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Josh Johnson: New York ‘is not a sandal city, stop wearing Crocs’

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As we’ve noted, Jimmy Kimmel has been taping his show from Brooklyn this week, and he’s really made the effort to showcase his NYC-based comedy colleagues. We discussed the great double feature he and Stephen Colbert did on Tuesday, each host appearing as the guest on the other’s show on the same night. But for his first show on Monday, Kimmel welcomed comedian Josh Johnson. Most folks know Johnson from The Daily Show, where he’s been on a swift trajectory from staff writer to on-air correspondent to one of the rotational hosts. Though Johnson was born and raised in Louisiana, he recently marked 10 years of living in New York — the length of time someone once told me you must serve in order to call yourself a New Yorker — so Kimmel asked Johnson what he’d say/advise to people visiting the Big Apple. Johnson’s response? “Stop wearing Crocs!”

There are certain things that happen here that don’t happen anywhere else and you have to protect yourself. When you go out, please wear real footwear. I’m begging you to wear shoes. This is not a sandal city.

You have to worry about threats on the ground and threats from above. The threats from above are like the mystery drip. You get the drip and you look up and you pray it’s a air conditioner. Cuz it’s too sunny to be raining and then you see nothing and you’re like, “All right, I’mma carry that with me the rest of my life.”

I have friends who I have begged, “Stop wearing Crocs… you’re not safe.” I understand they’re breathable. They’re comfortable, but it’s not the place for that.

I was walking with my friend. He’s in the middle of defending his Crocs. He’s like, “Look, look at you all tight. I can see laces pulled tight and everything. I’m comfortable. My feet breathable. You’re going to take off those shoes, it’s going to stink. I don’t have that problem. I got the Crocs on.”

And because this is New York, a rat ran across our path and you could tell the rat had like hesitation. You know what I mean? It was almost like a deer in the road where it was like “I think I’m a go.” And then it finally just sprinted across, but we had met its path by then. And so it ran over both my feet, but I had on shoes, you know, I was under protection.

My buddy had Crocs and he was walking right alongside me. And so as the rat tried to run over his feet, you know, you know, like when football players are in spring training, they do that with those tires.

And so the rat is over here putting in work trying to get through each hole. And then first two holes it clears. No problem. Third hole, rat trip. And the rat trips and falls and actually falls into another hole. And the rat, you can hear the rat freaking out. It’s trying to get up. All of this took place over the course of like half of a second, but it might as well have been his entire day cuz we both watched the rat fight to get out as best as possible. It finally like unplugged one foot, unplugged the other foot, and then ran away.

And then my friend is standing next to me like [makes horrified face].

Yeah, that’s what happens when you wear these Swiss cheese shoes.

[From Jimmy Kimmel Live! via YouTube]

I have laughed several times reading through the transcript, but I heartily recommend watching the clip in motion. For one thing, Johnson walks on stage donning a gorgeous suit. No really, it’s so arresting that even Kimmel has to comment on it. Then once Johnson settles into his set and gets to this incident, it’s the kind of story that is enhanced by the delivery. Johnson’s delivery is calm and understated, and it works as a great juxtaposition to the absurdity of the scene he’s describing. He does a terrific job with it, and it was also nice to watch Kimmel just sit back and let Johnson own the moment. Like I said, I was laughing a lot… even though I’m a New Yorker who wears sandals!!! In fact I’m still wearing sandals in October! And not flat sandals with no support, but platform ones that give me a bounce as I barrel along the filthy streets of NYC. I hear your argument, Josh, and I do not deny you speak the truth. But I just want my feet to be comfy, and my gosh Crocs are comfy, school bans and podiatrist warnings be damned! Plus let’s face it, NYC rats could easily tear through a closed-toe shoe if they really wanted to. Our safety from them is but an illusion.

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Sinclair & Nexstar capitulated & will begin to air ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ again

Disney folded in less than a week when it came to Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension. Part of it was the artist community openly expressing displeasure with censorship, but I believe an even bigger reason why Disney changed course was the mass-cancellation of Disney Plus, Hulu and ESPN subscriptions. When Jimmy Kimmel Live came back on air last Tuesday, he didn’t apologize but he reiterated what he said previously about Charlie Kirk’s murder, expressing his sympathy to Kirk’s family once again. Kimmel was on a tear all week about Donald Trump though, with sharp jabs and jokes about Trump’s escalator mishap and more. Kimmel is enjoying some of the best ratings in his show’s history, which is even more remarkable when you realize that Nexstar and Sinclair were not airing JKL all of last week. The two right-wing media companies own ABC affiliates across the country, and they both threw tantrums about Kimmel’s jokes and observations. Sinclair even demanded that Kimmel donate to Kirk’s right-wing political action group. Well, funny story. Sinclair and Nexstar capitulated… to Kimmel, not Trump.

The local TV station boycott of ABC‘s Jimmy Kimmel Live! appears to be ending. Sinclair and Nexstar each said that they would end preemption of the late night show Friday night. Sinclair said it made the decision after “thoughtful feedback from viewers, advertisers, and community leaders representing a wide range of perspectives.” That said, while Sinclair appears to have been seeking notable concessions (including an ombudsman at ABC), a source says that no editorial or content concessions were made by Disney.

“In our ongoing and constructive discussions with ABC, Sinclair proposed measures to strengthen accountability, viewer feedback, and community dialogue, including a network-wide independent ombudsman,” Sinclair said in a statement. “These proposals were suggested as collaborative efforts between the ABC affiliates and the ABC network. While ABC and Disney have not yet adopted these measures, and Sinclair respects their right to make those decisions under our network affiliate agreements, we believe such measures could strengthen trust and accountability.”

It was pressure from the station owners Nexstar and Sinclair that initially forced Disney to take Kimmel’s show off-air, with the two companies who collectively control nearly one quarter of all ABC stations saying they were going to preempt the show in the wake of comments he made on the program.

It is worth noting that Nexstar is in the midst of a $6.2 billion deal to acquire Tegna, a deal that if allowed to go through would make it by far the largest owner of local TV stations in the U.S. That deal requires FCC approval. Sinclair, meanwhile, has also said that it wants to engage in M&A, moves that would also require attention from the FCC. Sinclair says that the FCC did not play a role in its decision.

“Our decision to preempt this program was independent of any government interaction or influence,” the company said. “Free speech provides broadcasters with the right to exercise judgment as to the content on their local stations. While we understand that not everyone will agree with our decisions about programming, it is simply inconsistent to champion free speech while demanding that broadcasters air specific content.”

[From THR]

“…It is simply inconsistent to champion free speech while demanding that broadcasters air specific content.” The inconsistency was Sinclair and Nexstar freaking out over a perfectly accurate observation about Charlie Kirk’s alleged shooter and his politics. The inconsistency was Sinclair bizarrely demanding that a late-night talk show host apologize to Kirk’s family – apologize for what, exactly? – and donate to an ultra-right-wing political action group. Sinclair and Nexstar overplayed their hand and this is their acknowledgement of it. The FCC Chairman overplayed his hand as well, and he’s already walking back his juvenile threats too. Trump is the only one still throwing a tantrum about Kimmel, not because of anything Kimmel said about Kirk or Kirk’s shooter, but because of what Kimmel has said about Trump.

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Disney shareholders demand answers over Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension

Jimmy Kimmel Live was back again last night, after Kimmel returned from his network suspension on Tuesday. There honestly seems to be a different vibe with Jimmy Kimmel right now. Like, suspending him over a completely appropriate and accurate observation actually woke him up and made him more locked-in than ever. It was said that Kimmel was feeling sort of burned out, but now that Donald Trump is targeting him so heavily, Kimmel has a new lease on life. Here’s Kimmel’s opening monologue from last night:

He obviously feels like he has the greenlight to keep criticizing and making fun of Trump. Which is great, that he’s not pulling his punches. Kimmel’s comeback episode on Tuesday also had the best ratings he’s gotten in many years, even with Nexstar and Sinclair’s blackouts. CNN reports that Kimmel’s comeback show got 6.3 million broadcast viewers, meaning people actually watching it on television as it aired. The YouTube video of his Tuesday monologue has over 19.5 million views. As it turns out, Americans actually want late-night talk show hosts to be able to mock the president, and Americans vote with their wallets and their attention spans. Speaking of, Semafor had an interesting exclusive about Kimmel’s suspension and what happened behind-the-scenes at ABC/Disney. Disney shareholders are threatening to sue over Kimmel’s suspension.

A group of Disney shareholders are demanding that the company turn over documents related to its decision to briefly suspend late night host Jimmy Kimmel’s show last week.

In a letter to Disney first shared with Semafor, lawyers representing the American Federation of Teachers, Reporters Without Borders, Inc. and other groups, all of which say they are Disney shareholders, requested the Hollywood entertainment giant turn over board records related to Kimmel’s suspension.

The group criticized the decision to suspend the comedian after comments about the conservative reaction to the alleged shooter of Charlie Kirk, and said that investors were entitled to investigate whether the company’s leaders “did not properly discharge their fiduciary duties” in deciding to bench Kimmel amid threats from the FCC. The fallout, which sparked criticisms that Disney was caving on free-speech issues and drew some threats from Hollywood talent to stop working with the company, shaved more than $4 billion off its market value last week.

The group wants any materials that estimate the effect of Kimmel’s suspension on Disney’s revenue, as well as documents that lay out how executives are supposed to make decisions around “politically sensitive programming.” It also wants copies of Disney’s agreements with affiliate networks Nexstar and Sinclair, whose initial threats to black out Kimmel’s show appear to have sparked his suspension; emails between board members, including CEO Bob Iger; and any communications between the company and federal government or political organizations.

“Although we are pleased that ABC did the right thing and put Jimmy Kimmel back on the air last night, due to the Trump administration’s continued threats to free speech, including with respect to ABC, we are writing to seek transparency into the initial decision to suspend him and his show,” the letter said.

“There is a credible basis to suspect that the Board and executives may have breached their fiduciary duties of loyalty, care, and good faith by placing improper political or affiliate considerations above the best interests of the Company and its stockholders.”

[From Semafor]

This is a great angle to take, for shareholders to demand that a huge, publicly-traded company actually grow a set and stand up for American values AND stand up for good business. Once again, what has happened over the past nine days would be completely different if consumers didn’t immediately drop their Disney, Hulu and ESPN subscriptions. Artists immediately began boycotting Disney and publicly expressing their displeasure, which also affected Disney’s bottom line. Disney’s shareholders absolutely deserve answers here.

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Glen Powell’s family has a pet kangaroo and a capuchin monkey




Jimmy Kimmel made a triumphant return to late night hosting Tuesday, ending a week of universal outrage. Outrage from free speech advocates, outrage from wannabe dictators, and outrage from Disney executives as the subscription cancellations increased to a pile greater than Scrooge McDuck’s mountain of gold coins. All those cancellations were from citizens taking a moral/constitutional stand, as we hadn’t heard yet about the new price hikes! But Disney should be pleased with their return on investment, because the numbers are in for Kimmel’s return show and they are impressive: while Jimmy Kimmel Live! typically hovers around 1.5 million viewers per show, they garnered a whopping 6.26 million on Tuesday. And remember, Nexstar and Sinclair-owned affiliates still didn’t run Kimmel on about 23% of channels, yet Kimmel’s audience quadrupled. Bravo!

As for the content those 6.26 million viewers tuned in for, it was worthy of all that attention. Kimmel’s tone was impassioned without being preachy and emotional without being sappy. And throughout it all, there was humor. Not gonna lie, the joke at the top of the show nearly did me in — the bit where after playing serious news clips about the historical significance of Kimmel’s return with the show to come, the cameras cut to Kimmel and Guillermo in costumes, bear and banana, respectively. It was stupid and silly and made me utter a much-needed deep guffaw. While it served as an ice-breaker, there was no denying the importance of this episode. Not every celebrity guest could walk on to that stage on that night, but Glen Powell did it with aplomb. And Kimmel certainly made him feel at ease, asking early on about Powell’s family. Namely, the kangaroo and monkey sides:

Kimmel: Part of your family is a kangaroo and a monkey. Charlie the monkey and Trixie the kangaroo. Are they allowed in the house?

Powell: Yes. They have better setups than most humans.

Kimmel: Do they come to family celebrations?

Powell: Well, my little sister just got married. I think a lot of people weren’t expecting to see a kangaroo running around at four in the morning, in the house.

