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Glen Powell’s family has a pet kangaroo and a capuchin monkey




Jimmy Kimmel made a triumphant return to late night hosting Tuesday, ending a week of universal outrage. Outrage from free speech advocates, outrage from wannabe dictators, and outrage from Disney executives as the subscription cancellations increased to a pile greater than Scrooge McDuck’s mountain of gold coins. All those cancellations were from citizens taking a moral/constitutional stand, as we hadn’t heard yet about the new price hikes! But Disney should be pleased with their return on investment, because the numbers are in for Kimmel’s return show and they are impressive: while Jimmy Kimmel Live! typically hovers around 1.5 million viewers per show, they garnered a whopping 6.26 million on Tuesday. And remember, Nexstar and Sinclair-owned affiliates still didn’t run Kimmel on about 23% of channels, yet Kimmel’s audience quadrupled. Bravo!

As for the content those 6.26 million viewers tuned in for, it was worthy of all that attention. Kimmel’s tone was impassioned without being preachy and emotional without being sappy. And throughout it all, there was humor. Not gonna lie, the joke at the top of the show nearly did me in — the bit where after playing serious news clips about the historical significance of Kimmel’s return with the show to come, the cameras cut to Kimmel and Guillermo in costumes, bear and banana, respectively. It was stupid and silly and made me utter a much-needed deep guffaw. While it served as an ice-breaker, there was no denying the importance of this episode. Not every celebrity guest could walk on to that stage on that night, but Glen Powell did it with aplomb. And Kimmel certainly made him feel at ease, asking early on about Powell’s family. Namely, the kangaroo and monkey sides:

Kimmel: Part of your family is a kangaroo and a monkey. Charlie the monkey and Trixie the kangaroo. Are they allowed in the house?

Powell: Yes. They have better setups than most humans.

Kimmel: Do they come to family celebrations?

Powell: Well, my little sister just got married. I think a lot of people weren’t expecting to see a kangaroo running around at four in the morning, in the house.

Kimmel: And what about the monkey? Is the monkey at the wedding?

Powell: Not a fan of love. No.

[From Jimmy Kimmel Live! via YouTube]

“Do they come to family celebrations?” What kind of a question is that, Jimmy?! They’re family, of course they’re coming to the family celebrations!! I fondly remember my aunt’s wedding where her pooch (begrudgingly) wore a fetching kerchief that said “Dog of Honor.” But if you need proof, check out Glen’s sister’s Instagram carousel of pics from her wedding day; many shots of humans crowded together, but Trixie the kangaroo gets her own slide. Priceless. Trixie, by the way, is stunning. A real knockout. (I just hope not literally, given that the boxing kangaroos are usually males?) And according to Glen, Charlie the capuchin monkey officially belongs to his Aunt Honey. My question is: how does Brisket get along with his extended family?

Business-wise, Glen was there to promote Chad Powers, the comedy series he created with Eli Manning, which debuts September 30 on Hulu (a Disney-owned network, like Kimmel-airer ABC). Another Hulu project got a shoutout on Tuesday as well, Sarah McLachlan’s documentary Lilith Fair: Building a Mystery (available to stream now). Sarah was the musical guest, which was a lovely close to the show after Sarah stood in solidarity with Jimmy over the weekend.

Photos credit: Backgrid, Jennifer Graylock-Graylock.com/Avalon, Janet Mayer/INSTARimages.com

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People believe the rapture is coming today and hope they can take their dogs




Happy New Year, bitches! Or alternatively, salutations on this day of the rapture. Allow me to explain: today is Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. It falls on a different date in the Gregorian calendar each year because the Gregorian calendar is solar, while the Jewish one is lunisolar. (And the Chinese is lunar, rounding out the trifecta of New Years I observed as a Jewish kid growing up in San Francisco. Shanah Tovah Gong Hei Lang Syne.) But today is also special because Jesus visited a South African pastor in a dream to give him the heads-up that the rapture will be taking place today and tomorrow. Pastor Joshua Mhlakela dutifully spread the good word that “The rapture is upon us, whether you are ready or not,” and social media took the baton from there by spawning the hashtag #RaptureTok. So as faithful TikTokers contemplate their (potential) upcoming ascent to heaven, they have a fervent request for Jesus: please let us take our dogs!

If you’re unfamiliar, the rapture in Christianity is the belief that good Christ-loving folks of Earth — both living and dead — will ascend to heaven with Jesus Christ.

People have taken this belief and run with it on social media, which has started the trend of #RaptureTok.

In the hundreds of videos with that tag on TikTok, you’ll discover everything from rapture tips to people wondering if they can take their dogs with them if they’re the chosen ones.

One woman’s video with over 200,000 views is making light of it all by referencing another jokester’s videos on the topic. “He’s a riot, he’s making this whole journey so fun.”

She went on to explain that in one of his videos, he mentions how there’s an angel assigned to each person when they get raptured. “He’s like, ‘I wonder if our pets get raptured too.’ He goes, ‘Could you imagine the angel that’s assigned the one little Chihuahua? They’re going up 1,000 miles per hour,’” she said, giggling.

…“I ask God all the time to please take my dogs when we’re raptured,” someone wrote in the comment section of that video.

“I have prayed for my fur babies to be raptured with me,” agreed someone else.

“They replied, ‘Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved — you and your household.’ My household includes my fur babies,” a hopeful commenter wrote, quoting scripture.

While there are plenty of serious videos on the topic, of course, there are many skeptics making light of the situation, dogs aside.

One video posted under #RaptureTok showed two people hysterically laughing with overlay text that read: “I am so petty I am going to lay out a couple of outfits in my driveway on sept 24th so when my neighbor walks his dog he will think me and my dog made it to heaven for the rapture and they didn’t.”

[From NY Post]

I love how all these people are worried about whether their fur babies can go with them, as if it wasn’t the reverse that is the case: that our pets are assured entrance while we humans ought to be praying we get to tag along with them! Don’t these TikTokers know the holy proverb, All dogs go to heaven?? And of course there’s the argument that heaven is wherever your dog is. Honestly, though, and despite this not being my religion, I’m confident in saying that these 48 hours are not the rapture. Not after learning that the tragic half of the rapture decrees that “those left behind will endure seven years of suffering, war and devastation led by the Antichrist.” Is that not proof positive the event already took place, and we’re the left behinds?

Whether you’re reading this edition of Celebitchy from heaven, hell, or whatever it is that constitutes our current plane of existence, I say Merry September 23, ya filthy animals!

Photos credit: Jozef Fehér, Pixabay, musicFactory lehmannsound, Laurie Gouley, Matheus Bertelli on Pexels

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Auckland-based cat ‘Leonardo da Pinchy’ regularly steals his neighbors’ clothing



We love our babies; we care for and nurture them and try to instill in them good values that will stick wherever they go. But the truth is, we don’t know what will befall them or what they’ll get up to once they leave home. Such is the case with Leo, a 15-month-old Tonkinese cat who hails from Mairangi Bay, a beachside neighborhood of Auckland, New Zealand. Leo’s person Helen North first allowed him outside a year ago, and that’s when the trouble began. You see, Leo the cat has taken to cat burglaring. Cliche? Possibly. Still somewhat adorable? Absolutely. A complete headache for his person? Undoubtedly. Leo’s penchant is for nabbing laundry items from neighbors’ clotheslines. He’s amassed a large variety of socks and underwear and, being a feline of fine taste, will even steal a cashmere sweater. Which means on top of being a working mum, Helen’s new extra-curricular activity is posting photos of stolen clothing to neighborhood groups in the hopes that items will be reclaimed. Which has all led to Leo’s new nickname: Leonardo da Pinchy.

Leo only pinches the finest duds: His frequent hauls include silk boxer shorts, thick men’s work socks — preferably with clothespins still attached — and in one mortifying episode for his humans, a brand-new 300 New Zealand dollar ($181) cashmere sweater. “My daughter was at home sick and she rang me at work saying, ‘It’s bad, it’s bad, this is the worst thing he’s brought in, it’s really bad,” said Leo’s owner, Helen North. “Because it was beautiful. I was like, ‘Ooh, can I keep that?’ But I couldn’t.” Instead, North turned to a neighborhood WhatsApp group to return Leo’s stolen goods to their rightful owners. Her usual message: “Are these your undies?”

