Star Wars episode XIXIVV%$#7 (okay, actually it’s VII but it feels like so much more) has a release date! Christmas!…of 2015. Still, it’s coming! From USA Today:
Lucasfilm announced Thursday that the next Star Wars film, Star Wars: Episode VII, will open in theaters Dec. 18, 2015. The movie, the first to be released following Disney’s acquisition of Lucasfilm, will feature J.J. Abrams in the director’s chair.
Episode VII “will not only anchor the popular holiday film-going season but also ensure our extraordinary filmmaking team has the time needed to deliver a sensational picture,” said Disney chairman Alan Horn in a statement.
Okay, chill out there, Alan “Try-Hard” Horn. It’s Star Wars, it sells itself. We STILL don’t know for SURE if Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, or Carrie Fisher is coming back. We know that Mark Hamill is down, as is Ms. Fisher, probably. It’s all about Harrison “Big Money” Ford here.
ARE YOU EXCITED? ARE YOU GOING TO SEE IT?
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