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Gwen Stefani unveils sneak peak of new single, ‘Spark the Fire’

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Gwen Stefani is DIVINE. She’s absolutely beautiful and incredibly stylish and could grace every single page of Vogue without seeming out of place (or eliciting any complaints). However, her personality is slightly grating (she’s got a touch of the crazies, I think) and her music is fucking horrendous, for the most part. Take her new single, ‘Spark the Fire’ – so far we’ve only heard about 45 seconds of it, but that’s 44 seconds too many for me to know that it’s terrible. I guess now that she’s coaching a new generation of wannabe stars on The Voice, she’s probably itching to get back to her music. But this is some amateur shit you’d expect from a 15-year-old from Bumblefuck who thinks they know what “urban music” should sound like. This is not what a 45-year-old woman needs to be doing with her time. Sorry. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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It’s official: Gwen Stefani is headed to ‘The Voice’

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Gwen Stefani is kind of the Victoria Beckham of America, I feel. She’s beautiful, she’s glamourous (she wears makeup even at home when she’s not going anywhere!) and sure, she makes music (or did?) but seems more into fashion and shit as of late. The one difference is that Gwen actually smiles and seems to have a personality. Either way, what I’m trying to say is I wouldn’t ever picture either of them to take a gig on The Voice, but Gwen did indeed do just that. The rumours first started swirling earlier this month, but now they’ve been confirmed: Gwen will replace Christina Aguilera on the coaching panel of the NBC singing competition next season. Christina first congratulated Gwen on Twitter: So excited to have you join #TheVoice squad @GwenStefani! Welcome to our crazy fam! Kisses- xoxo #blondesdoitbest — Christina Aguilera (@xtina) April 29, 2014 And then Gwen posted this photo with the caption “It’s true!” while @-ing (I can’t believe I just used that) The Voice’s account: So there you have it! Actually, as much as I can’t picture this, I’ll be interested to see what kind of feedback Gwen gives and what kind of coach she is. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook