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Chris Brown Rejected a Plea Deal in His Ongoing Assault Case

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Because of course he did. Chris Brown is a dickhead of the highest power, so why on earth would he admit that he’s done wrong and take a more lenient punishment offered to him by accepting a plea deal in his Washington DC assault case? That would just be too easy, too decent of him. The deal would have turned his misdemeanor assault charges into simple assault charges (which carry much less of a penalty), but Brown said no thanks.

Here’s TMZ‘s scoop:

The prosecutor revealed in court they had offered Brown a deal — reducing the charge to simple assault (he currently faces misdemeanor assault which carries a more severe penalty), but Brown’s lawyer, Mark Geragos — who was also in court — rejected it … and we think we know why.

Law enforcement sources tell us … they had combed the area looking for surveillance video capturing the run-in.  For a long, long time they said they had nothing.  Now they seem to be singing a different tune, but haven’t turned the video over to Geragos.

Geragos — who believes his client did nothing wrong — is eager to see the video before cutting any kind of deal.

Keep in mind that even if police don’t have video, that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen (it most certainly did – come on!), just that they can’t prove it so Chris thinks he can get away with it just like he got away with beating Rihanna to a bloody pulp (which in fact there WAS proof of, but that hardly mattered) and everything else in his life.

Don’t forget his probation has been revoked, so he really is playing with fire here since, if the police do turn over a video and he’s convicted, he should – IN THE EYES OF THE LAW – be going to jail. Will he go to jail? Probably not, because money talks and this country’s justice system is a fucking joke. But stay tuned on that front.

Ugh, I wish Chris and Justin Bieber would hold hands and drive off a cliff, Thelma and Louise style.

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Chris Brown Is “Over” Beating Rihanna, Wishes Everyone Else Would Be Too

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Chris Brown, ugh. Loves to whine, loves to complain, loves to make excuses. He doesn’t see it that way, of course. He thinks we’re all dicks for not forgetting that he beat a woman until her face turned purple. Here’s what he tweeted today:

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That would be fantastic, thanks.

He’s all pissy because he had to go to jail yesterday for a hit-and-run. He wasn’t held on bail and he was let go and the whole thing took 45 minutes, and the hit-and-run was all his fault. Again, not going to feel sorry for you for making poor decisions when you should know better. He’s bringing up this whole thing he’s apparently so “cool” and “over” because the hit-and-run is a violation of his probation, the one he’s on for attacking Rihanna, so pooooooor Chris Brown. It is so, so tacky to complain people won’t forgive you, in any situation. Forgiveness isn’t a right.

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Chris Brown Did a Hit-and-Run But Denies It Now, Of Course

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You know how it went down – Chris Brown hit someone’s car in Los Angeles last week and was a total asshole about it (surprise, surprise). When pressed by the driver of the other car for his insurance information, he initially refused but finally gave in… giving her false details. Of course, now he denies the whole thing and says it’s the driver who doesn’t want to talk to him. Yeah, I’m sure that’s the case, bro.

From TMZ:

Chris Brown says he did nothing wrong when he was involved in a minor fender bender last week … and claims the other driver has been ducking his attempts to discuss the matter … TMZ has learned.

As TMZ first reported, Brown allegedly refused to give over his driver’s license number (and provided incorrect insurance info) to the driver of a Mercedes he rear-ended … which, if true, could put his probation in the Rihanna beating case in jeopardy.

But sources close to Chris tell TMZ he gave the woman all the correct info and when his lawyer attempted to contact her not long after the accident … she hung up on him. We’re told all subsequent calls from Chris’ lawyer have gone unanswered.

Our sources also say that neither Chris, nor anyone in his camp, has been contacted by the LAPD so far.

BOO. Regardless of how minor the accident is, if the other driver requested your insurance information (as is the norm), you give it over and it gets settled. Why would the woman ask for his insurance information and then… not want to speak to you about it at all? And I refuse to believe that Chris is just such a good man that he keeps trying to reach out to her to make sure she’s okay/settle the issue. Sorry, not buying it.

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