It’s no surprise that Justin Bieber grew up and turned into a total dickhead. Fame at a young age + teen girls making you feel like you’re the second coming of Christ + endless money + being surrounded by enablers is a sure recipe for utter fuckery as time goes on. Justin really has taken it to the next level in recent years, however, and is now apparently a Xanax and Sizzurp addict with a penchant for sending his ex, Selena Gomez, dick pics and claiming he’s the reason behind her fame (despite the fact that she was famous from her stint on the Disney Channel long before they met).
Radar Online somehow got a hold of texts which may or may not be real but I’m leaning towards REAL. In the texts, Selena implores Justin to go to rehab and condemns him for letting Lil Za take the heat for his drug issues. Justin retaliates by sending pics of his dick twice and taking a note from Robin Thicke’s book by insisting that she knows she wants it. When Selena turns him down, he gets nasty and talks to her like she’s a piece of trash. Ah, young love.
Check out the rest of the texts behind the cut…
Well, isn’t that just lovely? So much for the bliss of riding Segways around Calabasas together!
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Just when you thought Justin Bieber couldn’t get any worse, he goes and gets butt naked and serenades his grandmother on her birthday. In the nude. His grandmother. No clothes. I want you all to take a moment to process that.
Of course, it’s TMZ that got the pics and the scoop on this one, though God knows how or why. I don’t even think I want to know… it’s just not right. Apparently the pics were taken over Thanksgiving in 2012 at Memaw‘s house in Toronto. Here’s more, if you dare:
Our sources tell us JB had been staying at his granny’s house during the holiday … and slept in a little too late on Thanksgiving morning.
Bieber finally woke up after hearing family and friends stirring around the house — so he thought he’d prank ‘em … by grabbing his guitar and playing a naked set a la Jenny from “Forrest Gump” (‘memba that?).
We’re told birthday-suited Bieber went right up to his grandma and started belting out some impromptu lyrics … like, “I Loooove you grandmaaaa … how are youuuu … helloooo grandma.”
We’re told G thought it was pretty funny — and everyone in the home was cracking up — but granny begged the pop star to get back in his room to put some damn clothes on, stat.
Christ almighty. I can’t even begin addressing this. I’ll just leave this here for you (I think I just threw up in my mouth a little):
Special thanks to Evill Beet Gossip
Rumours have been flying around at the speed of light that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together after the pair were apparently spotted kissing in Norway and Justin posted a picture of them looking cosy on Instagram, which he quickly deleted. Of course, the little asshole has continued to stir the shit by then posting another picture of them together (seen above) with the following caption:
“You’ve been makin music for too long babe come cuddle- her.”
Now, I won’t even get into the awful sentence structure of the above, but I will point out that he’s missing some of his hideous tattoos so this photo’s definitely not all that recent. Still, if they’re not together, why is he posting it? And if they are, why don’t they take a new f-cking photo together? Who can say?
I know Selena Gomez isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but just how dull-witted do you have to be to reunite with an absolute dickhead like Justin Bieber? Seriously, I want to know the answer to that question.
Thanks to Evil Beet