The 55th Annual Grammy Awards are this Sunday, February 10, and they are doing everything possible to prevent any wardrobe malfunctions from happening this year.
The organizers of the Grammys actually sent a letter out to celebrities asking that they cover up their bits. TMZ got ahold of one and it said the following:
“Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered…Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack…Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples…Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible ‘puffy’ bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts…Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera.”
It’s kind of sad that they have to remind people to put their tits, slits and pits away during such a prestigious event, but hey, it’s Hollyweird, Anything for an extra minute of fame, right?
I love the “puffy skin” part of the warning letter. Meat curtains? Camel toes? Moose knuckles? Put it ALL away, kiddos. The networks have had enough of your silly attention whoring antics. So there.
Hollywood is rebellious though, do you think this could backfire?
Thanks to celebritysmack
