Kim Kardashian doesn’t smile because it causes wrinkles
Kim Kardashian loves taking selfies and basically catching her mug on camera in whatever way possible. In most of those photos, she’s scowling, or at the very least trying to look super serious and high fashion. It doesn’t work, but whatever. Now, Kim swears she’s not unhappy – she has the best life ever, actually. She’s filthy rich for absolutely nothing, she’s married to Kanye, who is apparently her dream man, she’s got a gorgeous little girl. What’s not to like? Turns out, there’s a reason she never (*rarely) smiles in pics, and that’s just because doing so causes wrinkles. She posted the above photo with her friend Shamari Maurice with the following caption: “See I do smile… even laugh on occasion. Not too often though because it causes wrinkles.” Now, was Kim Kardashian being sarcastic here? Sure, probably. Does part of her probably seriously believe this? Yup, 100%. I think the saving grace here is that she knows she has the family’s personal plastic surgeon on call, so if those smile lines pop up, she can just shoot a little Botox in there and that’ll fix her right up. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
