“This Barbie will probably never finish ‘The Winds of Winter’” links

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I went to see Barbie with my lovely wife; she said pink is my color. #imkenough pic.twitter.com/4E0LJMQpmC

— George RR Martin (@GRRMspeaking) July 31, 2023

George RR Martin dressed up in pink to see Barbie. This Barbie is never going to finish Winds of Winter! This Barbie is a procrastinator. [Buzzfeed]


Shawn Mendes got sunburnt in Ibiza. [OMG Blog]


Balmain’s Resort collections are so fussy. [GFY]


Offset addresses the rumor (which he started) that Cardi B cheated. [JustJared]


Barbie is such a huge success by every metric. [LaineyGossip]


Review of Talk to Me, a horror film I will not see. [Pajiba]


Natasha Lyonne’s bangs, you guys. [Tom & Lorenzo]


Elon Musk took down that stupid strobe-light X sign. [Jezebel]


The Da Vinci Code & the MAGA cult. [Towleroad]


Kylie Minogue wore Mugler to promote her Las Vegas residency. [RCFA]