Chris Brown Has a New (?) Girlfriend (?)

Chris Brown Has a New (?) Girlfriend (?)

photo of chris brown and some chick pictures
Who is this chick? And why is she in bare feet? Doesn’t she see all the oil spots on the road from all of the dirty, loud cars? Or maybe they’re not oil spots at all. No, maybe all those spots are spit, and Chris Brown spit to boot. I can see Chris Brown being a nasty, foul spitter-all-over-the-place(r). That’s about par for the course when it comes to him and his disgusting behaviors.

No, but really, Rihanna and Karreuche are probably going to be totally pissed about all this. See, this chick here? This blonde girl? Well, she just happened to be leaving the same club on the same night as Chris Brown, and instead of hopping in her cab, which was parked next to Chris’s car (not pictured), she opted for hopping in onto Chris lap, much to his apparent glee. The girl eventually returned to her waiting taxi, but not before angling for a photo opportunity with … well, you-know-who (not Voldemort).

Why, though, will Rihanna and Karreuche be all pissed, like I said? Well, because they’re not going to believe that this blonde chick was just a rando, and an innocent rando at that (let me rephrase: an innocent rando with poor, poor taste). No, they’re totally going to believe that Chris took this chick home and banged the daylights out of her, because that’s what Chris and his schlong do best—bang the daylights out of women. Oh, and his fists, too. His fists do that as well.

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Daniel Day-Lewis is not some ‘lonely, strange figure going about an unholy business’

Everyone seemed to enjoy those photos of Daniel Day Lewis last week, so let’s try to do it again! These are some assorted photos of DDL in Italy, Paris and Dublin, Ireland over the past four days or so. Much has been made of Daniel’s performance in Lincoln and whether or not he’ll win his third Oscar for the role, but I think it’s interesting that DDL seems to be okay with campaigning for the Oscar this time around. I guess he campaigned in 2008 as well? That was when he won for There Will Be Blood. I kind of like DDL’s style of Oscar campaigning – he’s not getting in people’s faces, he’s not doing 20 million interviews, but he’s being low-key and gentlemanly and shaking everybody’s hand. I wonder… is his campaign different because he’s a man? Or is it different because he’s Daniel Day Lewis?

I wouldn’t hate it if Daniel won his third Oscar for Lincoln – I saw the movie, and at various times, it truly felt like I was watching archival footage of Abraham Lincoln. It’s Daniel’s award to lose, I think, but I would love it if Hugh Jackman won. I think Hugh is Daniel’s only real competition (sorry Bradley Cooper). Anyway, speaking of Oscar campaigns and the like, Daniel wants us to know that he’s ONE OF US. He says he doesn’t mean to come off as mysterious or anything. He’s just a normal guy!

Daniel Day-Lewis had no intention to create an ”air of mystery” surrounding him. The 55-year-old actor is known for his extreme mental and physical preparation for each film he stars in and while he has been labeled as secretive, The ‘Lincoln’ star insists the reason he focuses so much on every role is because he finds embodying a new character a ”huge pleasure of discovery”.

He explained: ”I didn’t go looking for that [mystery tag], it was not my intention to create a specious air of mystery about what I do. But what’s misrepresented is the fact I take a long time [preparing for each character] because I enjoy the work and it pleases me to take time over it.”

”It’s pure joy. It’s a huge pleasure in discovery. It’s a game, and I’ve never thought to obscure that fact. But that image persists of some sort of lonely, strange figure going about an unholy business.”

Daniel has sworn never to reveal his training secrets but he worries people’s gossip will turn the reliable methods into something resembling a ”Satanic ritual”, rather than appreciating his hard work.

He added to Time Out magazine: ”I’ve been reluctant to talk about how I work because I don’t feel one should talk about it. But the problem is a lot of other people then talk about it and by a process of Chinese whispers it sounds like some strange Satanic ritual is taking place, with the whole thing about immersion and the method and the weight of those terms.”

[From Contact Music]

GAH, I love the way he speaks. Like, I adore his turn of phrase – “that image persists of some sort of lonely, strange figure going about an unholy business” is a good turn of phrase. As is “create a specious air of mystery.” Daniel might lose the Oscar, but he’s won something more important: my biscuit.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.


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Michael J. Fox Doesn’t Want Taylor Swift Dating His Son

I love this so much. It was only a matter of time before the Taylor Swift backlash began.

Oh, she’ll continue to sell millions and tween girls and the country music crowd will still love her…but I think the ‘America’s Sweetheart’ shine is finally wearing off.

You know it’s getting bad when Michael J. Fox disses you in a public forum…like this from Vulture. Basically he’s saying…’stay away from my son you crazy biatch’. 

Vulture: Would [you] approve of a Sam/Taylor (Saylor) love connection?

MJF: No. No … Just back off. I don’t keep up with it all. But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?

Vulture: Right!

MJF: What a way to build a career.

Vulture: So if Swift showed up to a Fox family dinner (possibly wearing her fox sweater), how would [you] react?

MJF: I wouldn’t even know who she was.

Vulture: But it’d probably dawn on [you] after the breakup song hit the radio.

MJF: Yeah, exactly. ‘Sam, You Piece of Shit.’ Oh … that was the girl you brought home!

Stuff We Missed Today: 1-18-13

Categories: celebrities

The Kardashian’s In 2008 Makes Me Laugh So Hard It Hurts – Evil Beet Gossip

Just In Case You Haven’t Had Enough Of Lance Armstrong’s Obnoxiousness – I Need My Fix 

This Makes Some Sense Out Of Movie 43 – Seriously? OMG! WTF? 

Jennifer Aniston Is Going To Have A My Big Fat Greek Wedding – Celebrity Dirty Laundry 

I Really Don’t Know How Jessica Simpson Walks Around With Those Things – Hollywood Rag

Ginger Spice Landed A Millionaire – Hollywood Hiccups

MAX – Spot TV 1 (only France)

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Elle vit avec son père Toni, un petit voyou au grand cœur. Pour Noël, Max décide de lui offrir Rose, une fille de joie rencontrée dans la rue et qu’elle a prise en affection. Malgré la situation compliquée, Toni va avoir du mal à refuser le « cadeau » de sa fille et devoir cohabiter avec Rose. En salles le 23 Janvier 2013 !

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Stuff We Missed Today: 1-14-13

Categories: celebrities

Lady Gaga Still Feuding With The Osbourne Women – Hollywood Hiccups

And At The HBO Golden Globe After Party – I Need My Fix

Anderson Cooper Actually Dated Some Girls – Seriously? OMG! WTF? 

Princess Kate Obsessed With Sunbathing Topless? – Celebrity Dirty Laundry 

Carmen Electra Uses An Exercise Ball For Some Press – Hollywood Rag

Style spotting: Jennifer Lopez and Nicole Richie at Golden Globe Awards

Style spotting: Jennifer Lopez and Nicole Richie at Golden Globe Awards

Jennifer Lopez was sizzling in a sheer Zuhir Murad silk gown paired with Christian Louboutin shoes at the 2013 Golden Globes at the Beverly Hilton on January 13. Lopez wore gorgeous Le Vian 18K strawberry gold earrings with vanilla diamonds (that retail for over $30,000!) paired with Le Vian rings.

Nicole Richie was beautiful in a blue Naeem Khan dress paired with Arunashi gold stackable rings. She is carrying a fab House of Harlow 1960 clutch.