The busywork of living with a klepto cat: On one record-setting day, Leo returned with nine items, enough for a full outfit if you didn’t mind a mix of everything from baby clothes to menswear. … With dozens of items unclaimed, the embarrassed owner took her search for Leo’s victims wider this month, posting photos of his hauls on a local Facebook page, along with an apology and her address. Those who showed up to claim their belongings included a woman who recognized her pink and purple underpants and a boy whose beloved and missing sports jersey was helpfully identifiable by his name printed on the back.

But what do the neighbors think? The ire North expected over Leo’s cat burgling antics didn’t eventuate — although one of his targets, who is allergic to cats, now dries her laundry indoors. “All of our neighbors think he’s amazing,” she said. “Some of them are quite put out that he hasn’t actually stolen anything of theirs.”

All crime-deterring tactics have been unsuccessful thus far: Still, North has tried everything to curb her cat’s laundry obsession, from attempting to keep him indoors to leaving out clothes at home for him to steal. No luck. “He only wants stuff that he shouldn’t have,” she said, adding that she was also unwilling to risk an online suggestion that Leo simply needed another playmate. “He might teach another cat to do this,” North said. … “I hope he grows out of it because I don’t want to do this for like, 15 years,” North said. “This is a lot of admin.” For now, on the streets of Mairangi Bay, Leonardo da Pinchy remains at large.

[From AP News]

People being “put out” that the local kleptomaniac cat hasn’t stolen some of their items, is somehow exactly the kind of response I’d expect/hope from New Zealanders. That being said, the human I feel for here is Helen North, because that is a lot of admin she has to do returning heaps of stolen goods! Though it sure is one way to meet your neighbors, I guess. And I don’t know what Helen’s relationship status is, but, “Are these your undies?” is a FANTASTIC pick up line! Seriously, Leo could earn back some good will by turning his obsession story into a rom-com screenplay, in which the meet cute hinges on “Are these your undies?” Or maybe Helen will write a book on her experience of being the person to a criminal cat: Are These Your Undies? Lessons Learned While Living with a Cat Burglar. The line is a winner, it must be used somewhere!

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Dakota Johnson adopted a puppy named Tokyo from the Santa Barbara pound




As we’ve been covering, Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin have broken up after eight years together, and it’s final this time. The prevailing theory is that Dakota’s own team got the word out so that she wouldn’t be pestered with Chris questions as she promotes her latest movie, The Materialists. Now Dakota has revealed some other news, and this one is guaranteed to keep questions on all other topics at bay: she adopted a new dog!! The fur puppy is named Tokyo, and Dakota rescued her from the Santa Barbara pound. Tokyo got her first taste of having a celeb as her person, when Mama Dakota brought Tokyo to the recording/taping of Amy Poehler’s Good Hang podcast. The episode came out this week, and oh my woof, Tokyo is frickin’ adorable.

Dakota Johnson has caught a new animal in her web.

Less than a week after her breakup with Chris Martin was revealed, the Materialists star shared that she adopted a new puppy named Tokyo from the Santa Barbara Humane Society in California.

“We rescued her on Saturday from the Santa Barbara pound,” Dakota told host Amy Poehler during the June 10 episode of the Good Hang podcast. “I didn’t plan on it.”

The 35-year-old went on to share that she was still coping with the death of her previous dog Zeppelin, who died in December at age 17, when she stumbled upon the brown-and-white haired pup.

“I thought, ‘It’s gonna be a while,’” Dakota recalled. “But then I saw her, and she’s an angel.”

And Tokyo is already warming up to her new home. In fact, Dakota—who brought her new BFF to the podcast appearance—noted that the doggo’s playfulness inside the recording studio was a new development.

“She’s a performer,” Dakota joked after Tokyo began sniffing her microphone. “Honestly, she has come alive on camera. She normally hides in the back of her crate. She’s really timid. And now she’s like, ‘Here I am.’”

Addressing her pup directly, she quipped, “You’re an actress just like your mom!”

Six days prior to Tokyo’s big debut, multiple outlets reported that Dakota and Chris, 48, had called it quits after nearly eight years together.