Kimmel: And what about the monkey? Is the monkey at the wedding?

Powell: Not a fan of love. No.

[From Jimmy Kimmel Live! via YouTube]

“Do they come to family celebrations?” What kind of a question is that, Jimmy?! They’re family, of course they’re coming to the family celebrations!! I fondly remember my aunt’s wedding where her pooch (begrudgingly) wore a fetching kerchief that said “Dog of Honor.” But if you need proof, check out Glen’s sister’s Instagram carousel of pics from her wedding day; many shots of humans crowded together, but Trixie the kangaroo gets her own slide. Priceless. Trixie, by the way, is stunning. A real knockout. (I just hope not literally, given that the boxing kangaroos are usually males?) And according to Glen, Charlie the capuchin monkey officially belongs to his Aunt Honey. My question is: how does Brisket get along with his extended family?

Business-wise, Glen was there to promote Chad Powers, the comedy series he created with Eli Manning, which debuts September 30 on Hulu (a Disney-owned network, like Kimmel-airer ABC). Another Hulu project got a shoutout on Tuesday as well, Sarah McLachlan’s documentary Lilith Fair: Building a Mystery (available to stream now). Sarah was the musical guest, which was a lovely close to the show after Sarah stood in solidarity with Jimmy over the weekend.

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Jimmy Kimmel is back: ‘I have no illusions about changing anyone’s mind’

Jimmy Kimmel Live came back on air last night, just not for ABC affiliates owned by Sinclair or Nexstar. Luckily, YouTube still works so everyone can check out Kimmel’s show online. ABC announced on Monday that they were bringing back Kimmel after a six-day suspension. Disney/ABC suspended Kimmel because of a joke/observation he made about Charlie Kirk’s shooter and how Republicans were trying to lie about the shooter’s background. The FCC chairman openly threatened Disney, as did Donald Trump and MAGAland. In the end, the power of free speech won and, even moreso, the power of consumers won. People were mass-canceling their Disney, Hulu and ESPN subscriptions and canceling their Disney theme park vacations and cruises. Disney folded, and Kimmel won. His staff apparently gave him a standing ovation before they filmed Tuesday’s episode. Kimmel didn’t apologize, although he did clarify his stance on Charlie Kirk and Kirk’s murder.

A partial transcript of Kimmel’s opening:

“Anyway, as I was saying before I was interrupted. If you’re just joining us, we are preempting your regularly scheduled encore episode of Celebrity Family Feud to bring you this special report. I’m happy to be here tonight with you… I’m not sure who had a weirder 48 hours, me or the CEO of Tylenol. It’s been overwhelming. I’ve heard from a lot of people over the last six days. I’ve heard from all the people in the world over the last six days. Anyone I’ve ever met has reached out 10 or 11 times. Weird characters from my past, or the guy who fired me from my first radio job in Seattle, not airing tonight by the way. Sorry Seattle, his name is Larry.”

He then thanked everyone who checked on him, including his “fellow late-night talk show hosts, including Stephen Colbert, who “found himself in this predicament,” and “My friend Jon Stewart, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, John Oliver, Conan O’Brien, James Corden, Arsenio, Kathy, Wanda, Chelsea, and even Jay [Leno] reached out.” He also thanked those who “supported our show, cared enough to do something about it, to make your voices heard so that mine will be heard. I will never forget it.”

“And maybe weirdly, maybe maybe most of all, I want to thank the people who don’t support my show and what I believe, but support my right to share those beliefs anyway. People who I never would have imagined like Ben Shapiro, Clay Travis, Candace Owens, Mitch McConnell, Ryan Paul, even my old pal Ted Cruz, who believe it or not said something very beautiful on my behalf.”

“I’ve been hearing a lot about what I need to say and do tonight. And the truth is, I don’t think what I have to say is going to make much of a difference. If you like me, you like me. If you don’t, you don’t. I have no illusions about changing anyone’s mind…. I do wanna make something clear, because it’s important to me as a human, and that is, you understand that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man,” referencing Kirk’s assassination. “I don’t, I don’t think there’s anything funny about it.”

“I posted a message on Instagram on the day he was killed, sending love to his family and asking for compassion, and I meant it and I still do. Nor was it my intention to blame any specific group for the actions of what it was obviously a deeply disturbed individual. That was really the opposite of the point I was trying to make. But I understand that to some that felt either ill-timed or unclear or maybe both. And for those who think I did point a finger. I get why you’re upset. If the situation was reversed, there’s a good chance I’d have felt the same way.”

“If we don’t have free speech, then we just don’t have a free country. It’s as simple as that….I know it’s not as interesting as muzzling a comedian but it’s so important to have a free press and it’s nuts that we aren’t paying more attention to it… Walter Cronkite must be spinning in his grave. He’s dead right? I never imagined I’d be in a situation like this — I barely paid attention in school. But one thing I did learn from Lenny Bruce and George Carlin and Howard Stern is a government threat to silence a comedian the president doesn’t like is anti-American.”

[From People]

We’re actually pretty far past the “it’s anti-American for the president to shut down a comedian,” but the backlash to Kimmel’s suspension has felt good. It feels like there are still people who understand the fundamentals of free speech. Now, do I think that Disney would have lifted Kimmel’s suspension if consumers hadn’t protested by yanking their Hulu subscriptions? No, I don’t. I also think Disney realized something over the course of the past week – that it can be good business to stand up to Trump and his cadre of fascist dumbf–ks. Like, there’s a market for it. As for Kimmel, I’m glad he’s back and I think he handled his opening monologue really well, he set the right tone and spoke about everything in the correct way. There’s more happening on the political side, and I’ll cover that separately.

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Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension has been lifted, he will return to his show tonight

Once again, I’d like to remind everyone of the comment/joke which got Jimmy Kimmel suspended last week. Kimmel said, in his opening segment: “We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang trying to characterize this kid who killed Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them.” THAT is what upset MAGAland, that is what caused Donald Trump’s FCC commissioner to openly threaten Disney/ABC, that is what caused ABC affiliates to demand Kimmel apologize and donate money to Charlie Kirk’s ultra-right-wing political action group. What happened after Kimmel said that: Disney suspended Kimmel indefinitely, and an organic boycott of all Disney-owned properties and subscription services followed. The ACLU got involved, Kimmel’s lawyers got involved, some of the unions got involved, and Disney-affiliated artists got involved. Well, it worked! Disney is bringing back Jimmy Kimmel Live today.

Jimmy Kimmel will have more to say on late-night TV. Disney and ABC will bring the comedian back to its schedule starting Tuesday night. “Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country. It is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive,” the company said in a statement. “We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday.”

Disney’s decision to bench one of its signature personalities came after two major station owners, Nexstar Media and Sinclair, said they would pre-empt his program following a Kimmel monologue last Monday during which he offered remarks tied to the death of conservative activist Charlie Kirk. Those announcements came after Federal Communications Commission chair Brendan Carr appeared to suggest to broadcasters they ought to work to curb Kimmel and force ABC to remove him from its schedule.

And yet, after Kimmel was taken off the air, Disney faced protest from the creative community. On Monday, 400 celebrities — including people like Martin Short and Tom Hanks, who have created memorable characters for Disney in the recent past — signed a letter from the American Civil Liberties Union decrying the blow the maneuver delivered to free speech in America. First Amendment advocates from both sides of the political aisle have decried the situation in recent days.

The decision to bring Kimmel back was approved by Bob Iger, Disney’s CEO, and Dana Walden, co-chair of Disney Entertainment, according to a person familiar with the matter. The executives acted based on what was best for the company, this person said, and not on external factors. Indeed, it remains unclear if all ABC affiliates will air Kimmel’s program. Spokespersons for Nexstar and Sinclair could not be reached for immediate comment.

It is not clear if Kimmel will offer an apology for his remarks, but whatever he and Disney executives agreed to have him do will be seen Tuesday night. In the past, late-night hosts have had to tender apologies for remarks that offended, with David Letterman, Bill Maher and Samantha Bee among those who had to express regret for jokes or one-liners that caused more outrage than laughter.

[From Variety]

Since Kimmel’s suspension, the trade papers have consistently reported, via Kimmel-sources, that Kimmel refuses to apologize for his remarks or jokes. He felt strongly that he and Disney should not look like they’re capitulating to Trump and MAGA’s authoritarian idiots. This was the correct posture from Kimmel and it was fascinating to watch him maneuver through this moment. I strongly suspect that when all is said and done here, Kimmel will come out of this as a Hollywood hero, and a vanguard of free speech and comedic license. It will depend on what he says when he comes back though. If Disney is making him apologize, then… yeah, we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. Watch this space.

Additionally, while ABC cut a deal to bring Kimmel back, no deal was made with Sinclair, one of the biggest ABC affiliates. Sinclair will not carry Jimmy Kimmel Live on their affiliate stations for now. This reads like Sinclair is waiting to see if there’s any pushback on them for being such unhinged right-wing lunatics.

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Sarah McLachlan canceled a performance to show solidarity with Jimmy Kimmel


30 years ago, Canadian singer-songwriter Sarah McLachlan was frustrated by venues booking so few women, so she co-founded Lilith Fair, a traveling music festival composed entirely of female solo acts and groups. The new documentary, Lilith Fair: Building a Mystery, chronicles the historic tour, and is available to stream now on Hulu. Hulu, of course, is a Disney-owned company, just like ABC, the network who suspended Jimmy Kimmel last week for exercising his right to free speech. So while McLachlan and fellow Lilith Fair artist Jewel were scheduled to perform at the doc’s premiere on Sunday night, McLachlan instead kindly informed the audience that the performances were canceled to show solidarity with Kimmel.

“It’s a gift for all of us to see [this film], but also I’ve grappled with being here tonight and around what to say about the present situation that we are all faced with, the stark contraction to the many advances we’ve made watching the insidious erosion of women’s rights, of trans and queer rights, the muzzling of free speech,” McLachlan said. “I think we’re all fearful for what comes next, and none of us know, but what I do know is that I have to keep pushing forward as an artist, as a woman to find a way through, and though I don’t begin to know what the answer is, I believe we all need to work towards a softening to let in the possibility of a better way, because I see music as a bridge to our shared humanity, to finding common ground.”

She continued: “If Lilith taught me anything, it taught me there is a great strength in coming together to lift each other up instead of tearing each other down. So I really hope this documentary inspires everyone to continue to try and create positive change in your communities, to keep lifting each other up, keep championing the causes you believe in with kindness and empathy because ultimately we’re all in this together.”

Toward the end of her remarks, she broke the news about the performances being canceled.

“I know you’re expecting a performance tonight, and I’m so grateful to all of you for coming, and I apologize if this is disappointing, but we have collectively decided not to perform but instead to stand in solidarity in support of free speech,” McLachlan said, receiving loud applause and the standing ovation in support. She added, “Thank you for your understanding.”

…Lilith Fair: Building a Mystery retraces the iconic music festival that went on tour in the late 1990s and featured female solo acts and bands. A portion of the one-hour, 39-minute documentary was dedicated to how the artists faced protests, backlash and even a free speech fight during stops of the tour. While in Houston, organizers had partnered with Planned Parenthood to set up a booth on the venue grounds with reps handing out condoms. Conservative pro-life groups criticized the move, as did venue officials, by attempting to ban the organization from participating. Joan Osborne explained that Planned Parenthood was eventually allowed in, but artists were prohibited from discussing or promoting the organization during their sets. Osborne resisted, saying she didn’t enter into such an agreement, so she wore a Planned Parenthood T-shirt.

[From The Hollywood Reporter]

Wow, Sarah’s impromptu speech was so eloquent and the comments so intentional. Spoken like a real songwriter, and not all that surprising given Sarah’s catalog. Who can forget the lyricism of “You are pulled from the wreckage/of your silent reverie/You’re in the arms of the angel/may you find some comfort here,” from her 1997 hit “Angel,” which of course was memorialized in the epic tearjerker of an ASPCA commercial (that ended up raising $30 million in one year alone!). Before the premiere and cancellation of the performances, a recent comment Sarah made was making the rounds about her feeling like that ASPCA ad miscast her as “all dark and moody,” when in reality she’s very playful and happy. I have a pitch for how Sarah can reframe the infamous ad: recreate the whole thing, same song with Sarah front and center, only instead of animals looking for homes, to make it a parody it’ll be “Free Speech” and “Women’s Rights” looking to find shelter once again. Oh wait, that’s still an ad that will make me sob.

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