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Lea Michelle in pepto pink Valentino at the SAGs: pretty or try-hard?

This is a post dedicated to the women of Glee at last night’s SAG Awards. We’ll be getting to more fashion and winners shortly. Glee was nominated for outstanding ensemble performance in a comedy series, which went to Modern Family. (A complete list of winners is here.) It feels like Glee is on the way out, but I could be wrong, it could hang around for a while longer. I’ve thought that show’s days were numbered since the second season. (There are rumors that Glee may move to be set in NY City to portray the teenagers’ lives as they leave high school. You know Ryan Murphy, he switches up his shows all the time, continuity be damned.)

One of the stars who is likely to have some kind of breakout career is Lea Michelle, shown here posing very hard (as usual) in pink strapless Valentino. When compared to Lea’s past looks, this isn’t bad. Remember when she wore that awful sparkly lace peekaboo Marchesa gown to the Globes last year? At last year’s SAGs, her gown was incredibly high cut and she kept sticking her leg out to show us. (That was before Angelina did it!) Good times. Anyway, this dress was very Barbie-like with the full skirt and extra flaring hemline. That may be down to the ultra pink color, though. Red Carpet Fashion Awards points out that Freida Pinto wore this dress in red last month, and it looked kind of fierce in that color.

Also, one of the first things I noticed about Lea Michele was her dip dye hair. It looked very junior high.

Naya Rivera spoke to intern Ross last night on E!’s red carpet. She loved this black Donna Karan Atelier number with a structured plunging bustline, and seemed really pleased with the way it showcased her cleavage. (I’m not being sarcastic, she actually talked about it.) The whole effect was very Queen of The Damned. I can see in the photos that this dress is even fraying along along the top. Horrible. Also, it looks like a bizarre sexy vest and skirt combination although it’s probably a full gown.

Heather Morris fugged it up as usual in a tight blue squiggle-pattern gown. Her very severe bun looked ridiculous. We only have one full photo of her, with new castmates Vanessa Lengies and Blake Jenner. It’s true that even women with incredible figures can’t wear whatever they like and think it will look good.

From the back this wasn’t as bad. Update: just noticed her tramp stamp – classy!

Jane Lynch switched it up from her typical navy blue gown, but her studded gladiator bodice was just too much. I kept noticing her during the show and thinking “WTF?”

Amber Riley was in this frou-frou deep purple gown with black tulle overlay. I think the v-shaped beaded front was just a little too much, maybe the dress would have worked without it.

Finally, Jayma Mays was stunning in a while beaded Georges Hobeika Atelier gown. This looks like vintage couture it’s so beautiful. She really killed it in this gown, and her understated hair and makeup complimented the look perfectly. Mays consistently dresses well for the red carpet, the rest of the cast should ask for her stylist’s number. Check out her star earrings!

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Michael Fassbender’s latest film ‘Frank’ involves a giant plastic head (no joke)

You’ll have to forgive me for this. I only just spotted these photos of Michael Fassbender! They’re from the 23rd!! I know, I’m a bad Fass-loonie. These pics are of Fassy in Bray, Ireland (calling all Irish Fass-loonies!!) on the set of his latest film Frank. Apparently he was close to The Bray Head Inn, if that helps you ladies (and gentlemen!) stalk the lovely Fassbender.

This film Michael is working on, Frank, just seems incredibly weird. I’m not sure what was going on in Fassy’s mind when he signed on for it, but I suspect he wanted the chance to work in Ireland (where he grew up) and with the Irish Film Board (who are co-financing the film). Fassy is planning a long career, and he wants to make friends, I think. Frank is about “the mysterious leader of an indie band… Domhnall Gleeson joins him and his crazed band member Maggie Gyllenhaal in a tour… Fassbender’s Frank character was based by Ronson on the man behind Sidebottom, comedian and musician Chris Sievey, and cult musical heroes Daniel Johnston and Captain Beefheart. Tinker Tailor writer Peter Straughan helped nugget out the screenplay.” The first image from the film has been released. Prepare yourselves:

That’s Fassy in the plastic head!!! Apparently, he’s going to spend most – maybe ALL – of the film wearing that head. FOR REAL. How will we ever dream of L’Fassdong if we can’t see Michael’s beautiful face and exquisite jaw? I swear, it’s a crime against humanity and filmdom to cover up Fassbender’s beautiful face. According to the film’s producer Ed Guiney: “The character Michael plays is agoraphobic, he wears a fake head so he can take his room with him whenever he goes outside.” YIKES! I have a bad feeling about this (in my pants).

In other Fassy news, his name keeps on popping up in stories about a possible Lance Armstrong bio-pic. Bradley Cooper really wants it, but I think Fassy (unfortunately) looks more like Lance. So does Matthew McConaughey!

As for the status of Michael’s love life… I don’t know. Nicole Beharie announced their breakup on the 11th, although the story did not get any kind of wide coverage. I’m assuming Fassy is still single, meaning he’s boning any dark-skinned beauty he can find in Ireland. Bless him.

Photos courtesy of and Empire Online.


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Did Kim Kardashian offer Kris Humphries a settlement to grant the divorce?

I know Kanye West is not well-liked around these parts, but he seems like he’s really making the effort to be a good boyfriend. I’m completely serious! These are new pics of Kanye and Kim in Paris, where they’ve been on a crazy shopping spree for the better part of a week. On Friday, Kanye took Kim shopping at the Hermes, Cartier, Lanvin and Ermanno Scervino stores. He bought her a bunch of stuff too!! Yes, it’s materialistic, but I think it’s sweet that Kanye likes to take Kim shopping and he buys her pretty things. Gah! Don’t yell at me. I even sort of think it’s cute that Kanye isn’t bothered by Kim’s awful style. LOOK AT THAT DRESS. It’s like she thinks huge ruffles and baggy everything will somehow “mask” her pregnancy. That is just an awful dress for a pregnant woman. Completely. I’m sure she left white feathers all over Paris too.

There are several Kardashian stories spinning around this weekend (as always), but if you don’t mind, I’m going to avoid that breast milk story like the plague – you can see the video and coverage here. I’m not into it. I’m not judging breast milk or anything, I simply don’t want to watch the video. But as always, I’m open to covering Kardashian Kash and The Great Divorce War. On Friday, Radar claimed that Kim offered Kris Humphries $10 million to just go away and play with his basketball and leave her the hell alone. I’m sure that went well.

Kim Kardashian offered her estranged husband, Kris Humphries, a cool $10 million in a desperate bid to settle their bitter divorce battle once and for all — but he turned her down flat — is exclusively reporting.

“After Kim filed for divorce, she offered Kris a $10 million payoff, with the agreement that he would not continue to pursue an annulment to their marriage on the grounds of fraud,” a source close to the situation tells Radar exclusively.

Kim’s rep told “This is obviously yet another inaccurate report that lacks facts. No such deal was ever made.”

Unfortunately for Kim though, money didn’t sway the NBA star, and he vowed to stick to his guns and prove in a court of law that their short-lived marriage was a sham.

“Kris flatly rejected the offer because it has never been about money for him,” the source says. “He wants to be able to marry in a church again, with a clear conscience, when he finds someone special. Kris is deeply religious and he believes that the only way he can do that is if his marriage to Kim is annulled.

“Kris wants to move on with his life just as badly as Kim does – he is constantly getting heckled by NBA players and fans – and he just wants to be able to close this disastrous chapter in his life once and for all. If Kim would just agree to grant him the annulment, they could both move on with their lives.”

As it stands though, the earliest their divorce trial can be scheduled to begin is the middle of June in order to accommodate Kris’ busy basketball schedule. So, Kim will likely still be married to Humphries, her second husband, when she gives birth to her new boyfriend Kanye West‘s baby in early July.

Reports circulated recently that Kris demanded a $10 million payment from Kim to grant her a divorce, but the source tells Radar that is categorically not true.

“That absolutely never happened.,” the source vows. “Kris has given a sworn declaration that he has never asked Kim for a single dime. The only thing he has asked for, and continues to ask for, is for her to agree to an annulment.”

[From Radar]

“Kris wants to move on with his life just as badly as Kim does…” BS. “Kris has given a sworn declaration that he has never asked Kim for a single dime.” Double BS. The whole point of holding the divorce hostage from Kris’s perspective is that if Kris gets his annulment, the pre-nup and confidentiality clauses are moot, so he can get more money for selling Kim out, plus he’ll probably sue her for lost earnings (profits from selling their wedding). For Kris, it’s about staying in her life and making her “pay” for leaving him both financially and psychologically. I keep saying, this guy is a total d-bag. But! Shortly after that report from Radar, TMZ had an interesting follow-up/denial:

Kim Kardashian has drawn a hard line in the sand … not only is she refusing to pay Kris Humphries a dime … she’s demanding he cover ALL of her attorney’s fees … sources connected to the case tell TMZ.

TMZ first reported … Kris demanded $7 MILLION to walk away from their marriage … but Kim told him to pound sand. Contrary to recent reports, Kim has never offered Kris a penny to settle the divorce case.

We know … Kim’s position has always been that Kris actually MADE money by marrying her and therefore she doesn’t owe him anything. But now, our sources say, Kim feels Kris has needlessly dragged this on for so long and it cost her so much $$$ in legal fees and other expenses … she wants the NBA star to cover those costs.

Sources tell us … Kim’s fees have ballooned to around $250,000 … and Kris has spent somewhere in the same neighborhood. And our sources say … Kim is more than happy to try the case before a judge, because she’s convinced she’ll win the divorce and he’ll walk away owing her.

[From TMZ]

I do tend to think that Kim is going to walk away, when all is said and done, with more than Kris thinks. I just don’t believe he has the strong legal position he seems to think he has – he wasn’t forced into marrying her. He wasn’t forced into proposing. He was just the nearest idiot around when Kim wanted to get married (by the time she was 30). Maybe it was “fraud” in the ethical or moral sense, but not the legal or criminal sense.

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Victoria Beckham: ‘I don’t have to work. But I have a good work ethic’

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Victoria Beckham covers the March issue of Elle UK, and she’s wearing all Burberry here. If your reaction was anything like mine, I wondered, “Why does Posh look like she has three arms in this picture?” This effect is definitely the result of awkward posing on VB’s part and the very structured jacket chosen by the shoot’s stylist. Victoria’s hair looks nice and lush throughout the editiorial, but I have to wonder if she’s got extensions on her side as she has in the past. The interview excerpts released thus far aren’t terribly exciting except that Victoria talks about how she thinks nobody ever pays any attention to her. If she wasn’t so funny and self-deprecating in most of her interviews, I’d call bullsh-t on this particular quote, but I think she might actually believe it:

Victoria Beckham

She delegates in her fashion line: “You’ve got to trust people. And because I am a control freak, sometimes that’s difficult for me, because I want to micro-manage absolutely everything. I can’t hand over. But I’m trying to do that more. It’s hard because I have such a specific vision.”

It’s not all about her? “When I was on stage with the Spice Girls, I thought people were there to see the other four and not me. And when I go out with David and people take pictures I think, ‘They’re here to take David’s picture.’”

On her work ethic: “I don’t have to work, I need to work. But I have a good work ethic. David has an incredible work ethic. I want my kids to have a good work ethic. I believe you can achieve anything if you work hard enough to get it.”

[From Elle UK]

You know, I do appreciate that Victoria isn’t the typical WAG. She could easily stay at home and do absolutely nothing and also have nannies completely raise her children. Instead, she’s been building her own little fashion empire, and she and David appear to be very hands-on parents to their four children. Somehow, Victoria escapes the fate of sounding like Goop braging about her amazing work ethic. Posh basically leads a very charmed life, I think, but she is unexpectedly likable as well.

Victoria Beckham

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Jennifer Lawrence SAG Awards 2013

Jennifer Lawrence had another amazing night at the 2013 SAG Awards as she took home the award for Outstanding performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role. The only thing that could make this awards season better for her is if she takes home the Oscar. And from the looks of things, odds are it is going to happen.

Who else took home SAG Awards Sunday night? Read on and find out!


Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role
Anne Hathaway, Les Miserables


Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
Kevin Costner, Hatfields & McCoys

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
Julianne Moore, Game Change

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series
Claire Danes, Homeland

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series
Tina Fey, 30 Rock

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series
Downton Abbey

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series
Modern Family


Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Motion Picture

Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Television Series
Game of Thrones

Dick Van Dyke

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The Strokes Debut New Song ‘One Way Trigger’, Fans React

The Strokes Debut New Song ‘One Way Trigger’, Fans React

The Strokes are back and they’re proving that they are fearless. The band just released a brand new song called “One Way Trigger”, which you can download for free on their website, and most likely, you’ll either love it or hate it. If you’re like me, you’ll hit PLAY, then after a brief second asking yourself, “What the f**k am I listening to?”, you’ll soon be overwhelmed with love for the little ditty. It’s like an eargasm wrapped in a straightjacket. Seriously. It’s that good.

The song has gotten a bunch of mixed reviews from fans. And luckily NME grabbed some screenshots of Twitter comments. Here are a couple of those responses:

– weirdo @_chloe_hart said: “the new @thestrokes song is so crazy and weird. i love it.”

– Hinata @_Zero_Gravity_ said: “So high-pitched, but I’ll get used to it soon I guess. I’ll just give it a try”

– Benjamin Salt @BenjaminSalt1 said: “@liamhorton91 @thestrokes There is no way Julian will be able to nail this live, he can’t get to high bits in ‘Undercover Of Darkness!’”

– Stephan J. @GMHasi said: “That new @thestrokes song is really, really weird. And yet it got that special something. Apparently they just can’t seem to fail me”

– Lady Fortune @Fortuneboys said: “@thestrokes new song makes me feel like I’m playing a driving game on an Amiga 500 and the car has no roof but its ok because its warm out.”

That last one is my favorite…

Anyway, guitarist Albert Hammond Jr.’s dad recently confirmed that his son’s band was indeed in the studio finishing up their fifth record. He stated, “Albert says that the stuff they’re doing is incredible. They’re doing it themselves with their friend, engineer and producer. He just says, ‘Dad, it’s incredible’.”

When asked if he thought it would sound a lot different than 2011’s Angles, he answered, “I don’t think they’ll go in a wildly different direction. Obviously the songs will be different, but I think The Strokes are The Strokes; they always will be The Strokes.”

Don’t take my word for it though, go ahead and take a listen and tell us what you think in the comments below!

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LIberty Ross Files For Divorce

Liberty Ross Rupert Sanders Divorce

Six months after her husband’s highly publicized affair, Liberty Ross has filed for divorce from Rupert Sanders.

Sanders’ scandalous affair with Kristen Stewart during the filming of Snow White and the Huntsman has ultimately destroyed his marriage to Ross. After working with therapists and trying to sort through their extramarital issues the couple have decided to throw in the towel on their marriage after nearly 11-years.

Liberty is asking for spousal support and attorney’s fees, Sanders wishes to split attorney fees, and both are asking the courts for joint custody of their children, daughter Skyla and son Tennyson.

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