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Jessica Simpson is done having kids

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Jessica Simpson and new husband Eric Johnson are parents to two adorable kids – 2-year-old Maxwell and 14-month-old Ace. However, don’t get to thinking that she wants some massive family and is just going to keep pumping the babies out. In fact, she’s pretty sure she’s done having kids now. From On Air With Ryan Seacrest: “Oh, we are done. I say we’re done. [But,] I don’t want to accidentally get pregnant one day and then that poor kid feels like it wasn’t meant to be or something. We’ve got the girl and we’ve got the boy.” From your mouth to God’s ears, girl. Given how close the other two were together, I have a feeling that “accidental pregnancy” is something that’s in the cards again for her at some point in the future. And hey, fair enough – she can afford to raise them (or to pay someone else to do so). Live it up! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Jessica Simpson wants a Kim Kardashian ass

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Jessica Simpson may have shed pounds and got super ripped lately, but apparently she’s still not happy with her body and is considering surgical enhancements to her backside to get an ass more like Kim Kardashian‘s. GOD NO. From The National Enquirer (LOL) (via Radar Online): “Jessica has always felt competitive with Kim, but since she got her figure back it’s gone up another level. She’s been poring over photos of Kim’s butt for weeks, studying it from as many angles as she can,” an insider told The National ENQUIRER. “But Jess realizes there’s no way she could get a sexy booty like Kim’s with just exercise. So she’s been looking into fillers and various butt lift options to see which procedure will give her the same shape.” “She’s checking out all other options first before going under the knife, but Jessica wants people to be talking about her booty before the end of the year.” I mean, this has got to be a joke, right? Nevermind the source – I just can’t imagine anyone actually wanting to look like a walking piece of plastic with a massive ass. Leave it alone, girl. Even Kim didn’t get her “sexy booty” (barf) with just exercise. It’s fat from other parts of her body shot into her ass with a needle. HELLO. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Jessica Simpson finally set a wedding date!

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We haven’t heard much from Jessica Simpson at all lately, and that’s a good thing (for her, because it gives her family privacy – no shade on JSimps here!). However, now she’s back in the spotlight because guess what: she’s finally set a wedding date! Woo hoo! Jessica got engaged to boyfriend / father of her children Eric Johnson back in November 2010 and it’s only now that they’ve apparently decided to move forward with the ceremony. From US Weekly: Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson will be starting their marriage with a bang! The star, 33, and her fiance, 34, plan to tie the knot in a wedding over the July 4 weekend, a source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly. The couple — who have two kids together, daughter Maxwell, 2, and son Ace, 10 months — will say “I do” in Santa Barbara, Calif., the source says. (As previously reported by Us Weekly, they originally planned to wed in Capri, Italy, but decided it was “too much” to ask their friends to fly to Europe.) Another interesting detail about their upcoming nuptials? Like Kaley Cuoco, Avril Lavigne, and Jessica Biel before her, Simpson isn’t wearing white. “Jessica is having something unique made,” the source shares. “It will be very different from the Vera Wang she wore to wed Nick Lachey [in 2002].” Well, thank God for that, I suppose? A summer wedding seems like a recipe for disaster to me – so much heat! so much sweat! – but best of luck to them. The relationship has lasted nearly five years now, so it looks like these two just might make it. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook