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Kristen Stewart brought out more bad Chanel looks for the Cannes red carpet

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Here are some photos from the past two days of the Cannes Film Festival. I actually totally missed Kristen Stewart’s Monday night Chanel look, so I’m including that in this post. Obviously, K-Stew only packed Chanel clothes for her Cannes appearances. She’s a brand ambassador and, as I’ve stated dozens of times now, the collaboration doesn’t work on either side. Her Monday night look was that f–king diaper dress with a cropped sequined top. God-awful. On Tuesday night, she got Chanel trousers and a buttoned tube top. I’ll say one nice thing: I like the cut of the trousers.

Jake Gyllenhaal and his girlfriend Jeanne Cadieu made an appearance on Tuesday. Jeanne wore Loewe. It took me way too long to realize that the top part of the dress is supposed to look like puckered lips. It’s SO bad. The shoes are awful too. She’s trying too hard. So is Jake.

Lea Seydoux in bespoke Louis Vuitton. I feel like it’s an invasion of body snatchers over here, because this is like the eighth LV dress I’ve seen in the past week where I’m like “wow, that’s actually a good look.”

Berenice Bejo in Alexis Mabille. A glorious mess. It’s so bad, it’s actually really fun.

Deepika Padukone in Ashi Studio Couture. Oh, honey. I have similar coloring and I would not be caught dead in this shade of pumpkin spice. It’s not that the color looks flat-out bad on her, but just… why? Why would you wear that when you could wear red or green or literally any other color which would be a million times more flattering? The sculptural element of the gown is alright.

Photos courtesy of Avalon Red, Instar.

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Julia Roberts wore a Louis Vuitton tuxedo-jumpsuit in Cannes: cute or ugh?

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Here are more photos from the Cannes Film Festival, from Thursday’s red carpets. At first, I only saw Julia Roberts from the waist up, and I thought it was cool that she wore a suit. But then I saw the whole look… my God. This is Louis Vuitton and it’s my sad duty to inform everyone that LV is back to f–king up everything. This isn’t even a suit, it’s a jumpsuit!!! It’s all one piece, with built-in “tails.” It’s so unflattering. Julia has a nice figure too – it’s not difficult to find flattering clothes for a tall, lanky woman. You have to TRY to f–k it up. That being said, I have felt that Julia’s current stylist (whoever she’s been using in the past five years or so) kind of hates her.

Deepika Padukone in Louis Vuitton. The color is gorgeous on her. The dress is pretty, but it would have been so much more sophisticated without the peplum.

Rebecca Hall in Gucci. Hall is there as a member of the Cannes jury, btw. That’s why we’re getting so many photos of her. This was a good look, honestly. I don’t hate it. Julia should borrow Rebecca’s stylist.

Alessandra Ambrosio in Stephane Rolland. Hilariously bad, offensively cheap-looking.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan in a custom Gaurav Gupta. I mean… the idea of it is fine. Big, sculptural couture on a beautiful woman. The execution though… yikes. The wave/pattern of the fabric is kind of unflattering and I’m not sure pale pink/lilac is Aishwarya’s best color. Still, it was a moment.

Photos courtesy of Avalon Red, Instar and Backgrid.