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Justin Bieber compares himself to Princess Diana

I need Justin Bieber to just stop, immediately. Like, stop everything about himself. Get on that one-way flight to Mars that’s heading out next year – I’m sure they can find you a seat. Ahem, I digress. JB got into a mini car accident with a paparazzi who was following him in LA. This isn’t a situation where a high speed chase was involved, but rather one where Bieber noticed the photographer driving behind him and decided to slam on his breaks suddenly and purposely so that the photographer crashed into him. Yes, seriously. Now, of course, he thinks he’s like Princess Diana and wonders why we didn’t learn from what happened to her, because the two situations are so entirely the same (and he’s so much like her): There should be laws against what I just experienced. We should have learned from the death of Princess Diana… — Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) August 26, 2014 Okay, I don’t even know where to start here. 1. Only a dickhead slams on his breaks to purposely cause an accident (which could have injured/killed not just the paparazzi – who, regardless of his profession, doesn’t deserve to DIE – or anyone else on the road) just to then complain about how HE was in danger. 2. JUSTIN BIEBER IS NOTHING LIKE PRINCESS DIANA. I’ll stop there and leave you with my usual: fuck this kid. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Justin Bieber sued by a paparazzo over bodyguard attack

Ugh, another day, another instance of Justin Bieber being an entitled dickhead. Let’s keep this short and sweet: Justin apparently ordered his bodyguard to “personally destroy” the camera of paparazzo Aja Oxman and Aja says that’s not right and wants money for his troubles. From TMZ: Aja Oxman claims Bieber was behind a brutal attack against him in which he was lifted in a choke hold and slammed onto a the hood of a car.  According to the lawsuit — obtained by TMZ — Justin “enjoyed the beating.” Bieber was in Kauai last November at Shipwreck Beach and decided to cliff jump.  Oxman says he took a photo on a public beach and Bieber sicked his bodyguard on him … ordering, “Go get his memory card and do whatever you have to do to get that card.” Oxman says that’s when the bodyguard opened a can of whoopass, took his camera and memory card. The bodyguard, Dwayne Patterson, was booked for 3rd degree assault and 4th degree criminal property damage. The suit — filed by attorney Sark Ohanian — claims Bieber and his hired muscle destroyed the camera together. Okay, look: celebrities must get tired of being followed by photographers all the time. HOWEVER, you’re famous. That’s what you signed up for, asshole. Also, it’s not like this dude was up on the cliff hiding in the bushes, he took a photo from a PUBLIC beach, just like you or I could do (and many passers by often DO do). Even if this Oxman was being intrusive, guess what? You don’t have an excuse to order your strongmen – you know, people who have actual strength, not your thirsty ass attempt at muscles – to cause bodily harm to someone else. If he thinks that’s okay, then it should be okay for me to walk up and punch him in the neck for being so annoying. Oh, right, I forgot Orlando Bloom already tried that. Shame he missed. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Kate Moss told Justin Bieber to stop being an asshole

It seems like everybody who’s nobody (or should be nobody) was in Ibiza last week for designer Riccardo Tisci’s birthday celebration. Justin Bieber was there, as were the Kardashians and Jenners and supermodels like Kate Moss. It seems young Justin thought he could be well in with Kate and sauntered up to her at the party with all of his undeniable ~*sWaGgEr*~… only to be rebuffed and told off. YAAAAASSSS! From The Telegraph: “Kate had a huge go at him and told him he needed to behave,” reports The Sun. “She was giving Bieber some choice words like a teacher after the singer asked to be introduced.” All while wearing a very responsible outfit of latex underwear and a fishnet dress. Just like a teacher. “He’d gone up to say hi to [Kate] like his usual cocky self, expecting her to gush over him,” the source continues. “It was quite a slap in the face.” It’s unfortunate that it wasn’t an actual slap in the face, but we’ll take what we can get, I suppose. I love that he really thought Kate Moss was going to buy his bullshit, though. Kate has seen and done it all and does not have time for that nonsense. Move along, little boy. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Justin Bieber’s mom is in trouble now

Apparently Justin Bieber‘s been paying rent on a California mansion for his mother, Pattie Mallette, for the past two years. It’s a pretty nice place – 2,900 square feet, in fact – but now there’s a bit of trouble brewing over some illegal construction she wants to do. From TMZ: Seems Pattie wanted to do some home improvement in her home gym but never got the permission of her landlord.  She had a mirror installed last summer, but didn’t pay the bill.  So the company that did the work has filed a lien against the property … and her landlord was none too pleased. The lien was for a modest $3,414.  We’re told Pattie thought she was being overcharged and refused to pay.  Pattie settled up a week ago for around $2,600.  And TMZ informed the landlord Friday and he was PISSED! As for who’s paying the $8,000 monthly rent … we’ve learned one of Justin’s companies is handling it. “One of Justin’s companies” must be the code name for the team of lawyers he’s hired specifically to do settlements/plea deals for all the fuckery he gets involved in, I’m sure. Seems like Biebers and California properties don’t really mesh well, eh? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook