-Oh merde. Selena Gomez was spotted with Justin Bieber again — after he stormed out of his deposition.
–Ke$ha made it out of rehab. The dollar sign in her name, however, did not.
–Jennifer Lawrence‘s BFF wrote about what it was like to go to the Oscars and it’s pretty great. Her main takeaways: despite being a norm, all the women were really nice to her (including Anne Hathaway, Jessica Biel, Glenn Close and Kerry Washington); Harvey Weinstein is as gross is you’d expect him to be; and Bill Murrayis everyone’s spirit animal.
-Despite his homophobic jerkiness, Shonda Rhimes is letting Isaiah Washington return to Grey’s Anatomy for Sandra Oh’s send-off.
-In the saddest news you’ll ever read, Aaron Carter tweeted that he wants Hilary Duff back. “I’ll spend the rest of my life trying to better myself to get back to her. I don’t care what ANY of you think.” Just when we thought we couldn’t pity that guy more…
–Idris Elba is going to voice the man-eating tiger Shere Khan in Disney’s new Jungle Book.
–Jared Leto is throwing shade at Jennifer Lawrence, saying “I wonder if this is an act.” Coming from him, that’s HILARIOUS!
-Have you seen Amy Poehler‘s new Old Navy commercial yet? It’s very cute.
–Lindsay Lohan is already ducking blame for her reality show — and it doesn’t premiere until Sunday.
-Meanwhile, if you’ve covered celebrity gossip as long as I have, you’ll find there’s something incredibly cathartic about watching Lindsay Lohan get water thrown in her face by Jimmy Fallon.
-Speaking of Jimmy Fallon, he recut the Transformers: Age of Extinction trailer with Pee Wee Herman doing all the voices. I like this version so much better!
–Alyson Hanigan got bobbed.
-The Bachelor’s Juan Pablo continues to suck: he retweeted a joke that uses the r-word and then accused everyone who got mad about it of cultural ignorance.
–Oprah gave the dress she wore on a magazine cover to a fan who asked for it on Twitter.
-I love me some Joseph Gordon-Levitt, but the emphasis on Jessica Alba in the new Sin City 2 trailer might be too much to overcome.
-The Game of Thrones rap album is now streaming, in case you want to know what rhymes with Khaleesi.
–Cate Blanchett and Amy Adams were spotted hanging out together at a tattoo parlor (!) the day after the Oscars. I’m so confused by that entire sentence…
–Olivia Wilde wrote a cute essay in Glamour asking: “What Will They Think of me in 75 Years?”
-Possible True Detective spoiler:Is Marty‘s daughter going to factor into Sunday’s finale?
–Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas made their first public appearance together at London’s WE Day (which is an awesome charitable event, btw. Learn more about it here.)
-There’s a sketchy report claiming Bob Costas‘ Olympic eye infection was from botched Botox. This reeks of bullshit to me. I had pink eye last year, and it wasn’t because of Botox. It was because of pink eye.
–Gwyneth Paltrow just posted an Instagram photo of Chef Roy Choi and Jon Favreau hanging out in her kitchen. Stop stealing my dreams, Paltrow!!
–Will Ferrell stopped by @midnight and played Chad Softwick, Chris Hardwick‘s less edgy twin.
-Here’s Mad Men’s trippy season 7 poster.
–Thurston Moore slammed Jezebel for calling him a dick for cheating on Kim Gordon.
-Ruh roh. Did a cereal tie-in to the Amazing Spider-Man 2 spoil the plot?
–Martha Stewart did a Reddit AMA, where she shared sex tips and threw shade at the Oscar selfie.
-I don’t know why it took so long for Sesame Street to spoof Les Miz, but it was worth the wait.
-Desperate for some good TV news? Felicity Huffman is returning to the small screen in a new ABC show.
–Neville Longbottom really grew up nicely, huh?
–Rihanna and Drake have been spotted together again, this time in Amsterdam.
-Grace of Monaco’s international trailer has landed. It’s…not promising.