And while the Madame Web actress has yet to publicly address the split, she has shared what her dating non-negotiable is going forward.

As she told Craig Melvin on the June 9 episode of Today, “Just like, not an a–hole.”

Another important trait her future partner should probably have? Loving dogs. After all, Dakota has previously detailed the crucial role her late dog played in her life.

“We’ve basically grown up together,” Dakota said of Zeppelin during a June 2024 interview with TalkHouse. “He is extremely smart and sweet and perfect and soulful. He’s always been a very healing dog for people, so I made him a certified emotional support animal. Which is just the sweetest thing ever.”

[From E! News]

Aw, I hear you girl about feeling like you need a long time to recover from the loss of a faithful pup. I was a sobbing mess last summer when I had to say goodbye to My Girl. Though she wasn’t a particularly loud lady, the apartment seemed unbearably quiet without her. I’ve truly come to believe that one of the best ways to honor the companion you’ve lost, is to welcome a new one in need. All that love needs a place to go! But it’s a very delicate, personal journey, and you feel out what’s right for you. I ended up only lasting two months before My Guy found me, and I’m thrilled for Dakota that she said yes to Tokyo, even if she hadn’t been planning on adopting just yet. I wonder when the podcast was recorded, though, because Dakota starts off by saying “We rescued her on Saturday,” and then minutes later when the conversation has moved on to something else, Dakota makes an offhand comment, “Chris said it’d be a great movie idea.” Hmmmm.

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Amber, a five-year-old retriever, returned home after a 100 mile journey




Meet Amber, a five-year-old retriever who’s had a ruff start to life, having resided in a Qatari shelter after being picked up as a street puppy. But earlier this year Amber moved to the UK through KS Angels Rescue, a small charity run by husband and wife Sam Collins and Kelly Parker, “trying to make a difference one dog at a time.” Amber was quickly placed in a loving foster home… where she spent one night before bolting on April 25, despite the 8-foot-high fence. What followed was 63 sightings by anxious humans of Amber in the wild as they tried to safely corral her back. The floof trekked across a national park until she hit the coast, then swam a mile to an island. After four days of island living, Amber began a swim back to shore, when the crew of a ferry saw her struggling and pulled her aboard. All in all, her journey covered 100 miles over 36 days. What an adventure!

She covered a lot of terrain: Amber walked in a south-westerly direction across the forest to the coast and ended up on Sandbanks in Poole, where she then doggy-paddled for a mile across Poole Harbour to reach Brownsea Island. A resident on the sparsely populated island put out food every night after spotting the stray. After four days she attempted to swim back to the mainland and was seen by the crew of a passing ferry who thought she was a seal. Crew mate Ethan Grant said: “I then realised it was a dog and thought ‘what’s that doing out there?’ You could see she was struggling so we thought we need to get her out otherwise she wouldn’t have made it.”

Amber’s ‘wild mindset’ made the recovery a challenge: Parker said the dog had entered a “wild mindset” until Saturday’s rescue. “We had a lot of well-meaning people and they really did try to help,” she said. “Unfortunately with a dog that is scared and has entered that wild mindset, with any people, she would have run.” Every time the wanderer was spotted, she had covered another five or six miles (8km/9.6km), said Parker. “It’s been frustrating, we’ve felt like we were always behind her. It’s definitely been an experience I would rather not have again — but a happy ending.”

Needing more time to bond: Parker said she hoped adventurous Amber would have a “calmer, more stable spirit” in future. Collins said Amber had not had enough time to form bonds, and had bolted every time someone tried to help. “She was absolutely all over the place, she kept returning to where she went missing from and was moving in bigger and bigger circles,” he said.

She did one mile of swimming! “But then we had no sightings for a week before I got a call that she was on a boat. We know she entered the water at Sandbanks as we were sent a photo of her there. It is about a mile of swimming, which is just incredible. “The boat crew spotted her struggling with the tide, she wasn’t going to make the swim back so they turned the boat around. She hooked her paws on to the ladder and one of the lads jumped into the water and helped her out.”

[From The Guardian]

Ferrymen for the win! Though I hope Amber gave them at least a little sass for mistaking her for a seal, lol. As for Amber’s wandering tail, I can’t completely blame her; poor girl winds up in a new, cold country without any idea what’s going on! The good news is, after her little excursion, Amber was cleared for good health by a vet, save for being a tad underweight. So before she gets placed in a new home, she’s on a strict diet of being given more meals (hey, that’d be the way to keep me homeward bound as well). And further good news: that resident of Brownsea Island who put food out for Amber has reached out to KS Angels about adopting the intrepid explorer. Meanwhile, for those keeping count at home, Amber marks the third runaway hound we’ve covered this year, joining an international crew of Scrim, the terrier of New Orleans (on the lam 10 months over two escapes), and miniature dachshund Valerie, who ran amok for a whopping 529 days on Australia’s Kangaroo Island. At what point do we start taking the wave of canines fleeing as a damning commentary on humanity?

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Cat in FL escaped vet after neutering and walked 3 miles home




We’ve had a spate of runaway pet stories lately, across several species. There was intrepid Valerie, the Miniature Dachshund who spent 529 days running amok on an Australian island before a local rescue group lured her back. Then at the other end of the commonwealth, British tortoise Leonardo took nine months to wander one mile away from his Cumbria home before being reunited with his family. Now we have a new entry, with a bit of a twist. George the cat has no owner, but gets plenty of care and attention from the residents of Lakeland, FL’s Loma Verde complex, whose backyards he calls home. Recently, the persons at Loma Verde took George for neutering services. When they went to pick him up, though, they learned the little rascal had fled. But unlike Valerie and Leonardo who ventured away from home, turns out George made a run in order to return home. Which he did, covering nearly three miles in a week. That darn cat!

George, a backyard community cat who took up residence at the Loma Verde complex in Lakeland, Florida, grew impatient after getting neutered at the local SPCA and wandered nearly three miles back home, according to a press release shared with PEOPLE on Monday, May 19.

Per the release, the cat’s friends — residents at the complex — often cared for George, giving him food and a comfortable place to rest. But every morning, the residents found the cat in a disheveled state, appearing as if he’d been prowling all night.

They then decided to get George neutered — a service offered to backyard cats by the local SPCA — “hoping it might slow him down a bit.”

“But when I returned to pick him up, I was met with a scene straight out of an old prison break movie,” the residents wrote in the press release. “Somehow, George — tough, stubborn, and full of fight — had busted out of his cage and disappeared into the dense woods behind SPCA Florida.”

It’s only about 2.7 miles between the SPCA and Loma Verde, but for a cat it’s a substantial and complex route. George had to cross busy streets, navigate around Lake Victoria and pass by other dangers to get home.

The SPCA set live traps and kept a close watch for George, as did the Loma Verde residents.

“Every day, I returned, my eyes scanning the tree line, hoping for a glimpse of his familiar, swaggering strut,” they wrote. “At night, I left boxes of food out, calling his name into the darkness, hoping the old boy would hear my voice and find his way back.”

But on a recent Sunday morning, the residents woke up to a familiar sight: George, lounging on his favorite chair inside their carport, “looking like he had just returned from a grand adventure.” He had lost a bit of weight and was “clearly hungry,” but otherwise, their dear cat appeared healthy.

“After a hearty meal and a good brushing, George settled down for the kind of long nap only a cat who has crossed roads, skirted lakes and dodged countless dangers can truly appreciate,” they wrote.

[From People]

Honestly, I don’t know what I love more — the fact that George was like, “F–k this sh-t, I’m getting outta here before they snip off anything else,” or the fact that the Loma Verde residents wrote up and distributed their own press release covering the whole affair! Sounds like it was a mighty ordeal for all involved. I’ve never had a cat myself, but this story tracks with what I’ve gleaned about the individualistic creatures. They are their own masters, they just let you feed and home and tend to them when the timing works out for them. Even if they’re quite comfortable in your home, sometimes they just need to take off and have an adventure. I have My Guy chipped, my faithful fluffy long-haired Chihuahua, and every day I get emails from the network about a lost animal in the area. Nine times out of 10 it’s a cat at large. At least George was headed towards home! And had an excellent sense of direction.

Note by CB: A news reports on this story (below) makes George seem more like a domestic cat than a stray. He has an owner!


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Miniature Dachshund safely recovered after escape on Australian island for 529 days



Valerie the Miniature Dachshund hails from a land Down Under, where her doting Aussie parents took her along on a trip to Kangaroo Island in November 2023. Her persons set up a playpen area for Valerie while they tried their hands at fishing, but Valerie escaped and was nowhere to be found when they returned. After an extended search, the worst was presumed for Valerie’s chance of survival; she was but a wee little thing in a harsh climate teeming with venomous snakes. Oh, and did I mention that the Aboriginal name for Kangaroo Island is Karta Pintingga, which translates to “island of the dead”? So yeah, it was looking like a tragedy, until one month ago — after 16 months gone — Valerie was spotted again, still alive and wearing her pink collar. Then the best news of all came over the weekend: Valerie was recovered by a local wildlife rescue! After 529 days! The local group, Kangala Wildlife Rescue, is now sharing the careful, thoughtful efforts they took to ensure a safe and lasting recovery.

The escape: Kangala Wildlife Rescue said it had been working “around the clock” to find the dog, Valerie, on Kangaroo Island, off the coast of Australia. She was last seen by her owners on a camping trip in November 2023. Georgia Gardner and her boyfriend, Joshua Fishlock, had momentarily left Valerie in a playpen at their campsite while the couple went fishing. When they returned, she was gone.

The rescue: “After weeks of tireless efforts […] Valerie has been safely rescued and is fit and well,” Kangala said in a social media post. The charity said volunteers spent more than 1,000 hours searching for Valerie, covering more than 5,000km (3,109 miles). The rescue effort included surveillance cameras and a trap cage with a remote door system filled with food, Ms Gardner’s clothes and some of Valerie’s toys from home. Lisa Karran, a director of Kangala, said she wore the remnants of Ms Gardner’s clothes as she approached Valerie after the dog had been trapped, and sat with her until the dog was “completely calm”.

Why don’t you come on over, Valerie? In the initial days after Valerie went missing, other campers spotted her underneath a parked car which startled the dog and sent her fleeing into bushland, the Washington Post reported. Months later, island locals reported seeing a pink collar that matched Valerie’s, much to the surprise of Jared Karran, another Kangala director. “Of all dogs, that would be the last one I would say would survive out there, but they do have a good sense of smell,” Mr Karran said.

Rescuers Down Under: In a 15-minute video on social media, Mr and Ms Karran explained how the “rollercoaster” rescue had transpired. Ms Karran said they had to wait until Valerie was in the right part of the trap and calm enough to ensure she would not attempt another escape. “She went right into the back corner, which is where we wanted her. I pressed the button and thankfully it all worked perfectly,” Mr Karran said. “I know people were a little bit frustrated, like ‘why is it taking so long?’ But these are the things that we were doing in the background,” he said.

A relieved mama: Ms Gardner said on social media after Valerie’s long-awaited rescue: “For anyone who’s ever lost a pet, your feelings are valid and never give up hope.”

[From BBC News]

I watched Kangala Wildlife Rescue’s full video about how they approached the recovery, and walked away so impressed. They knew they couldn’t shut the door on the trap the first time she walked in, no matter how tempting it was, recognizing that doing so would spook a floof who’d been operating in survival mode for over a year. So they let Valerie walk in a few times to get comfortable, before somehow miraculously gauging the perfect moment to make the capture permanent. And luring Valerie to the area with her old toys — that her parents had kept, SOB! — and her mama’s clothing was brilliant. The family hasn’t been reunited yet, but will be soon as Valerie transitions out of lost/missing dog syndrome and is ready to go home. With an “escape proof” harness furnished by 2RoyalHounds Australia, according to KWR.

I didn’t think I’d encounter a rescue/recapture story more harrowing than Scrim the Terrier, the scruffy New Orleans dog who spent a total of 10 months on the lam from back-to-back stints of running away. But Valerie’s tail is epic! What were you thinking, Miss Val?! Valerie and Scrim… tramps like them, baby, they were born to run. (But please, don’t!)