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Justin Bieber needs surgery after cliff diving accident

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Another day, another instance of Justin Bieber doing something idiotic – only this time, he may be paying the price for it. You see, young JB thought it’d be a good idea (after a long day of trying to skateboard?) to go cliff diving, only things went wrong and he busted his eardrum, causing damage that probably needs to be corrected with surgery. Busted my ear drum cliff diving. Doc says might need surgery now. Sucks. — Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) September 24, 2014 Don’t worry, though – he won’t let that stop him from terrorizing YOUR eardrums! He’s still planning to make new music. My ear drum might back us up a little but I'm still bringing you this new music. Much love. Damn u cliff diving! — Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) September 24, 2014 I wish his eardrum could “back us up” forever so we never had to hear from this little shit again. I doubt we’ll get that lucky. Experiences like this should teach him some valuable lessons in risk assessment, reckless behaviour, etc, but we all know he’ll continue to do stupid shit for the rest of his life, so whatever. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Justin Bieber arrested, charged with assault and dangerous driving

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Justin Bieber is an asshole of epic proportions, so it’s no surprise that he’s continuing to rack up criminal charges with the best of them. You see, JB was arrested in Stratford, Ontario, Canada on Friday and charged with dangerous driving and assault after he got into an altercation with the driver of an ATV (who was, for the record, not a paparazzo). From CTV News: OPP say they were called to Line 40 east of Road 106 – east of the singer’s hometown of Stratford and northeast of Shakespeare – shortly before 3 p.m. Friday in response to a crash between a minivan and an ATV. A physical altercation occurred between the driver of the ATV and a person in the minivan following the crash, police said. Bieber, 20, faces charges of dangerous driving and dangerous driving and assault. Police say he was released from custody on a promise to appear in court. His next court date is set for Sept. 29. Fuuuuuck this kid. Can we not just put him in jail and throw away the key already? I know that won’t happen, but at the very least, he should not be allowed to operate a vehicle. AT ALL. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Justin Bieber compares himself to Princess Diana

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I need Justin Bieber to just stop, immediately. Like, stop everything about himself. Get on that one-way flight to Mars that’s heading out next year – I’m sure they can find you a seat. Ahem, I digress. JB got into a mini car accident with a paparazzi who was following him in LA. This isn’t a situation where a high speed chase was involved, but rather one where Bieber noticed the photographer driving behind him and decided to slam on his breaks suddenly and purposely so that the photographer crashed into him. Yes, seriously. Now, of course, he thinks he’s like Princess Diana and wonders why we didn’t learn from what happened to her, because the two situations are so entirely the same (and he’s so much like her): There should be laws against what I just experienced. We should have learned from the death of Princess Diana… — Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) August 26, 2014 Okay, I don’t even know where to start here. 1. Only a dickhead slams on his breaks to purposely cause an accident (which could have injured/killed not just the paparazzi – who, regardless of his profession, doesn’t deserve to DIE – or anyone else on the road) just to then complain about how HE was in danger. 2. JUSTIN BIEBER IS NOTHING LIKE PRINCESS DIANA. I’ll stop there and leave you with my usual: fuck this kid. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Justin Bieber sued by a paparazzo over bodyguard attack

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Ugh, another day, another instance of Justin Bieber being an entitled dickhead. Let’s keep this short and sweet: Justin apparently ordered his bodyguard to “personally destroy” the camera of paparazzo Aja Oxman and Aja says that’s not right and wants money for his troubles. From TMZ: Aja Oxman claims Bieber was behind a brutal attack against him in which he was lifted in a choke hold and slammed onto a the hood of a car.  According to the lawsuit — obtained by TMZ — Justin “enjoyed the beating.” Bieber was in Kauai last November at Shipwreck Beach and decided to cliff jump.  Oxman says he took a photo on a public beach and Bieber sicked his bodyguard on him … ordering, “Go get his memory card and do whatever you have to do to get that card.” Oxman says that’s when the bodyguard opened a can of whoopass, took his camera and memory card. The bodyguard, Dwayne Patterson, was booked for 3rd degree assault and 4th degree criminal property damage. The suit — filed by attorney Sark Ohanian — claims Bieber and his hired muscle destroyed the camera together. Okay, look: celebrities must get tired of being followed by photographers all the time. HOWEVER, you’re famous. That’s what you signed up for, asshole. Also, it’s not like this dude was up on the cliff hiding in the bushes, he took a photo from a PUBLIC beach, just like you or I could do (and many passers by often DO do). Even if this Oxman was being intrusive, guess what? You don’t have an excuse to order your strongmen – you know, people who have actual strength, not your thirsty ass attempt at muscles – to cause bodily harm to someone else. If he thinks that’s okay, then it should be okay for me to walk up and punch him in the neck for being so annoying. Oh, right, I forgot Orlando Bloom already tried that. Shame he missed. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Justin Bieber high fived his friends after egging his neighbor’s house

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Well, the fun just continues here, doesn’t it? Remember how Justin Bieber egged his neighbour’s house a few months back, apparently causing $20,000 worth of damage and possibly gaining a felony charge on his growing record? Well, police are adding to the story against him, claiming that he was all amped up and went around high-fiving his friends after tossing the eggs. I’m not sure what that proves, other than the fact that he’s an asshole immature kid, but okay, let’s go with it! From People: A search warrant affidavit, in which he’s called “Suspect Bieber,” alleges the pop star is captured on a security camera heading toward the neighbor’s house last January, then returning to his own driveway rejoicing with his pals. “He was approached by the group of males, some of whom Suspect Bieber is observed ‘high-fiving,’” writes Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Detective Ginni Alvarez in the affidavit. “Suspect Bieber and the other males appeared to be laughing and celebrating.” Apparently he wasn’t actually seen holding eggs, but come on, you know he did that shit. How this is going to make a difference to the court, however, is beyond me. So he high-fived his friends after egging a house? Seems about right, and last I checked, not a criminal act in and of itself. Are they trying to show that he’s more of an asshole than people realize? Seriously, message received on that one. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Justin Bieber thinks he’s a rapper now

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I mean, I know Justin Bieber has been thinking he’s a rapper for a while now, but this disaster rose (sunk?) to a whole new level this past weekend when he hit the stage with Chance the Rapper for a rather interesting… performance, I guess you would call it. I hesitate to call anything Justin Bieber tries to pass off as rap a “performance” – more like a farce. The pair did “Confident”, which is apparently a song they did together and even released a video for, and I guess people… kinda liked it? I just cannot take this asshole seriously. Shame for Chance the Rapper, too – I actually kinda like him but my opinion has already plummeted after seeing this! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Selena Gomez has been “cut off” from Taylor Swift

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Taylor Swift doesn’t fuck about, apparently. We know she’s never approved of BFF Selena Gomez‘s relationship with Justin Bieber, but she really took shit to the next level by apparently cutting her off for good after Selena’s decision to get back with his stupid ass. From US Weekly: Swift is disgusted that the pair are back together, cutting off her bestie after tweeting just last July that Gomez was “the closest thing I’ve ever had to a sister.” But Gomez rekindling of the Jelena flame isn’t the only thing peeving Swift. She believes Gomez “used” a brief romance with the Grammy winner’s pal Ed Sheeran last June to make her jailbird sweetie jealous. “After Selena pulled that move, Taylor started distancing herself,” a source tells Us. LOL wait, what? Selena got involved with Ed Sheeran? Where was I? Where were any of us? This whole thing is hilarious and might be completely untrue, but I say good for Taylor on this one. Selena getting back with Justin is a HOT mess of the highest degree, and I wouldn’t want to be around it either. Sure, I know it’s Selena’s life and she can ruin it however she’d like, but come on. You can only pick up the pieces for your friends so many times before enough is enough. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook