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Jennifer Lawrence’s nude photos leak and the internet loses its mind

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Sorry, unfortunately I won’t be posting Jennifer Lawrence‘s leaked nudes here on Evil Beet – not because it would be morally wrong (it would, but I would probably overlook it) but because we would probably get hit with a lawsuit, since that’s what her rep is threatening to do to whoever puts them up. Some anonymous hacker on 4Chan apparently got hold of over 25 celebrity’s iCloud pics, and it’s amazing how many famous women really love taking pics of their own tits and ass. JLaw was by far the most heavy hit, with the hacker claiming to have over 60 nude selfies (paging Kim Kardashian!) and also some raw sexual video of the Hunger Games actress. Other celebrities hit include Victoria Justice, Kate Upton, Amber Heard, Ariana Grande and Cara Delevingne. In other words, a lot of people whose bits and bobs we’ve all seen already in some form or another. These so called nudes of me are FAKE people. Let me nip this in the bud right now. *pun intended* — Victoria Justice (@VictoriaJustice) August 31, 2014 Most of the ladies and/or their reps tend to be taking the “They’re totally fake, you guys!” route, but JLaw’s pretty much owned up to being starkers (seriously, one of the photos include her on a couch with EVERYTHING out) and her rep is NOT happy about it: “This is a flagrant violation of privacy. The authorities have been contacted and will prosecute anyone who posts the stolen photos of Jennifer Lawrence.” Damn. In any case, the VERY NSFW thread over on /b/ can be seen HERE if you want to have a look at the photos (assuming you haven’t already). It’s pretty disgusting that people would hack into someone’s private information and post it publicly, but I do also wonder why celebrities haven’t realized that truly NOTHING is private – it’s the very unfortunate price you pay when you’re in the public eye. Part of me want to say, “Stop taking pictures of your boobs and vagina, ladies!” – but why should they have to? It’s not personally my thing, but you can tell by a lot of the leaked pics, especially of JLaw’s, that some were meant to be playful and silly and between herself and whoever the recipient was, NOT seriously sexual. Remember, some dude went to prison for 10 years in 2012 after hacking Scarlett Johansson‘s phone and posting nude pics, so if this anonymous hacker is found out, it’s curtains. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are married!

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Oh, snap! Shit just got real! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been teasing the world with their impending (but seemingly never arriving) nuptials for what seems like ages, but it’s really happened! They got married on Saturday and now they’re officially husband and wife! BREAKING: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married Saturday in France, says a spokesman for the couple. — The Associated Press (@AP) August 28, 2014 I mean, this is actually the sum and total of what we know about this grand event, but that’s good enough for us. Despite the fucked up way their relationship came about all those years ago, you can’t stand in the way of true love and they do make a fantastic couple. Congrats to them! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Lady Gaga Gets Praised For Her Acting

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Lady Gaga makes a cameo in the upcoming Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For as a waitress, and director Robert Rodriguez couldn’t be happier with her performance, going so far as to say he was, “blown away.” Here’s what he told E! News about his experience working with the mother monster: I told her she had to be in it. But we needed to find a role small enough that she could do while she was on tour. And then this one popped up. Gaga shares her scene with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Rodriguez went on: We were shooting and it was just a couple of days away. She happened to be on tour in Houston, just a couple of cities away from us in Austin. She was ready. She brought her own wigs! I said, ‘We’re not going to have time to make a wig for you.’ She showed up, we did the scene, she knocked it out of the park and then she was back on tour. He believes Gaga has what is takes to be an actress, saying, She would be fantastic. The camera loves her. She’s a great performer. She’s performed twice for me now and I was blown away by her discipline. She studied acting before she became a singer and you could really tell. Sin City creator Frank Miller even added, She totally transforms into the part she’s playing to the point that it doesn’t even feel like acting. Okay, let’s all pause here and just say…”Really?” The little bit of Gaga’s acting I’ve seen has been on the side of atrocious. She sounds like she’s reading off of cue cards. She’s dull and flat with her acting performances, in my opinion. But maybe she steps it up a level (or six) for this movie, who knows? Here’s a still: I always appreciate seeing her on the “normal” side. Who’s going to see this movie? Anyone seeing it specifically for Lady Gaga? Let’s hope her acting doesn’t piss off anymore fans, for her sake. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin are one step closer to being husband and wife

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George Clooney shocked the world and broke the hearts of many women the world over when he announced his engagement to girlfriend Amal Alamuddin back in April, and it seems his path to becoming hitched is getting that much closer, since the couple got their marriage license in London this week! From DListed (I bow down at the altar of Michael K on the daily): Dlisted reader Susan sent in this picture she took today outside of Chelsea Town Hall in London of the announcement that Amal Ramzi Alamuddin and George Timothy Clooney got their asses a marriage license and plan to get married in Italy. I didn’t know that in London marriage licenses are announced on a piece of paper behind glass outside of town hall. I thought that a messenger wearing a fancy coat and a fancy hat with a fancy feather sticking out of it stood at the top of the stairs, pulled out a scroll and read, “Here ye, here ye, here ye! Oxford-educated international human rights lawyer Amal Alamuddin has obtained a license to marry Booker from Roseanne. May the failed tears of gold digging, fame whore cocktail waitresses commence!” That announcement is kind of like a magic eye poster. If you stare at it long enough, you’ll see four horsemen galloping toward you while farting out four swarms of locusts. The picture in question can be seen over at DListed – it’s blurry and not anything special, but it does go to show that the nuptials you’ll cry over for the next 6 months are forthcoming VERY shortly. Do we think these two will last? I kinda have a feeling this one is legit and will be for keeps! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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’50 Shades of Grey’ gets its first trailer

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You wanted it (not really), it’s here (unfortunately): it’s time for the first 50 Shades of Grey trailer. The movie isn’t coming out until next Valentine’s Day, but apparently panties are still wet over this stupid shit, so a teaser just had to be released. In terms of Beyoncé‘s musical contribution, it seems like she did a remake of ‘Crazy In Love’ for the trailer. Not sure if that’s the extent of her contribution or what, but here goes nothing. What do we think, then? Looks boring as shit to me, but I’ll probably be forced to watch it anyway. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Here’s a video of Justin Bieber telling a racist joke

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Justin Bieber wants desperately to be black now, but it seems he wasn’t always so kind to anyone with darker skin (and perhaps he still isn’t – he’s an ignorant idiot, so I wouldn’t be surprised). A video has surfaced showing a 17-year-old JB sitting with a group of friends and someone who appears to be his mother (??) as he tells an awful racist joke (not that there any non-awful ones). I won’t even print what it is here, but here’s the clip and you can watch for yourself: And there you have it. Apparently Bieber’s camp was forking out big bucks trying to keep this tape from being leaked, but here we are anyway. As The Sun has it (via Metro): A source said: ‘This video is Justin Bieber and his camp’s worst nightmare. Even after the year he’s had – when he’s never been far from controversy – this tops the lot. ‘Justin has been taken under his wing by some of the best in the industry and they won’t stand by him after this. ‘This will be a real kick in the teeth – showing his true colours on film.’ Well, I didn’t need to see his true colours on film to know what they were, but whatever. He’s an arrogant, ignorant little piece of shit. Fuck this kid – he needs to go away forever. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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So, George Clooney just got engaged…

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If ever a time came when the apocalypse seemed closer than ever, that day is today, because George Clooney is apparently engaged. The world’s biggest bachelor and sexy silver fox is said to have proposed to girlfriend Amal Alamuddin. Keep in mind they’ve been dating less than a year, and the news is coming from the New York Post’s Page Six, but it seems pretty solid. Alamuddin, 36, was spotted showing off an engagement ring as she and Clooney, 52, dined at Nobu in Malibu on Thursday night with Cindy Crawford and husband Rande Gerber. A source told Page Six, “George and Amal hoped keep the engagement quiet, but they can’t hide the fact that they are very happy.” When contacted on Friday night by Page Six, Clooney’s rep Stan Rosenfield didn’t confirm or deny the engagement, simply telling us, “I do not comment on his personal life.” Huh, very strange. Is this all to get back at Stacy Keibler and her shotgun wedding/pregnancy? He hardly seems the jealous/vindictive type, but I suppose it takes all kinds. Bizarre! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook