Quotables: James Franco Talks About His Sexuality, I Think

Quotables: James Franco Talks About His Sexuality, I Think

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In high school these girls got mad at me and so they spread this rumor that I was having a gay relationship with one of my closest friends. And they even made up a little dance they would do in the girl’s locker room about me being gay. I still don’t know what the dance was. … It wasn’t something that frightened me, like if people think that, it’s fine. I really don’t care.

—James Franco in an interview with MTV News regarding speculation on his genital orientation.

I guess the only thing that I have to say about his statement is that any grown-ass man who impersonates Justin Bieber definitely has some … I don’t know, “effeminate tendencies.” “Effeminate tendencies” would probably be the best way of putting it. But hey! Points for being real, James Franco. Mad points.

Special thanks to Evill Beet Gossip

Jennifer Lopez and Jason Statham premiere “Parker” in NY

Jennifer Lopez and Jason Statham premiere “Parker” in NY

Jennifer Lopez and Jason Statham pose on the red carpet of the premiere and after-party of their new movie, Parker, hosted by Cinema Society and Appleton Estate Reserve. Cast members gathered at The MoMa for the screening and later went to Marquee New York for the after party. Lopez looked fab in a white peplum Lanvin dress.

50 Cent was spotted at the Parker premiere, where he later headed over to Marquee New York to enjoy Appleton Estate cocktails.

Photo – Nicholas Hunt / PatrickMcMullan.com

Cameron Diaz Wants to Get GOOP’d by Gwyneth Paltrow

Cameron Diaz Wants to Get GOOP’d by Gwyneth Paltrow

Hi, everyone! ‘Tis I, Jenn, your faithful new managing editor – come February 1, anyway. I trust we’ll all find a way to grieve together as Sarah and Emily move on to greener pastures, then we’ll begin our own love affair and embark upon a new phase in our lives at one another’s sides. Or, you know, you could hate my guts and tell me so in the comments every day, forcing me to cry myself to sleep. Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that, though, yeah? Now, time to get down to business.

Cameron Diaz has a buck wild spirit that won’t quit, and that’s why I love her. I use “love” very, very loosely, because I actually have no feelings for her either way – she seems innocuous enough, despite her rather bizarre love of being objectified and a mind-boggling lack of basic feminist understanding. She’s living large and in charge, dates around, doesn’t want to get married and is pleased as punch to be getting older (or so she says) and for that reason, it seems like our girl Cam is killin’ it. Well, not so, my friends. Turns out, being a free-wheelin’ female Lothario has its drawbacks and when a case of mid-life malaise hits, there’s only one person who can save you – and unfortunately this doctor’s more annoying than the patient: Gwyneth Paltrow.

According to The Sun:

“Gwyneth’s sorted out everything from finances to hooking her up with her trainer. She has also forced her to swear off sex for a year, saying men distract her focus.”

I mean, if anything’s worse than working out and not having sex with your boo, it has to be taking life advice from Gwyneth Paltrow, who thinks liquified grass counts as a meal and may or may not be engaging in a bit of the ole rumpy pumpy with Jay-Z (as if he would ever cheat on the Queen Bey!). She’s insufferable. Not to mention, hello, who in the hell wants life advice from anyone, let alone the female Jack Skellington? The second she tried to make me trade in chocolate cake for Buddhist meditation and seaweed enemas, I’d be out the door. Or I’d punch her, then be out the door.

Here’s a hint, Cameron: Gwyneth Paltrow can’t help you. You know what can? Not being friends with Gwyneth Paltrow.

Special thanks to Evill Beet Gossip

Lindsay Lohan’s Movie, ‘The Canyons’, Rejected By Film Festivals

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘The Canyons’, Rejected By Film Festivals

Lindsay Lohan may be turning down offers from gigs like Dancing With The Stars, but if she’s doing it in hopes that her movie career will get back on track, she may want to think twice.

With the horrible reviews Liz & Dick stirred up, it’s got to be horrible for Lohan to hear that her more recent project, the indie ‘erotic thriller’ The Canyons, is getting some major thumbs down. According to reports, not only has the Sundance Film Festival refused to accept the flick, but also sources within The South by Southwest (SXSW) Conferences & Festivals circle say that the movie is being turned down due to its “quality issues”. A source was quoted as saying that the low-budget film has “an ugliness and a deadness to it.” Hmmm…kind of like Lohan’s career sadly.

It appears that The Canyons’ producer, Braxton Pope, is still waiting for an official answer from the festival’s organizers, but things are looking grim. With no theatrical release date yet set, word has it that producers are pondering the idea of releasing clips of the racy sex scenes included in the movie, such as Lohan appearing nude while having group sex.

A source told Radar: “Producers of the movie are freaking out because The Canyons doesn’t have a distributor to release it theatrically. The Sundance Film Festival turned it down, and the only buzz the movie is getting is Lindsay Lohan’s four-way sex scene, in which she is fully nude.”

“Producers are considering leaking a snippet of the sex scene online, or to a tabloid website in the hopes that would secure a distributorship deal,” the insider added. Supposedly, the sex scenes were so hard to deal with for Lohan, that she had to get pretty boozed up to do them. That, and the fact that she was paid less than some movie extras are paid (she took $100 a day), is just a bummer.

Another thing the 26-year-old actress has to be bumming about is the fact that her longtime attorney, Shawn Holley, has decided to quit her. That’s another issue and is just a whole mess; one Ms. Lohan could do without. Oh well, she’s brought this upon herself.

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Here’s a first look at Ashton Kutcher in jOBS. [Moe Jackson]
I don’t understand why so many dudes are upset with women in combat considering women have literally been serving on the frontlines this whole time. [Jezebel]
Lance Armstrong rejected a Dancing With the Stars offer? [Bitten & Bound]
Carmen Electra looks really thin here, right? [I’m Not Obsessed]
Kanye West is a masked man! [The Blemish]
And here’s the sexist NY Post cover of Hillary Clinton. [The Frisky]
Jason Hoppy isn’t going away without a fight. [ICYDK]
Karl Lagerfeld is making sure that Chanel has a pro-gay image. [OMG Blog]
Ladies, stop getting back-alley butt injections. [Starcasm]
Seriously, why can’t Miranda Lambert find flattering clothes? [Yeeeah]
Matt Damon has kidnapped Jimmy Kimmel! [Seriously OMG WTF]
Check out Jennifer Lopez’s awful shoes. [INFDaily]
Funny or Die video about birth control yogurt! [PopBytes]
Nick Lachey & Vanessa really want you to pay attention to their baby. [Life & Style]
Nicole Richie looks… different, right? [Hollywood Rag]
Pay attention to Justin Timberlake!!!!!! [The Loop]

Thanks to Cele Bitchy

Love It or Leave It: What the Hell is This, Kanye West?

Love It or Leave It: What the Hell is This, Kanye West?

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This is Kanye in Paris, and it must either be cold, or he’s got a rancid, raging case of facial herpes that he’s worried about the world seeing. I’m guessing it’s probably that second thing, because I don’t know about where you guys are, but it’s been damn cold here on the Mid-Atlantic coast of the United States. It’s been postively frigid, and I mean that when I say it, considering I’m originally from northeastern Pennsylvania, where a day of -2 is no big deal.

That all being said, I prefer to think that Kanye has a big old outbreak that he’s trying to disguise (and with Kim Kardashian as a girlfriend, that’s totally plausible), and not that he’s a big old weenie when it comes to weathering cold temperatures.

In any case, it’s totally ridiculous and I hate it. The end.

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Ryan Beatty supports Aeropostale’s 6th Annual “Teens for Jeans”

Ryan Beatty supports Aeropostale’s 6th Annual “Teens for Jeans”

Singing sensation Ryan Beatty was collecting jeans on behalf of the 6th Annual ‘Teens for Jeans’ campaign at Aéropostale in Times Square. This campaign urgest teens to help provide the number one item requested by homeless youth at shelters: jeans! You can donate your gently worn jeans at any Aeropostale or P.S. from Aeropostale store between January 14 and February 10th and you will get an additional 25% off any new pair of jeans!

Ryan Beatty just released his debut EP “Because of You,” which has taken the #1 spot on the iTunes Pop Charts! The 17-year-old gained popularity with 35 million views on YouTube and is currently touring.

Photo credit: Keri Goff/DoSomething.org