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Ariana Grande’s baby voice annoys boyfriend Big Sean

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Big Sean seems to have a thing for dramatic women. First he was engaged to Queen Crazy Naya Rivera and now he’s moved on to Ariana Grande, who apparently insists on talking in a baby voice at all times, even at restaurants and while having sex. Big Sean is none too pleased about this, according to an “insider”, and finds it incredibly annoying. From Star magazine: The ‘Break Free’ singer, 21, who has been dating rapper Big Sean, 26, since AUgust, has been driving her beau up the wall with her constant need to talk in a baby voice. “Instead of saying, ‘I’m thirsty,’, she’ll pout her lips and say, ‘I want to dwink a widdle joosh,’” a pal tells Star. “Sean thought she was kidding at first, but now he’s had it.” To make matters worse (or more disturbing), insiders say Ariana brings out the baby talk when she and Sean get intimate. So wrong on so many levels! HAHAH! I love this story so, so much. A wittle joosh! God help us everyone. For some reason, even though Star is full of shit, I can TOTALLY see this being right. It’s almost a little TOO ridiculous to make up (and if someone did, seriously, hats off for creativity and humour!). What do you think? Does Ariana walk around talking in a baby voice? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Ariana Grande loves being compared to Mariah Carey

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Ariana Grande is so full of shit, she could fertilize a ten acre farm. Anyone who interviews her not only can’t photograph her from anything but her left side, but there’s also a list of topics she won’t talk about, like her grandfather’s recent death and all those Mariah Carey comparisons. But hey, just because she throws diva tantrums and won’t let you talk about how she’s compared to Mariah doesn’t mean she doesn’t just totally love those comparisons!!!! From US Weekly: “Mariah has been a huge influence on me since I was a little girl,” the new Wat-Aah! water bottle spokeswoman exclusively tells Us Weekly. “I’ve even done a cover of one of her songs. I don’t think there are any negatives to being compared to one of the greatest vocalists of all time. It’s honestly a great honor.” Nope, sorry, not buying it. Obviously you wouldn’t want the comparison to take over your career or what you’re trying to do now, but you wouldn’t outlaw it as an interview question if you were so down-to-earth and loving it. You would confront the question and say that you’re honoured, but you also want to follow your own artistic path and hope that you can grow beyond that. Let’s all just be real with each other for five seconds – Ariana Grande is no Mariah Carey and never will be. Yeah, she can sing, but she wastes it on shitty collaborations and can’t stand on her own. Seriously, the solo songs on her album are a total disaster. Mariah was solo 100% and killed it every single time. In fact, her rare duets were some of the worst songs she did (not you, ‘One Sweet Day’ – never you), so she can just sit down now. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Ariana Grande insists she’s not a diva

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Ariana Grande is pretty much an absolute nightmare to deal with, if you believe the ENDLESS reports about her diva-like behaviour. From industry professionals to her fellow artists, she’s been written off as rude, ungrateful, bitchy, full of herself and a million other adjectives and frankly, I can sorta believe it. However, Ariana thinks it’s all hilarious and swears she’s just a normal, hardworking girl who’s got the short end of the stick. Well, that… solves that? Except not. You attempting to absolve yourself on Twitter by pandering to your fans and attempting to win them over by declarations of your love for them doesn’t erase repeated incidences of acting like an asshole. People don’t just say you’re an asshole for no reason. Maybe one person might, but everywhere you go? Girl, no. Get some humility, because you’ll soon be over. I guess those Mariah Carey comparisons went to her head a bit. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Ariana Grande thinks she’s an extremely sexual badass

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Ariana Grande may be cornier than Gary Busey’s big toe, but she thinks she’s hot shit and basically a sexual powerhouse. You see, she may have started as a Nickelodeon star, but she’s actually far different from her kiddy character and is actually super mature and sultry or something. From Marie Claire: On early ambitions: “I was 14 years old and ready to make an R&B album. I was like, ‘Where is that Mary J. Blige collab? Where is that Natasha Bedingfield writing session? Where is my session with India.Arie? I’m ready. Let’s go.’ I wrote this song called ‘Higher,’ and the lyrics were too sexual, too mature. And my mom was like, ‘This is a great song, but damn, you’re too young for this.’” On hiding behind her Nickelodeon character: “People liked her and they accepted her and they thought that I was like her. So I used to pretend to be a little more like her than I actually was.” On her first single, “Put Your Hearts Up,” tanking: “I was like, ‘Guys, there has to be a really distinct difference between me and my character.’ And we did that with ‘The Way.’ I dyed my hair back to brown. I made out with a rapper in the video. I made the point I wanted to make. And I was excited to do so after so many years of pretending to be somebody else in front of a lot of people.”  Oh God, this girl. I love that making out with rappers is supposed to be proof that Ariana Grande is edgy and a total bad girl. Also, sorry, I’m not buying the R&B bullshit, either. You may have loved What’s the 411?, but who didn’t? That shit does not make you legit. Oh, and one more thing: was your mother not concerned that her teenage daughter was writing sexually explicit music? Or is she a “cool mom” a la Amy Poehler in Mean Girls? In case you’re not yet sick of Ariana’s left side, here’s another photo from the shoot (SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE RIGHT SIDE OF HER FACE????): Follow us on Twitter | Facebook