June 2014

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Melissa Etheridge and girlfriend Linda Wallem got married!

Melissa Etheridge had been friends with Nurse Jackie creator Linda Wallem for a decade before they started dating in 2010, and they’ve now taken their relationship to the next level by getting married! The ladies had a lovely ceremony at the San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, California on Saturday night, and plenty of stars were in attendance, including Rosie O’Donnell, Chelsea Handler, Whitney Cummings and Jane Lynch. All four of Melissa’s kids were part of the ceremony, as well. Cute! From People: “They were so happy,” says a guest. “It was really beautiful.” In the course of the intimate outdoor ceremony, Etheridge sang Wallem a new song she wrote especially for her and which Etheridge had never performed before – not even to Wallem. “It was such a magical moment,” says the guest, who added that Etheridge wore a grey suit, while Wallem was in a white dress. “The ceremony was such a beautiful start to the night,” says the guest. “The setting was perfect. It was something Melissa and Linda wanted early on. It was as perfect as they envisioned.” Sunday morning, the newlyweds will leave directly for their honeymoon. Working closely with a personal vacation advisor, Etheridge planned to surprise Wallem at a secret location. I’m not one for weddings, as you know, but I’m a softy for happy lesbians – what can I say? Congrats to the happy couple! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Evan Rachel Wood is NOT hooking up with Michelle Rodriguez

Today is shaping up to be a pretty gay day here on Evil Beet – my apologies (except not) to everyone this might offend, but we have IMPORTANT NEWS to report. This time around, the rumour mill is concentrating on Evan Rachel Wood and Michelle Rodriguez. Evan just split with husband Jamie Bell because she cares about her baby too much, and last we heard from Michelle, she was doing it with Cara Delevingne… but are they now hooking up with EACH OTHER? That’s the word on the street, anyway… but alas, it’s untrue. Looks like someone is already trying to start a rumor that I "hooked up" with Michelle Rodriguez at "an evening with women"– — Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) May 30, 2014 – I have never even said "hello" to Michelle Rodriguez. I think its convenient someone chose to make up the story now and not that night. — Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) May 30, 2014 This is "journalism" at its lowest. Complete lies made up to exploit a public separation, as if that isnt hard enough. Disgusting. — Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) May 30, 2014 Also just because you are in a photo with someone doesnt mean you spoke or slept together. Really guys? — Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) May 30, 2014 Well, that settles that, I guess. I do think it’s ridiculous that just because two people are openly gay/bisexual/whatever, they’re automatically dating. Here’s a clue to idiots everywhere: just because you happen to like the same sex doesn’t mean you like EVERYONE of that sex. Just like straight people don’t automatically like everyone of the opposite sex. It’s pretty simple. Anyhow, keep doing you, EVR. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Lindsay Lohan is planning to move to London

Lindsay Lohan has raised enough hell on both coasts of the United States – from Los Angeles to New York, she’s destroyed everything in her path. Now she plans to bring that same… er, joie de vivre (?) to London as she’s planning to buy property there with all of her no money. From The Sun (via Radar Online): “Lindsay’s really enjoying being in the U.K. and has told her pals that she’s staying here for good,” an insider says of the six-time rehab alum, who was also recently spotted clubbing at the Cannes Film Festival in France. The OWN reality star, 27, has reportedly already begun looking for a London home, and is telling pals she thinks a move could revive her flat-lined acting career. “Lindsay has also started investigating getting acting work in London,” the source says. Okay, I hate to point out the obvious here, but how in the hell is Lindsay going to pay for a house in London? She couldn’t even pay for one in New York – Oprah bankrolled her apartment in SoHo, so she’s got no chance. Yet another pipe dream, just like the whole “reviving her acting career” thing. I’m sure some of her partying friends will put her up on their couches for a while, but let’s be honest – this is never going to happen, and if it does, it’s pretty much guaranteed that she’s completely flushed her life down the shitter. She’s already back to her drugging and drinking, so it’s all downhill from here.