It looks like America’s Sweetheart isn’t exactly so sweet. Hmmmm….?
The Reese Witherspoon arrest video has made it’s way online and you know what that means – we get to critique it! But first, it’s Friday and it’s a beautiful weekend, so let us remind you to not drink and drive. Drive hammered – get nailed!
(This public service annoucement brought to you by Reese Witherspoon’s arrest video.)
Okay, back to the vid. It begins with the cop scolding Reese.
Cop: “Ma’am, what did I just tell you to do?”
Drunk Reese: “I’d like to know what’s going on!”
Cop: “He’s under arrest…”
Drunk Reese: “I’m a U.S. citizen, I am allowed to stand on American ground, and I can ask any question I want to ask.”
Cop: “Go ahead and ..” he begins to handcuff her.
Drunk Reese: “You better not arrest me. Are you kidding me?! I’m an American citizen!”
Cop: “I told you to get in that car and STAY in that car, didn’t I?”
Drunk Reese: “This is harassment!”
Blahblahblah….. she keeps her trap yapping about being an innocent citizen. Then she really gets twatty.
Drunk Reese: “I have to obey your orders?!”
Cop: “Yes, you do.
Reese’s husband Jim Toth, who is being arrested for DUI but seems in FAR better shape than Reese, tries to calm her. “Reese, stop. Just relax,” he says calmly. She keeps on snapping at the cop.
Drunk Reese: “I’m now being arrested AND handcuffed!? Do YOU know MY NAME, sir?”
Oh gawd, here we go. That one line will make me loathe her from now on. Which sucks, because I have loved her for, like, ever.
Cop: “I don’t need to know, not quite yet.”
Drunk Reese:”You don’t need to know? Oh! You’re about to find out WHO I AM!”
Jim Toth shifts his weight uncomfortably, still standing at the front of the car. He hasn’t said a word, and obviously knows how to act when interacting with a police officer.
Cop: “That’s fine, I’m not really worried about you, Ma’am.”
He basically then tells Reese that her being cuffed in the backseat was her choice, she gave him no option but to arrest her.
Drunk Reese: “I’m obstructing your justice?! Really?! I’m being anti-American?!”
The cop returns to the front of the car where Toth is standing. The cop tells him that he tried to get Reese to calm down, but couldn’t. “I’m sorry,” Jim slurs. “I had nothing to do with that.” The police officer replies, “I know.”
Was Reese chalking up some fat white lines earlier in the evening, because she sure sounds like it! Drunk, probably, but she also seems to be on some sort of speed. Trust me, I know when people are tweaking. Was a bartender in a 24/7 casino for many years and I saw & knew way too many of them. Reese was tweaking, y’all.
Have fun this weekend, but don’t be a Reese! TGIF!
The post Reese Witherspoon Arrest Video Makes Me Think She Was Tweaking appeared first on Celebrity Smack.
Source celebrity smack
