star trek – Celebrity About

My God… just… my God. I realize that these photos might break the internet. Considering the overwhelming response to yesterday’s “Benedict Cumberbatch’s curls come to Japan” post, I’m assuming that you’ll be all over these photos of Cumby promoting Star Trek Into Darkness even more in Toyko. And yes, I realize that we’ve pretty much reached Cumberbatch Over-saturation, and yet I just can’t help myself. We have new photos, for the love of God! If we get new photos of Cumby, I HAVE to cover them. I need to cover them. *tosses panties at the photos*

WENN says these pics are actually from the Toyko “premiere” but I’m not so sure. I think Cumby just spoke to a rabid group of Japanese Sherlock-loonies/Trekkies ahead of a screening/premiere. But he wore a good suit. And way too much makeup. You can really see the Makeup Fail in the Daily Mail’s photos here – it looks like Cumby did his foundation on the fly, without testing it for the lights. It’s a mistake a lot of men and women are making these days – they want to wear makeup for the hi-definition cameras, but it almost always looks terrible.

Here are some videos of Cumby in Japan:

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Thanks to Cele Bitchy

Star Trek Into Darkness had its UK premiere last night. Did you just pee a little bit out of excitement? You should! Because all of your men were there. Even if you are not in lust with Benedict Cumberbatch, I assure you there was someone there to float your proverbial boat. As for my lover Cumby… he looked especially pale and wan. I think it’s a combination of things – he’s filming Sherlock right now and so he’s limited by his Sherlock look – pale, underweight, dark hair. He tried to slick back his hair but it does make him look especially like some kind (whispers) Lizard King. I mean, I would still nail that to the wall, don’t get me wrong. But I worry that he might be suffering some kind of vitamin deficiency. Thankfully, my biscuit is very nutritious. Too far? HA.

But seriously, I know some of you love Zachary Quinto, so I’m including pics of him too. I don’t get his Skrillex hair, but it’s certainly a “look”. Also there: Simon Pegg, of course. And I’m also including photos of two unquestionably (at this point) delicious men, Chris Pine and Karl Urban. I’m late to the Urban train, so I’ll just say that the man is handsome and I’ll leave you to it. But Chris Pine’s hotness continues to surprise me. That boy has grown into a man overnight! I think it’s the beard. The beard is really doing it for me. Mm…

So, what’s your ranking? Cumby is my #1, followed by Pine, followed by Urban (out of deference to the growing band of Urban-loonies). Enjoy!