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Kylie Jenner is going to be the next Katy Perry

There’s never been a better time to invest in foam earplugs, because apparently Kylie Jenner has decided that music is her calling and is planning to embark on a singing career to become the next Katy Perry. God help us all. From Radar Online: “Kylie has found her calling in life — to be a singer!” a close friend of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star tells Radar exclusively. “She is in training right now with vocal coach and producer, Tim Carter.” Carter produced Jenner pal Willow Smith’s smash hit, “Whip My Hair,” and also has worked with Kanye West BFFs Jay Z and Beyonce, making him a natural fit for the wannabe pop tart. Other of his celeb clients include Sofia Richie and up and coming singer N0vel. The source reveals, “Kylie is now working on her first single! She is telling everyone that she knows she is going to be the next Katy Perry.” And though her half-sister Kim’s foray into pop stardom was dead on arrival, the source insists, “Kylie has a great voice.” Plus, BFF Justin Bieber can certainly give her pointers. “She realized that she can’t compete with Kendall when it comes to modeling,” the source continues. “So she has chosen to turn to music. The whole family is really supportive of the decision, and Tim has already been to Kris’ house to start the lessons!” LOL, uh, okay. I just HAVE to believe this is bullshit. I know she’s rich, but she can’t be THAT delusional. Why doesn’t she release her own makeup brand or something? She’s already put MAC’s Whirl lip pencil on permanent sell-out, so she could definitely make some money that way. People love her look. But she needs to stay away from the music world. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Kylie Jenner got extensions

Today in incredibly important news that you definitely need to know to get through your day, Kylie Jenner got hair extensions! It seems she got them for a photoshoot but has decided to keep them for a while – along with her trademark ultra pouty lips – at least long enough to take several Instagram pics. Look, I know Kylie is like, 17 and has probably had a ton of plastic surgery/”cosmetic enhancements” already, but her style is impeccable. Kendall is whatever, she’s making it as a model or whatever, but Kylie’s fashion and makeup sense is on POINT. It’s kinda the only decent thing I can say about the girl, but I suppose that’s enough. Are you a Kylie or a Kendall? How dare you ask me such a thing Probably a Kendall – basic but still working it Definitely a Kylie – she’s fierce I’m a Kris Jenner, LOLz View Results Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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How dare you point out Kylie Jenner’s plastic surgery!

Kylie Jenner is a pretty girl, sure. She’ll grow up to be a pretty woman with lots of money and a “modeling” career or whatever it is she wants to do because that’s how her life is set up. However, her life is also set up to be full of numerous plastic surgery procedures, several of which I think have pretty clearly already been performed, despite the fact that she’s still just a teenager. Apparently some plastic surgeon told OK Australia that Kylie showed signs of having had surgery on her nose and Botox injections in her lips (nevermind the sudden boobs that popped up out of nowhere), but Kylie is offended that you could ever say such a thing and took to Twitter to express her feelings. these plastic surgery rumors hurt my feelings to be honest and are kinda insulting — Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) April 10, 2014 Just in case anyone forgot.. I'm 16 — Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) April 10, 2014 No, girl, we didn’t forget. That’s part of the reason everyone’s so outraged. Shame, really. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Kendall and Kylie Jenner “Wrote” a Book, Apparently

It really kinda cracks me up that anyone is supposed to believe that Kendall and Kylie Jenner – teenagers who are more concerned with modeling and Instagram selfies than pretty much anything else in life – got together and sat down to write a Young Adult novel. However, we are indeed supposed to believe that, as the two are releasing Rebels: City of Indra. It’s a dystopian story that THEY DEFINITELY DID NOT WRITE that apparently centers on “two super-powered girls, Lex and Livia, who embark on a journey together, not realizing their biggest danger might be each other”. Yes, that sounds right up their alley! From E! Online: “Kylie and I love the creative challenge and are thrilled to have been given the opportunity to share this story,” Kendall said, while her sister added, “We can’t wait to share these characters and the world we created with readers everywhere. We are so excited!” Karen Hunter, publisher of Karen Hunter Publishing, adds, “The story that Kendall and Kylie crafted is a thrill ride—one that their fans and fans of this genre won’t be able to put down.” This piece of shit is coming out on June 6 – though actually, I’m probably being a bit hasty on my judgments. Given that this will have been ghostwritten, I bet it’ll actually be pretty good. I’m all about dystopian YA, but I think the fact that these two have been able to pay their way to calling themselves “authors” when I guarantee you they did nothing but sign a contract for the actual writer to execute this story kinda makes me want to stay far, far away. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook