anyone seriously who ever considers Bieber a priority. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Craig Ferguson “Consciously Uncoupling” From The Late Late Show

Craig Ferguson has been hosting The Late Late Show on CBS since 2005, but alas, it is time for them to part ways, or to “consciously uncouple”, to steal a play from Gwyneth’s Book, as Mr. Ferguson did. Here’s the statement, via People: CBS and I are not getting divorced, we are ‘consciously uncoupling,’ but we will still spend holidays together and share custody of the fake horse and robot skeleton, both of whom we love very much. Cute. I love this guy. I admittedly don’t watch his show anymore, but I still love him. People also notes that no placement has been named. Let’s throw around some ideas. Who should host The Late Late Show? I could see Aziz Ansari do it, but he’s probably too busy trying to make his movie career happen. What are your picks? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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“Grease” Is Coming Back — Who Would You Cast?

Grease, the 1971 Broadway musical with an overrated film of the same name, is getting some souped up greased lightning treatment — it’s being remade as a live 3 hour event for the FOX network. The Grease film of course starred John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. This production will feature a “young ensemble cast” yet to be chosen. More info from The Hollywood Reporter: Fox is taking a page from NBC’s The Sound of Music Live. The network has ordered a three-hour live broadcast of Grease set to air during 2015, Fox announced Monday. The live event will feature a young ensemble cast and be based on the 1971 Broadway musical of the same name, with the book, lyrics and music by the team of Warren Casey and Jim Jacobs “From Broadway to film, and across generations,Grease is one of the most beloved musical stories ever told — and we can’t wait to bring it to our air in a spectacular live event,” said Shana C. Waterman, senior vp event series at Fox. “Its iconic characters and addictive songs make it the perfect fit for Fox, and we’re going to give it the kind of star power and production quality to make every Sandy, Danny, Rizzo and Kenickie out there want to get up and sing along.” Okay, let’s chill out there a little bit. I will agree that the songs are addictive, but not in a good way. When I hear “You’re The One That I Want”, that goddamn song is stuck in my head for hours. Oooh hoo hoo, honey. Goddamnit, it’s already started. What do you think? Is Grease overrated? Will you watch this FOX presentation? BUT LET’S GET TO THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION… …who would you cast as Danny and Sandy? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Chrissy Teigen Wants You To Know Where She And John Legend Do It

Chrissy Teigen is newly wed to John Legend, and she wants you to know about what she believes is their “award winning” sex. So, wanna know where she and John Legend do it? Ugh. From Cosmopolitan via People: We were on our way to Thailand to see my parents, flying commercial first-class. We were under a blanket. We weren’t even in one of those pod things. I feel like we should get a trophy for that.  We’re very okay with PDA. When we go to a restaurant, he loves when I wear a dress, so he can do some upper-thigh rubbing. Ugghgghghgg. That’s so awkward to see in public. This whole interview has me feeling bad for the other people on the plane, in “commercial first-class” — not sure why she felt the need to mention it was “commercial first-class”, but okay. Also a fan of doing it on airplanes (but solo) is Macklemore, who admitted that he wanks in the airplane toilets. Have you ever gotten freaky on a plane? Did anyone see you? You probably think they didn’t, but they knew. They knew. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook