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Kim Kardashian gives us full frontal nudity for ‘Paper’

Yesterday, the Internet was apparently broken because Kim Kardashian decided to show us her very shiny bare ass. Well, things are getting a little more serious today, as it turns out the shoot actually included full frontal nudity for her feature in Paper Mag. Pics are below the cut as they’re very NSFW, but it’s nothing you haven’t seen before if you’ve followed the trajectory of Kim Kardashian’s career up to this point. Everyone keeps talking about how good she looks, and how happy, but why wouldn’t she be happy? She made a name for herself naked, and she’s still naked and riding the wave of that success, so to speak. I mean, look, you wanna get naked? Do your thing. The woman likes getting her bits out – so what? I just kinda wonder what the point is. Like, the point of this entire thing. We all know what Kim Kardashian’s various bits and bobs look like – we’ve all seen things going in and out of her various crevices and what she looks like with and without varying levels of clothing for yers – but how on earth does this have anything to do with anything? What’s it got to do with her the accompanying interview, which contains passages like the following?: I ask her whether Kim Kardashian would exist without social media. “I don’t think so…” she says, slowly, then reconsiders. “I don’t think social media was that heavy when we started our show, but I think we really evolved with social media.” The next day, as I scroll through Instagram, I come across a photograph of her, taken the night of our interview, wearing the champagne getup at a restaurant in Venice. I also find two photos of North toddling around the pumpkin patch in a tiny fringed cape and Baby Vans. One of these pictures has more than a million likes. “I love sharing my world with people,” Kardashian tells me, and I detect no hint of falseness. “That’s just who I am.” No more, no less. Sigh. Life. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Kim Kardashian broke the internet with her giant ass

I’m so sorry to have to do this to you so early in the day. I’m putting the cover photo of Kim Kardashian with her ENTIRE ass front and center on camera behind a cut, not just because it’s NSFW, but because it’s NSFL and I care too much about you all. That’s right, Kim met up with photographer Jean-Paul Goude in Paris and they did this shoot for Paper Mag, which… I’m sorta dumbfounded. Kim has never been shy about getting out her ass, tits, or anything inbetween, but seeing it there, oiled up, right in the center of the frame is… I dunno. A bit off-putting? Completely unattractive? Of course, a woman’s job is not to be attractive 24/7, and that’s fine – if this was done as some statement against the patriarchy or blah blah blah, I could maybe somewhat support it (even if I don’t like it). But the problem is, Kim DOES think this is sexy. This is the only version of sexy she knows… and that’s really, really sad. Anyhow, pic behind the cut. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Welp, there it is, in all its glory. Listen, I know Kim has a giant ass, but doesn’t this look sorta Photoshopped? Like, it’s COMICALLY big. Like, not belonging to a real person big. I’m so confused! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook