You know how Lindsay Lohan doesn’t want to be famous? You know how she doesn’t want to be photographed all the time? You know how she doesn’t want a reputation as a party girl, famous for being a cracked-out mess? You know how she’s supposed to be in rehearsals for Speed-the-Plow and really working hard right now? Yeah. These are photos of Lindsay leaving last night’s AnOther Magazine party during London Fashion Week. She can barely walk and she’s wearing some kind of “lace” sunglasses or something. Because she’s working so hard, you guys. Because she doesn’t want to be famous. Because she has her nose to the grindstone, but only if the grindstone is made of cocaine.
As for LL’s recent Telegraph interview, where she claimed she “rolled a body bag for Whitney Houston,” TMZ spoke to the LA Coroner’s Office and guess what? Crack lies.
Lindsay Lohan is lying when she says she had to roll Whitney Houston’s body bag at the L.A. County Morgue … because Whitney was never in a body bag. An official from the Coroner’s Office tells TMZ … Whitney was NEVER in a body bag and no one in the probation program came in contact with Whitney’s body.
Lindsay — who was ordered by a judge to spend time at the morgue to teach her a lesson about drinking and driving — claimed in an interview she was singled out to roll Whitney’s body bag.
Whitney died on Saturday, Feb 11, 2012. The autopsy was performed the next day and her body was gone by morning. No one from any court-ordered probation program came in contact with the body … according to the Coroner’s official.
The official says Whitney was wrapped in plastic with a sheet cover the entire time she was at the morgue. In fact, she was taken out in plastic — not a body bag — from the hotel where she died.
I mean, of course Lindsay is a crack liar and everything that comes out of her mouth is utter nonsense. But if your efforts to refute Lindsay Lohan involve some kind semantic argument about what constitutes a “body bag” versus a plastic sheet, you need to come up with a better argument. That being said, LL is always full of it. I have no idea what the Speed-the-Plow producers are thinking.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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