Kylie Jenner got pulled over for speeding (according to a nearby photographer) but before I get to that, I just want to say, I felt weird about sharing this. Normally I love seeing things go wrong for celebs, especially anyone remotely connected to the Kardashian family. Especially someone who is only 16 and has a car that’s worth $125,000 (according to Us, who covered the story). Especially someone who doesn’t have to work and could probably get by on bikini modeling alone. Especially someone who breaks every rule and parties underage and doesn’t get in trouble for it. Especially someone who has a nail piercing.
And yet…the sweet schadenfreude isn’t coming. I guess because the one time I got pulled over (expired tag) I was terrified out of my goddamn mind. So I feel for her. Even though I shouldn’t. Because this isn’t even her first driving problem. She got in a car crash 18 days after getting her license.
I just wonder if maybe I’m too hard on celebs sometimes.
I’m losing my mind, right? It’s Kylie Jenner, what do I care?
This new year is bringing a lot of reflection, guys. Have you ever been pulled over? How did it go?
Special thanks to Evill Beet Gossip
