Good morning, everyone! Has your breakfast settled yet? If not, you may want to dispose of it before reading this story. Just giving fair warning here. First up, here’s Justin Bieber’s latest “self portrait” from his Instagram, which I guarantee is much more palatable than what is coming up next. Are you ready? Me neither.
A story in this week’s issue of Star offers up the real reason that Selena Gomez broke up with Justin for real and forever. Via Jezebel, there are truly scandalous details of a late-December “drug and sex romp” between Justin and a 22-year-old girl named Mimi. Apparently, Lil Twist was along for the ride, and all three smoked pot and drank sizzurp before heading to a hotel room where Justin went downtown on this girl “for almost an hour.” Apparently, Justin and this woman did not have sexual intercourse, but still, this is super gross, right? Almost an hour. That will be forever imprinted in your brain. Here are some equally repellant embellishments from Star’s story courtesy of Radar:
Justin Bieber‘s debauchery-filled evening in Los Angeles — in which, in a stoned haze, he engaged in sexual activity with a 22-year-old nursing student — was the last straw in his 2-year relationship with Selena Gomez, sources tell the new issue of Star.
On December 21, an insider tells the magazine, the 18-year-old pop star joined rapper Lil Twist and nursing student Milyn “Mimi” Jenson around 6 p.m at the Beverly Hills Four Seasons.
“They all went to buy weed at a smoke shop on Olympic Blvd. in Hollywood,” the insider said, “then they got food at McDonald’s and went back to the hotel.”
At the hotel, the group smoked marijuana and drank a chemical concoction known as “sizzurp” throughout the night. From there, they went to the Baby singer’s $6.6 million Calabasas mansion, where Justin opened up about his fondness for tattoos and Xanax, as well as his plans to build a hookah room in the house.
After that, Justin held Mimi’s hand, and showed her the breathtaking view from his backyard. The insider said that Mimi said Justin was really kind, romantic — and stoned — after he’d been “smoking pot all night.”
The group returned to the Four Seasons, where the coupling between Mimi and Justin continued in his bedroom suite. “Justin surprised her by saying, ‘I want to know if you taste good.’ He started kissing her cheek and ear and neck and then her whole body,” the insider said. Then, the Biebs removed Mimi’s clothes and engaged in sexual activity with her.
Justin, who stayed clothed the entire time, ended things quickly after the marathon session, despite Mimi’s hopes he’d take things further. “He seemed out of it, and even though he didn’t ask Mimi to leave, she decided she should go,” the source said, noting that Justin didn’t kiss her on the lips.
Mimi, who had no comment when contacted by Star, “thought Justin was single, and he definitely acted like he was,” the source said.
[From Radar Online]
You know, I believe this story although I’m not sure whether this particular “romp” was what led to Justin and Selena’s ultimate breakup. I think he just did stuff like this all the time on a regular basis, and Selena either never knew about it, or she simply put up with a lot of crap from Justin for no reason at all. They were spotted travelling together around the New Year, and I doubt Lil Twist or Justin fessed up to the lady munching, so I’m guessing that Selena and Justin broke up for other reasons, including the fact that he was a terrible boyfriend.
As for the “sizzurp” angle, I understand that this concoction is a mixture of the Sizzurp cough syrup (active ingredient – codeine) with added Sprite and Jolly Rancher flavoring. Side effects include euphoria and, apparently, the desire to go downtown (for nearly an hour) on randoms. What a winner, this Bieber.
In other Bieber news, a woman who was working out on Tuesday at the gym of a North Carolina Ritz Carlton says that Bieber and her trainer were loudly mocking her workout, and one of them split blue Gatorade into her squeeze water bottle. Justin (of course) denies doing so (he says he was mocking his own workout), but it doesn’t help that the woman unknowingly drank from her bottle before realizing that someone else’s bodily fluids resided within. This kid is so gross.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Instagram
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