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Dave Navarro made a 2-in-1 guitar strap/sex toy just in time for Christmas

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Dave Navarro is a legendary rocker whose music chops are undeniable. He also just so happens to be a fan of rather kinky sex/BDSM. And what better way to celebrate those two passions than by combining them into a single gift for the lady or lady in your life? The rocker tells TMZ he decided to combine his 2 favorite things — music and sex — and teamed up with a BDSM toy company … and the result is something he calls, “The Strap.” Pretty simple concept … the guitar strap comes off the guitar and can then be used to restrain yourself or a partner in a ton of different positions. Seriously … just about anything your sick mind can come up with … The Strap can handle it. As Dave put it … “It’s the Swiss army knife of the bedroom” — that is if you don’t already have an actual Swiss army knife in play. Navarro preaches safe S&M though, and revealed his safe word – “Chappaquiddick.” Huh. Okay. I guess whatever you’re into! However, how big of a market do we think this thing will actually have? Like, will he actually make any money off it once you subtract materials, promotion, the company’s fee, etc? I’m just thinking logistics here – but maybe that’s my problem. Clearly logic would not apply if you found yourself tied up with one of these. Chacun a son gout, as the French say… If you’d like to see this thing in action, there’s a picture behind a cut. Ya perverts. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Kim Kardashian gives us full frontal nudity for ‘Paper’

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Yesterday, the Internet was apparently broken because Kim Kardashian decided to show us her very shiny bare ass. Well, things are getting a little more serious today, as it turns out the shoot actually included full frontal nudity for her feature in Paper Mag. Pics are below the cut as they’re very NSFW, but it’s nothing you haven’t seen before if you’ve followed the trajectory of Kim Kardashian’s career up to this point. Everyone keeps talking about how good she looks, and how happy, but why wouldn’t she be happy? She made a name for herself naked, and she’s still naked and riding the wave of that success, so to speak. I mean, look, you wanna get naked? Do your thing. The woman likes getting her bits out – so what? I just kinda wonder what the point is. Like, the point of this entire thing. We all know what Kim Kardashian’s various bits and bobs look like – we’ve all seen things going in and out of her various crevices and what she looks like with and without varying levels of clothing for yers – but how on earth does this have anything to do with anything? What’s it got to do with her the accompanying interview, which contains passages like the following?: I ask her whether Kim Kardashian would exist without social media. “I don’t think so…” she says, slowly, then reconsiders. “I don’t think social media was that heavy when we started our show, but I think we really evolved with social media.” The next day, as I scroll through Instagram, I come across a photograph of her, taken the night of our interview, wearing the champagne getup at a restaurant in Venice. I also find two photos of North toddling around the pumpkin patch in a tiny fringed cape and Baby Vans. One of these pictures has more than a million likes. “I love sharing my world with people,” Kardashian tells me, and I detect no hint of falseness. “That’s just who I am.” No more, no less. Sigh. Life. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Kim Kardashian broke the internet with her giant ass

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I’m so sorry to have to do this to you so early in the day. I’m putting the cover photo of Kim Kardashian with her ENTIRE ass front and center on camera behind a cut, not just because it’s NSFW, but because it’s NSFL and I care too much about you all. That’s right, Kim met up with photographer Jean-Paul Goude in Paris and they did this shoot for Paper Mag, which… I’m sorta dumbfounded. Kim has never been shy about getting out her ass, tits, or anything inbetween, but seeing it there, oiled up, right in the center of the frame is… I dunno. A bit off-putting? Completely unattractive? Of course, a woman’s job is not to be attractive 24/7, and that’s fine – if this was done as some statement against the patriarchy or blah blah blah, I could maybe somewhat support it (even if I don’t like it). But the problem is, Kim DOES think this is sexy. This is the only version of sexy she knows… and that’s really, really sad. Anyhow, pic behind the cut. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Welp, there it is, in all its glory. Listen, I know Kim has a giant ass, but doesn’t this look sorta Photoshopped? Like, it’s COMICALLY big. Like, not belonging to a real person big. I’m so confused! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook