November 2014

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Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow had a curse-off

Since it’s the holidays and you’re likely stuck with your family all damn day, what better way to prepare yourself for the arguments about politics, religion and the latest news than by watching Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow curse each other out? It’s all for fun in their case, of course – this was on Jimmy Kimmel‘s show, natch. I love these two, and it’s making me really nostalgic for Friends, so I think that’s how I’ll spend the rest of my Thanksgiving Day. Lisa’s outburst seems so much like when Phoebe went crazy playing that arcade game at Chandler and Monica’s when Ben walked in and heard it. Classic. That, and a plate of food, that is. Enjoy! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Young celebrities are richer than ever

Forbes released their annual list of the highest earning celebrities under the age of 30 this week, and perhaps unsurprisingly, they’re mostly all pop stars. They base the list off of their Celebrity 100 list and research they gathered to put that one together, so without further ado, prepare to cry yourself to sleep over your stack of student loans and leftover Thanksgiving food tonight as you realize just how much money these young people have and how much you (we) don’t: 1. Justin Bieber, age 20, $80 million 2. One Direction, average age 21, $75 million 3. Taylor Swift, age 24, $64 million 4. Bruno Mars, age 29, $60 million 5. Rihanna, age 26, $48 million 6. Miley Cyrus, age 21, $36 million 7. Jennifer Lawrence, age 24, $34 million 8. Lady Gaga, age 28, $33 million 9. Avicii, age 25, $28 million 10. Skrillex, age 26, $18 million Please tell me how on God’s green earth SKRILLEX made $18 million. Like, how is that just? How is it even possible? My mind is blown. Avicii is another surprise. I know people were nuts about ‘Wake Me Up’ and ‘Hey, Brother’… but $28 million worth of crazy? I mean, damn. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Taylor Swift dresses for girls, not boys

I don’t know that anyone would, by any stretch of the imagination, refer to Taylor Swift as a fashion plate or anything of the sort. She’s incredibly tall and thin, making her a great vessel for great clothes, and she always looks nice in what she wears, but she’s not presenting us with groundbreaking fashion or anything. Still, ASOS magazine, put out by the fashion retailer of the same name, seems to think she’s a worthy candidate for their cover and they’ve brought us one of the tackiest photoshoots I’ve seen in ages. Seriously – what in 1970s discotheque hell? Photos aside, the feature also has an interview in which Taylor insists that she’s never dressing up for boys with what she wears and in fact she’s more concerned with what her girlfriends think: “When I’m getting dressed, it’s always based on what my friends will think. They are my number one priority and the opinions of girls are more important to me at this point in my life.” Well, it’s good that she’s not dressing for boys, but how about only dressing for YOURSELF? Girls can be judgmental as shit, as well, even your “friends”, so the best way to ensure that you’re looking and feeling your best is to wear what YOU feel most comfortable and confident in. Then again, I get that this quote is just furtherance of her “Girls rule, boys drool” message she seems to be pushing in the past couple of years, so I guess I’ll give her a pass for now. Enjoy the rest of these hot mess pictures! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Ariana Grande responds to Bette Midler on Twitter (of course)

Remember how Bette Midler told Ariana Grande to stop acting like a whore in an attempt to get ahead? Ariana heard about it, obviously, and considering what a diva she is, you’d think she’d throw a tantrum, right? WRONG! Ariana has some common sense, however, as she knows to stay in her place and never challenge the Divine Miss M, and instead she tweeted the following: all love here ???? pic.twitter.com/BocrzJEgUj — Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) November 25, 2014 I love that this chick still has the nerve to call Bette Midler – several decades her elder – “my love”. How condescending and up your own ass can you be? I get the whole feminism means no slut shaming and all of that, which is fair enough, but Bette telling it like it is doesn’t mean she’s no longer a feminist or that she’s a shadow of her former self because she’s not stripping off as a 68-year-old woman. Get a grip. Bette is still standing by her original comments, though, and tweeted the following: About my screed on @ArianaGrande , all I can say is, "Spoken like a reformed old whore! She does have a beautiful voice, on a couch or off." — Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) November 26, 2014 Get it, Bette. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Reminder: Kendall Jenner is a real model now

Kendall Jenner has absolutely taken the modeling world by storm this year. She went from being a bit of a joke to being the most sought-after and well-employed model in the business, arguably. With success has come stories that her family history – you know, the fact that she’s part of the tasteless Kardashian clan – caused her to be bullied by other, more successful women. That rumour is untrue, says Kendall. From Dazed: “That has never happened, ever,” she says. “I would see rumours of girls bullying me backstage and putting cigarettes out in my drink, and none of that has happened. Everyone’s been really cool to me. I’ve never had one girl be mean… so far.” Well, that’s good to know. Either way, I kinda dig this shoot (Dazed does some good ones) and I actually think Kendall is a really good model. I don’t know why, but she’s come a long way and is actually doing more with her life than anyone in her family is. Not that modeling takes “talent”, per se, but you know what I mean. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook