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Nick Jonas and his abs love their gay fans

You don’t really hear much from Nick Jonas these days, which is just fine by me. Last we heard, he was rumoured to be hanging out with Miley Cyrus, though she didn’t like that too much (and neither, apparently, did her then-fiancé Liam Hemsworth) and that was all the way back in 2013. Since then, nada. But at least now we know what he’s been doing with his time: a lot of crunches, it seems. Nick covered the new issue of Flaunt, where he bared his toned body and… that’s sorta it, really. However, this should be enough for his legions of gay fans (and they are legion, apparently) – he sees you and wants you to be happy, as he told Huffington Post Live: “I love it; I’m thrilled by that. I always had a pretty strong gay fan base, having been a theater kid…That’s a community that I love and have embraced, and [they’ve] embraced me. I love them. They’re so supportive.” Aw, ain’t that sweet? Nick, of course, has had his own share of gay rumours, not that it matters either way. Can’t a straight man cover Lady Gaga in peace? I don’t know, guys – the Jonas Brothers were well past my time, so Nick and the others (whose names I can’t even remember at the time – I know there’s Joe?) are sorta off my radar. But nice gym work, bro. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Ben Affleck’s penis looks better in 3-D, apparently

Frankly, I don’t want to see Ben Affleck‘s penis in any dimension, but since he gets it out in Gone Girl, he’s been doing a lot of interviews to promote the film and questions are always asked about the full-frontal nudity. It’s apparently a short scene (no pun intended) but totally necessary to the character or whatever – and it looks better in 3-D! From MTV News: “I try to get it in every movie,” Affleck joked, after MTV pointed out that the movie includes what may be the first onscreen appearance of his Affl-ick. However, in this case it was director David Fincher who insisted on shining a bright light where the sun don’t shine, all in service of a film that captured the no-holds-barred cynicism of its source material. “It’s ironic, because David [Fincher] said to me from the beginning, this is a warts and all movie. It can have no vanity. You have to see the naked underbelly of this character,” Affleck continued. And yes, when he says “naked underbelly,” he means it literally as well as figuratively. “There’s some brief, ah, very brief nudity, I think,” Affleck hedged. But when reminded that people might well be going to see “Gone Girl” for literally no other reason than to get a glimpse of his wang, he capitulated. “The penis is in there!” Affleck said. “It’s IMAX penis! You’ve gotta pay fifteen bucks to see it in 3D… it’s better in 3D.” Uh… LOL, I guess? I’ve read the book so I’m not quite sure if I want to see the movie, especially since hearing that they completely rewrote the entire climax of the story for the movie version. How is that a thing that you do? I know it has to be good for cinema, but… wouldn’t you just not adapt it if the main crux of the story didn’t fit? Anyone else read the book? Do you plan on seeing the movie? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Anne Hathaway was ‘fucked up’ by fame

Sure, Anne Hathaway needs to take like, 500 seats, but it was only a matter of time before she started her “comeback” after giving us a break from her for a year or so. But look, this whole Hollywood thing is a two-way street. We may not be able to stand her, but Anne struggles with fame, too – so much so that it really “fucked [her] up” for a long time, apparently. From Elle UK (via The Evening Standard): “This fame thing? F*cked me up for a really long time. I didn’t know how to do it; I didn’t know how to engage with it; it stressed me out. And people would say, “You just have to be yourself,” and I was like, “But I don’t know who that is yet!”” “I’ve realised that don’t need validation from anybody. At all. I’m not sitting here now worrying, “What do you think of me?” With all due respect, you seem like a lovely lady, but I don’t need you, or anyone else, to like me. And that’s so liberating. It’s a big reveal, man.” La-di-da! Isn’t it nice not to give a shit, Anne? Make them millions and screw the haters! Besides, you’re not the MOST annoying celebrity out there by a longshot. Do your thing. My only issue is that methinks she doth protest too much. All she talks about lately (or so it seems) is how she doesn’t care if people like her or not. If you didn’t care, you wouldn’t need to keep talking about how much you don’t care, because it sorta looks like you do. In any case, how beautiful does she look in this shoot? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Jason Derulo didn’t want to marry Jordin Sparks

Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks recently ended their three-year relationship and no one really understood why. They seemed to really be happy together and worked well… but all good things must come to an end, I suppose. Especially since Jordin really wanted to get married and Jason was feeling pressured and did NOT want to walk down the aisle. From ABC News: “Though I think it is a private matter and intended to keep my break-up Jordin personal, due to bogus and irresponsible lies being reported by insensitive media outlets it became necessary for me to comment,” Derulo told ABC News. “I spent three great years with Jordin and she is one of the most amazing people that I have ever met. But as in all relationships there are ups and downs and at this time we have decided to amicably part. Infidelity, cheating or deceit played no part in our relationship or our break-up, and I hope that people respect our privacy as we move forward with our lives.” From People: Derulo denied any infidelity or ego problems, but he did admit to host Ryan Seacrest that time apart because of their busy schedules created stress in the relationship. “It may have weighed on her more than it weighed on me,” Derulo told Seacrest. “She was in [a] frustrated space a lot.” Though he says expectations and “pressures of marriage” were a point of contention for him, Derulo has no plans on avoiding performing songs like his hit single “Marry Me.” “I think it’ll be tough to perform a lot of different songs,” said the singer. “But maybe it’ll be special in a different way because that was a huge time in my life.” Ah, well. At least it seems to actually be amicable with them and they were able to end things maturely (at least so far). Follow us on Twitter | Facebook