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Here’s a first look at Ashton Kutcher in jOBS. [Moe Jackson]
I don’t understand why so many dudes are upset with women in combat considering women have literally been serving on the frontlines this whole time. [Jezebel]
Lance Armstrong rejected a Dancing With the Stars offer? [Bitten & Bound]
Carmen Electra looks really thin here, right? [I’m Not Obsessed]
Kanye West is a masked man! [The Blemish]
And here’s the sexist NY Post cover of Hillary Clinton. [The Frisky]
Jason Hoppy isn’t going away without a fight. [ICYDK]
Karl Lagerfeld is making sure that Chanel has a pro-gay image. [OMG Blog]
Ladies, stop getting back-alley butt injections. [Starcasm]
Seriously, why can’t Miranda Lambert find flattering clothes? [Yeeeah]
Matt Damon has kidnapped Jimmy Kimmel! [Seriously OMG WTF]
Check out Jennifer Lopez’s awful shoes. [INFDaily]
Funny or Die video about birth control yogurt! [PopBytes]
Nick Lachey & Vanessa really want you to pay attention to their baby. [Life & Style]
Nicole Richie looks… different, right? [Hollywood Rag]
Pay attention to Justin Timberlake!!!!!! [The Loop]

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Love It or Leave It: What the Hell is This, Kanye West?

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This is Kanye in Paris, and it must either be cold, or he’s got a rancid, raging case of facial herpes that he’s worried about the world seeing. I’m guessing it’s probably that second thing, because I don’t know about where you guys are, but it’s been damn cold here on the Mid-Atlantic coast of the United States. It’s been postively frigid, and I mean that when I say it, considering I’m originally from northeastern Pennsylvania, where a day of -2 is no big deal.

That all being said, I prefer to think that Kanye has a big old outbreak that he’s trying to disguise (and with Kim Kardashian as a girlfriend, that’s totally plausible), and not that he’s a big old weenie when it comes to weathering cold temperatures.

In any case, it’s totally ridiculous and I hate it. The end.

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Ryan Beatty supports Aeropostale’s 6th Annual “Teens for Jeans”

Ryan Beatty supports Aeropostale’s 6th Annual “Teens for Jeans”

Singing sensation Ryan Beatty was collecting jeans on behalf of the 6th Annual ‘Teens for Jeans’ campaign at Aéropostale in Times Square. This campaign urgest teens to help provide the number one item requested by homeless youth at shelters: jeans! You can donate your gently worn jeans at any Aeropostale or P.S. from Aeropostale store between January 14 and February 10th and you will get an additional 25% off any new pair of jeans!

Ryan Beatty just released his debut EP “Because of You,” which has taken the #1 spot on the iTunes Pop Charts! The 17-year-old gained popularity with 35 million views on YouTube and is currently touring.

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Nicole Richie Carrying  A Bag Of Body Parts – Hollywood Rag

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Alexa Vega In A Thong – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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Kate Upton’s Controversial Mercedes Super Bowl Commercial

I’m not really sure what the big fuss is over Kate Upton’s Super Bowl commercial. This is just the teaser, but it seems pretty tame to me.

Luxury car maker Mercedes-Benz released a teaser of its coming Super Bowl ad that  features the model Kate Upton. The spot is meant to promote the new Mercedes CLA, and entry-level model aimed at younger buyers currently shut out by the sticker-shock-inducing prices of even the least-expensive Benz vehicles.

While Upton supposedly “washes the new Mercedes CLA in slow motion,” she’s mainly eye candy for the TV audience and a group of guys in football jerseys who actually wield the sponges and hoses. At one point she scoops a handful of suds and later tells one of the men that he “missed a spot,” but there’s no manual labor on her part.

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Kristen Bell on if she’s having a natural childbirth: “I’ve got nothing to prove”

Pregnant Kristen Bell was on The Ellen Degeneres show today, and the Ellen people sent us some clips. Bell, 32, is pregnant with her first child, with fiance Dax Shephard. I love those two as a couple and hope for the best for them and their baby.

Kristen revealed to Ellen that they knows the sex of the baby but are choosing to keep it a secret. She said she’s due sometime in late Spring, which I would guess to be around May. Ellen wouldn’t take no for an answer on the baby’s sex and she seemed to get some clues from Kristen suggesting that it’s a boy. My favorite part of the interview is when Ellen asked Kristen if she’s considering a natural birth and she’s all “hell no.” This was really funny:

On if she’s going to have a natural childbirth
I’ve got nothing to prove. I feel like when I arrive at the hospital. I want a glass of whiskey, I want the epidural in my back. And, I want to get hit in the face with a baseball bat and wake me up when it’s over because I’ve seen the videos and it looks terrifying.

On how she has dopamine-induced high self esteem
I look in the mirror and I think it’s the reverse body dysmorphia because I can understand what my shape is but I see Brooke Shields. And, it doesn’t make a lick of sense but it’s something that the baby’s giving me hormonally makes me feel really giggly and happy.

On if Dax Shepard is excited
He is, yeah. In different ways then I am. He’s just thinking about all the off-roading he’ll have in this tiny partner.

Ellen says “So, it’s a boy?”
Maybe? Do you have to be a boy off road? Absolutely not.

[From The Ellen show, received via email.]

Kristen also shared this adorable picture of Dax practicing for their baby by putting one of their dogs in the Baby Bjorn. She claims the dog got in there willingly.

And she also dressed her dogs up for Halloween like Downton Abbey staffmembers Mrs. O’Brien and Thomas Barrow. I sh*t you not.

Do you remember the last time that Kristen Bell was on Ellen and she started crying when Ellen told her there was a sloth backstage? (Video is here.) That was just a year ago, and Ellen was punking Kristen, there was no sloth, and kind of exploiting her strange obsession with sloths. Last year Kristen told Ellen how Dax hired a sloth to come to her 31st birthday party. She was so freaked out about it, even recounting the story, and explained that she’s one of those people who cries easily.

Anyway Ellen brought a real sloth on stage with Kristen this time! The sloth’s name was Lola, and Kristen said that she’d actually heard that there was a sloth named Lola in LA. She has all the LA sloths’ names memorized apparently. Kristen really kept it together this time, I was surprised. I cry easily too although I can hold it in if I focus. I could see Kristen struggling not to cry. (My kid has a school project to do on Helen Keller and those YouTube newsreel videos really do me in.) Kristen was working hard to seem calm about the sloth but she was probably dying inside.

Here’s the video of Kristen seeing the sloth. She’s also gifted a baby sloth outfit from Ellen and she loves it. This girl is such a trip.

And here’s the rest of Kristen’s interview:

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Was Justin Bieber’s sizzurp fueled hour of groupie sex the last straw for Selena?

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Good morning, everyone! Has your breakfast settled yet? If not, you may want to dispose of it before reading this story. Just giving fair warning here. First up, here’s Justin Bieber’s latest “self portrait” from his Instagram, which I guarantee is much more palatable than what is coming up next. Are you ready? Me neither.

A story in this week’s issue of Star offers up the real reason that Selena Gomez broke up with Justin for real and forever. Via Jezebel, there are truly scandalous details of a late-December “drug and sex romp” between Justin and a 22-year-old girl named Mimi. Apparently, Lil Twist was along for the ride, and all three smoked pot and drank sizzurp before heading to a hotel room where Justin went downtown on this girl “for almost an hour.” Apparently, Justin and this woman did not have sexual intercourse, but still, this is super gross, right? Almost an hour. That will be forever imprinted in your brain. Here are some equally repellant embellishments from Star’s story courtesy of Radar:

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Justin Bieber‘s debauchery-filled evening in Los Angeles — in which, in a stoned haze, he engaged in sexual activity with a 22-year-old nursing student — was the last straw in his 2-year relationship with Selena Gomez, sources tell the new issue of Star.

On December 21, an insider tells the magazine, the 18-year-old pop star joined rapper Lil Twist and nursing student Milyn “Mimi” Jenson around 6 p.m at the Beverly Hills Four Seasons.

“They all went to buy weed at a smoke shop on Olympic Blvd. in Hollywood,” the insider said, “then they got food at McDonald’s and went back to the hotel.”

At the hotel, the group smoked marijuana and drank a chemical concoction known as “sizzurp” throughout the night. From there, they went to the Baby singer’s $6.6 million Calabasas mansion, where Justin opened up about his fondness for tattoos and Xanax, as well as his plans to build a hookah room in the house.

After that, Justin held Mimi’s hand, and showed her the breathtaking view from his backyard. The insider said that Mimi said Justin was really kind, romantic — and stoned — after he’d been “smoking pot all night.”

The group returned to the Four Seasons, where the coupling between Mimi and Justin continued in his bedroom suite. “Justin surprised her by saying, ‘I want to know if you taste good.’ He started kissing her cheek and ear and neck and then her whole body,” the insider said. Then, the Biebs removed Mimi’s clothes and engaged in sexual activity with her.

Justin, who stayed clothed the entire time, ended things quickly after the marathon session, despite Mimi’s hopes he’d take things further. “He seemed out of it, and even though he didn’t ask Mimi to leave, she decided she should go,” the source said, noting that Justin didn’t kiss her on the lips.

Mimi, who had no comment when contacted by Star, “thought Justin was single, and he definitely acted like he was,” the source said.

[From Radar Online]

You know, I believe this story although I’m not sure whether this particular “romp” was what led to Justin and Selena’s ultimate breakup. I think he just did stuff like this all the time on a regular basis, and Selena either never knew about it, or she simply put up with a lot of crap from Justin for no reason at all. They were spotted travelling together around the New Year, and I doubt Lil Twist or Justin fessed up to the lady munching, so I’m guessing that Selena and Justin broke up for other reasons, including the fact that he was a terrible boyfriend.

As for the “sizzurp” angle, I understand that this concoction is a mixture of the Sizzurp cough syrup (active ingredient – codeine) with added Sprite and Jolly Rancher flavoring. Side effects include euphoria and, apparently, the desire to go downtown (for nearly an hour) on randoms. What a winner, this Bieber.

In other Bieber news, a woman who was working out on Tuesday at the gym of a North Carolina Ritz Carlton says that Bieber and her trainer were loudly mocking her workout, and one of them split blue Gatorade into her squeeze water bottle. Justin (of course) denies doing so (he says he was mocking his own workout), but it doesn’t help that the woman unknowingly drank from her bottle before realizing that someone else’s bodily fluids resided within. This kid is so gross.

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