This is What Lindsay Looked Like in Court Today

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I know, guys. I know. Three Lindsay Lohan posts in one single day is most definitely excessive, but I’ve got an explanation or two to throw at you! One—tomorrow is my very last day on Evil Beet Gossip. It’s the very last time(s) that I’ll be able to write about Lindsay Lohan for Evil Beet Gossip. Lindsay Lohan is like the f-cking mascot of Evil Beet Gossip. There’s lots and lots of sentimental feelings to be had over this whole thing, and Lindsay Lohan is, for once, at the center of them.

The second reason? Well, because today was a big day for Lindsay Lohan! Yes, Lindsay Lohan jetted straight across the United States from New York City to Los Angeles all in a few hours, got turned away from a bunch of swanky hotels, only to find herself looking … well, like that ^^ for her court hearing today. Ain’t she purty, y’all?

Also, if you were wondering how she fared in court, it’s just this: she’s not going to jail. For now. I mean, I’m sure ever, too, but it’s certain that she’s not going anywhere for at least the next thirty days. Nope, Lindsay isn’t due back in court until March 1st to determine if this thing is going to go to trial, and if it does, that’s not going to be ’til March 18th. Lindsay’s not required to show at the March 1st hearing, but she positively must be present at the 18ths, no ifs, ands or buts.

Needless to say, the judge wasn’t happy with Lindsay and, in fact, the judge wasn’t happy with Lindsay’s new lawyer, either, Mark Heller. At one point during the proceedings, Heller attempted to make small talk with the judge about their mutual hometown of New York City, to which Judge Sautner responded, “Flattery doesn’t get you anywhere in this court.” Simple enough, right? She shut him down right quick. Why can’t she do the same to Lindsay?

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Jason London Says He Took a Beating For No Reason

Jason London Beating Drunk Fight Scottsdale Arrest

Jason London made headlines across the net yesterday after TMZ ran a story claiming London got wasted, sneezed on a bouncer, refused to apologize then punched the bouncer in the face. They also claim London was belligerent with police and even took a fat dump in his pants in the back of the patrol car.

But now that Jason has sobered up, he’s telling his side of the story, and it is nothing like the one that spread like wildfire across the net yesterday.

Jason has posted photos showing his extreme injuries and in case the photos aren’t enough, here’s a list of them: Right orbital fracture, a concussion, a sinus fracture, multiple contusions, bruises and cuts. His rep says that he was repeatedly struck in the head after he lost consciousness. Jason claims he did nothing to provoke the attack but admits, he doesn’t remember a lot. What he does remember is a man in the bar confronting him about looking at his girlfriend, next thing he remembers is being arrested. So maybe he remembers taking a dump –  but maybe not. As for throwing a punch at the bouncer, London says that’s a lie, and he has photos of his hands to “prove” it.

Jason London Beating Drunk Arrest Scottsdale Arizona

Meanwhile the bar is backing it’s bouncer and admitting no wrongdoing, and the police report does say Jason London was combative and did crap his pants to spite officers.

What do you think? Do you think the bar used excessive force – or do you think Jason probably had it coming?

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Sofia Vergara Brings the Quote of the Day

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“My father told me if I did anything artistic, I would look like a hooker. I told him, ‘With these huge boobs that I inherited from your mother, I already look like a hooker!”

… says Sofia.

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Rihanna On Chris Brown: “If It’s a Mistake, It’s My Mistake”

-Rihanna defends her relationship with Chris Brown in the new issue of Rolling Stone, saying “You think you know, but it’s different now.” Commence global eye-roll…now! -After a lot of drama (which involved pretending to be ill while really shopping … Continue reading

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Ashley Tisdale Vs. Selena Gomez: Who’d You Rather?

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Here’s a photo of the two friends at the Soho House in West Hollywood while celebrating a Coach-sponsored event, and they both look pretty hot (though, in my most humble of opinions, one is significantly hotter than the other).

Who would you rather—Ashley or Selena?

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Stuff We Missed Today: 1-30-13

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Have I Mentioned This Week How Much I Love Tom Hardy? – I Need My Fix

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The Gun Control Issue Has Gone Too Far When This Upsets People – Hollywood Rag

The Shahs Of Sunset Want To Be The Kardashians – Hollywood Hiccups

At Least One Magazine Still Cares About Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s Fake Relationship – Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Katharine McPhee looks chic at Beck’s Sapphire Pop Up to celebrate the Super Bowl

Katharine McPhee looks chic at Beck’s Sapphire Pop Up to celebrate the Super Bowl

Katharine McPhee took a break from her hectic schedule of filming Smash to enjoy a beer with rock/jazz pianist ELEW at Beck’s Sapphire private party in New York’s Soho to celebrate the brand’s first-ever appearance in the Super Bowl. McPhee looked fab in black leather leggings, while ELEW wore an Angelo Galasso silver silk linen blazer black calf leather loafers.

Australian artist Chet Faker, who is featured in Beck’s Sapphire Super Bowl ad, performed for the crowd with his signature tight-knit disco and house music.

Photo by Ilya S. Savenok/Getty Images for Beck’s Sapphire