Kim Kardashian & Kanye West cover Harper’s Bazaar’s September issue

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Ah, it’s that time of year when we get to see the September Issue covers. It seems like they start coming in earlier and earlier. Harper’s Bazaar devoted their September issue to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. The photoshoot is decent – there are a few random shots, but I love the close-up of Kim and Kanye’s faces. You can see the full editorial and interview here. Surprisingly, I enjoyed the interview. Kanye often comes across as eccentric and mercurial (if not flat-out crazy) in interviews, but doing a joint interview with Kim grounds him. And while neither of them is going to win a genius grant any time soon, I enjoyed this piece and I think people often miss the fact that Kanye has a very dark, sardonic sense of humor. Some highlights:

Kim and Kanye on each other’s favorite body parts:
KW: Is the face a body part? My favorite body part of Kim’s: heart.
KKW: Awww, now I have to say the same. But of my own, I like my upper stomach. I just seem to always have abs.When I’m not really pregnant, I have a great two-pack. And of Kanye’s? I have to say his heart. And I’ve always loved his legs.

Favorite Taylor Swift song?

KW: For me? I don’t have one.
KKW: I was such a fan of hers.

Historical figure you identify with?
KKW: This one is hard.
KW: Us? Muhammad Ali, Marilyn Monroe—all day. Next question.

Favorite selfie pose?
KKW: I love a selfie in the mirror.
KW: I love her nude selfies. Like, I love the ones from the side, the back ones, and the front. I just love seeing her naked; I love nudity. And I love beautiful shapes. I feel like it’s almost a Renaissance thing, a painting, a modern version of a painting. I think it’s important for Kim to have her figure. To not show it would be like Adele not singing.

Who’s more vain?
KKW: I mean, me.
KW: Yeah, I think she has vanity. And with me, I don’t give a f–k, bro; it is what it is. I’m the best—now what? I don’t know if that’s a vain statement. I don’t particularly like photos of myself, though.

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Vogue named Kanye West & Kim the ‘best dressed couple’ of the Met Gala

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I felt guilty about admitting this yesterday, but I really enjoyed Kim Kardashian’s Balmain at the Met Gala. Like, out of all the Balmain gowns, I thought Kim’s was the best and most interesting. Does that mean that I thought Kim looked amazing? Eh. She looked better this year than in years past, but that’s not even the point. The point is that in 2016, Kim is one of those people we’re really excited to see, because everyone will have a really strong reaction to whatever she’s wearing. In just a few short years, Kim went from persona-non-grata in elite fashion communities to one of the most-discussed women at the biggest fashion events of the year. Page Six even had a piece about how Kim and her family “ruled” the Met Gala this year, and, according to one source, “they really work that room now…they really take it over. It’s like their party. Kim Kardashian went over really well. I gotta say, they worked the room the best. If you had to pick one group who ruled it, it was the Kardashians.”

And that’s not all – Vogue Magazine (Vogue.com) named Kim and Kanye “the Met Gala’s Best-Dressed Couple.” I wouldn’t go that far, Vogue! I thought Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik were more interesting, although it was mostly Zayn, not Gigi. You can read Vogue’s write-up about Kimye here. Kanye read it too, and he even happily tweeted about it yesterday:

He also tweeted out his thank-yous, like being named Best Dressed was an actual award and he was making an acceptance speech. He tweeted:

“Thank you Anna for the invite thank you to the whole Vogue team… thank you Olivier for making 4 dresses for Kim to choose from which we chopped 2 in half… and thank you for turning my personal jean jacket into a couture piece… also to Kim’s hair and makeup Lorraine jewelry and the whole style squad at Balmain and the Yeezy team…. We just had fun with the “future” theme !!! It was a fun night all together …”

[From Kanye’s Twitter]

It’s sort of cute to me. This is Kanye at his most vulnerable, when he’s desperate to be accepted by the elite fashion people and tastemakers. Like, being called best-dressed by Vogue really, really means something to Yeezy.

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Madonna ‘insisted’ on having the Met Gala carpet to herself for photos

Madonna ‘insisted’ on having the Met Gala carpet to herself for photos

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I’ve never been a die-hard Madonna fan. I liked her for many years, and if I have a reason to defend her, I will. But this current incarnation of Madonna is just really uncomfortable. Her appearance at the Met Gala was really messy, and when she tried to speak to the reporters, her face could barely function because she’s had so much work done. She’s clinging to her youth, absolutely. But even more than that, it’s like she’s clinging to this idea she has of herself, that she’s always going to be the most important, the most notable, the most scandalous and the most discussed person in the room. And is that the reality? People were discussing her Met Gala appearance, absolutely. But did she “scandalize” anyone? Or were we just like, “Oh, God. Please put it away”? Page Six says that Madonna and her people demanded that all other celebrities clear off the gala red carpet while Madonna strutted her butt cheeks. Ugh.

A-listers, make way for Madonna. The Queen of Pop, squeezed into a peculiar posterior-baring bondage outfit, halted the red carpet at the Met Gala for her arrival.

A source tells us, “Madonna cleared the red carpet to make her big entrance, even though she was not really dressed. All these A-listers had to wait for Madonna, who insisted on having the carpet to herself, to have her pictures taken.”

Those held up and forced to wait on line while Madge did her thing included Katy Perry, Kim and Kanye, Naomi Campbell, Solange and all the designers. The source added that things got funny when Perry got impatient and started yelling out at limelight-loving Madonna, “Are we ready now? Can we go?”

[From Page Six]

Madonna making Kanye West wait is… appropriate. But pulling “rank” like that at the Met Gala is just so cheesy, especially in Madonna’s situation these days (her Sad Clown act) and especially considering her Givenchy ensemble was absolutely ridiculous.

Oh, and Joan Collins (of all people) had some mean words to say about Madonna:

“I thought it was a costume party, Halloween look, but it’s the Met Ball which is supposedly one of the most glamorous and fashionable events and I thought that the bottom thing coming out was a bit over the top… I am the least ageist person… if you want to do that, be prepared to be made a figure of fun because I don’t know anybody who hasn’t been laughing about it.”

[From Express]

Is this how Madonna “scandalizes” these days? By being the joke, by being laughed at, by being thought of as out-of-touch? It’s almost enough to make me feel sorry for her. But then I look at these photos – where Madonna looked like she was soaking up the flashes – and I don’t feel sorry for her.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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Kim Kardashian’s crochet skirt, open-toe boots & sheer blouse: tragic or cute?

Kim Kardashian’s crochet skirt, open-toe boots & sheer blouse: tragic or cute?

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Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian out and about in LA yesterday. We’re getting to that point in Kim’s post-pregnancy weight loss where she starts to get pap’d regularly in unfortunate outfits. I want to be clear – I think Kim’s body looks fine. I hate when people make fun of her figure, especially since she really, really did not have an easy time with her two pregnancies and she’s been trying to get back on track. But Kim is so g—damn clueless about how to dress her curvy figure. Everything about this ensemble is made of NO. From the crochet skirt (WTF?) to the open-toe dominatrix boots (WTF?) to the boob-cage sheer blouse (UGH), this ensemble is just terrible. I get that she wants to “look cute,” but it’s like she doesn’t realize that there are so many other options for her.

Meanwhile, Kim and Khloe were both blogging (on their subscription apps) about sex this week. Kim ended up admitting that she’s a member of the mile-high club and that she’s banged someone (Kanye?) in a movie theater.

Just a few hours after her sister blogged about having sex for the very first time, Kim Kardashian decided to talk about love during a Q&A on her website’s livestream. One fan was curious to find out if the reality star is a member of the mile high club.

“Am I? Yeah,” Kim shared with her assistant Steph who was reading questions. “But like the private. I don’t think like a public plane…It would have to be an international flight. It was an international, night flight when no one’s like around.”

But could that be the craziest place Kim has ever had sex? Not so says the fashion designer. “Like a public movie theatre, yeah.”

[From E! News]

I would imagine it was Kanye for both, right? Kim and Kanye have always liked going to movies, so what would you do if they were in your movie theater, getting down? I would go and talk to the manager… probably. As for having sex on a private plane… I would imagine that would be fun. And isn’t that the whole point of flying private?

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Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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Kim Kardashian & Kanye had a huge fight over Saint West’s first photo

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Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian leaving Epione, a cosmetic dermatology place. It seems like the only photos we get of Kim in LA these days are as she’s coming or going from her many dermatologists’ offices. What’s she getting done? Laser treatements? Botox? Lip fillers? Who knows? Anyway, since the Oscar blitz happened, we haven’t checked in with Kim in nearly a week. So here are some stories happening around her:

Kim is being sued. Remember that car accident she had in 2014? No, I don’t remember it either. Apparently, she back-ended some guy on Sunset Blvd and now the guy is suing her, claiming that he suffered physical injuries, etc. TMZ says that at the time, the accident was so minor that both Kim and this guy got of their cars and hugged after they exchanged information.

Fights with Kanye over Saint West’s first photos. Kim released the first image of Saint West on her subscription app, and sources told Britain’s Heat Magazine that Kim and Kanye had huge fights about it. A source claims: “Kanye considered himself the ‘creative director’ of the shoot, and wanted to get the perfect shot of Saint. He wanted him to wear designer clothes he’d had specially commissioned, but Kim kept saying it was ‘stupid’ and ‘inappropriate’ and that she wanted something uncontroversial and simple, which showed the world that Saint is a gorgeous little baby.” At one point, Mario Testino might have been called in to photograph Saint.

Kim’s private screening. Apparently, Sacha Baron Cohen came over and gave the whole Kardashian-West clan a screening of The Brothers Grimsby.

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Kim Kardashian reveals epic fertility TMI on the premiere episode of ‘KUWTK’

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Here are some assorted photos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, some from Paris and some from this weekend in LA. Apparently, the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians premiered last night and this morning, I’m looking at a million headlines about Kim’s fertility. None of this is really new information, by the way. Kim has been telling everyone that she and Kanye have been trying to get pregnant again for months. Kim has also said that if she and Kanye can’t conceive naturally, she would be open to IVF or surrogacy.

Many of the konspiracists believe “surrogacy” is Kim’s endgame, because she loathed being pregnant with North and she doesn’t want to gain weight again. Perhaps. But maybe 20 million quotes about Kim and Kanye’s sex life will make you feel differently about that conspiracy? Because that’s what happened during last night’s episode of KUWTK. Us Weekly compiled a list!

*When sister Kendall Jenner asks why she is lying in bed instead of sitting with everyone else in the room: “The doctor said when I have sex I have to lay down for, like, 10 to 20 minutes, so, I just had sex before you guys got here. He said it takes 10 minutes for a sperm to swim up there. I’m going to wait like 5 more minutes just for this to marinate inside of me.”

*Consulting with her makeup artist after a bathroom quickie with West during a photo shoot: “I’m trying to stall for a few. We’ll tell them we’re just putting body makeup on.”

*When sister Khloe Kardashian asks about the bathroom quickie: “I was like, I’m ovulating today! Ao I made him come to my photo shoot.”

*Explaining why she and West are having so much sex: “There’s only a 20 percent chance of getting pregnant every month, I know that I’m ovulating right now, so you gotta get it in when you can get it in!”

*Lamenting not getting pregnant: “Maybe I’m trying too hard.”

*At the fertility doctor: “I am so on a mission to get pregnant. I remember growing up being so close with my sisters, so I want siblings for North. Because it’s been so tough I’m seeing a fertility doctor to see, like, exactly when I’m ovulating and really increase my odds of getting pregnant naturally.”

*To the fertility doctor: “If we have, like, a lot of sex and one of the sperm gets to that, don’t they say it could be a girl unless you do it right when you’re ovulating?”

*Also to the fertility doctor, and not actually about sex with West but too good to not include: “I had a psychic and a hairdresser that is psychic tell me that it’s going to be a boy.”

*About her obsession: “I am about to ovulate so I buy every kind of ovulation stick imaginable just to see exactly when I’m going to be ovulating and hope to really increase my odds.”

*On her determination: “It’s so frustrating. Kourtney just sneezes and gets pregnant. Like, not everyone is like that. It’s going to take work, and I have to work hard at it.”

*Catching up with Khloe: “I’ve been having sex 500 times a day.”

*At a Malibu lunch with Bruce Jenner and her sisters: “I just got my period today so I’m not pregnant this month and I’m really upset because I really tried really hard.”

*Lamenting not getting pregnant (again): “It’s, like, so frustrating. I’m exhausted and I think I’m just making this all about the wrong things. Like, I’m forcing it, so we just need relax. We just need to not stress it, not plan so much, and just go with the flow.”

[From Us Weekly]

Once you’ve naturally conceived and carried to term, isn’t it “easier” to get pregnant the second time? Or is it different for every woman? Anyway, I’ve already spent too much time thinking about Kim’s fertility, so let me just say: I GIVE UP. I believe her. I think she really is trying to get pregnant naturally and it’s driving her crazy that she can’t (so far). And yes, she needs to stop obsessing. I’m pretty sure that she got pregnant with North “accidentally” so maybe she and Yeezy just need to go on a vacation, with no cameras, and just relax and see where it goes. And then if that still doesn’t work, eh. Try IVF, I guess.

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Kim Kardashian wears a pink-nude netted dress in Paris: gross or cute?

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Here are even more photos of Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and Kris Jenner out and about for Paris Fashion Week. These photos are from Kim’s costume change for the Lanvin show. I’m sure Kim is actually wearing Lanvin to the show (that’s customary), but she has a real knack for making high-end couture look like hooker-wear purchased at the Goodwill. This lovely Fisherman’s Ho dress probably cost $4000.

As you can see, she wasn’t wearing a bra. She was spilling out all over the place too. Kanye loved it. He loves when his Kardashian Real Doll looks like a drugged-out p0rn star. He really does love it – he’s being really affectionate with her in many of the Paris photos. It makes me think that he asked her to go blonde. Why is he obsessed with that?

I saw on E! News last night that the Kardashian-Jenner clan has been facing utter pandemonium in Paris. When Kim and Kanye left their hotel yesterday, the crowd was so big and rowdy, it took a full ten minutes for their car to move through the crowd. I also saw some awful footage of Kendall Jenner being swarmed by SO MANY people. What’s up, Paris? Why do you guys love the Kardashian-Jenner-Wests?

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