Beyonce in CR Fashion Book Issue #5
At request, here’s Beyonce in risque outfits in CR Fashion Book Issue #5, looking slim
Kendall Jenner drops last name in smartest move ever
Kendall Jenner is really trying to make it in the modeling world, and it seems to be working. She’s getting booked in big name campaigns and runway shows, but the problem is, everyone knows she is, in essence, a Kardashian. She probably isn’t taken very seriously by her fellow models and all the brands/casting agents who know what a joke her family is, so she’s decided to nip this in the bud and drop her last name altogether. “I did it last year at all the castings too!” she told Us Weekly exclusively. “I only go by my first name.” As to why she dropped the Jenner, Kendall told Us, “It was just my choice.” Yeah, it would be my choice, too. Your family is a disaster, girl. That being said, it has been a benefit to her to this point. After all, what are the chances she’d have been in haute couture campaigns and runway shows if some of these designers didn’t owe Kanye West a favour or something? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Adam Levine says marriage will make you more masculine
Adam Levine and Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo tied the knot earlier this year, and things are going really well for the pair. Nevermind that this marriage probably won’t last more than 18 months or so – for now, it’s all peachy keen and in fact, it’s made the hair on Adam’s balls grow a little bit thicker. After all, marriage does make a man more masculine. From People: During an interview with Ryan Seacrest Friday morning, the Maroon 5 frontman opened up about his six-week-old marriage to supermodel Behati Prinsloo, saying wedded bliss has changed him forever. “The relationship doesn’t change,” Levine, 35, told Seacrest, but he himself had – “in a great way.” Marriage, he said, makes you feel “slightly more masculine.” “If it’s the right marriage, if it’s the right person, the guy feels a little bit more like a man,” The Voice coach explained. Uh… well, okay? I mean, look – far be it for me to tell someone how to express their masculinity/femininity/whatever, but I don’t really get that. Does the woman feel more like a woman when she gets married because that’s what society tells us we’re all here for? I suppose I’m assigning too much meaning to an Adam Levine quote. I’ll stop now. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Britney Spears Single Again
-Britney Spears has split from David Lucado after one year of dating, allegedly after her father bought a video that was being shopped around of David cheating on her. Brit later posted an Instagram video about having “a shitty day.” -I … Continue reading → The post Britney Spears Single Again appeared first on Scandal Sheet.
Blake Lively got attacked by bees. Lots of bees.
Blake Lively just turned 27, but it seems her “bee-day” was a less than happy one because she was attacked by thousands of them while shooting content for her lifestyle website, Preserve… which is where she shared the following story: I spent the week leading up to my big day shooting content for Preserve’s coming months. (I can’t wait to share what we captured with you.) Just yesterday, the final day of the shoot, I felt an electric shock of energy– was it excitement that I was about to turn another year older? Was it nerves? Why did it feel like agony? I like getting older… I think. But this felt terrible. Does your butt quite suddenly (and painfully) deflate when you turn 27? Because mine hurt like hell …then my neck, back, legs and forehead. And oh my hands! They were shriveling. It felt like I was being shot by dozens of tiny invisible darts. I felt like the Wicked Witch, melting, melting, burning, melting. As it happens, I wasn’t being greeted by the onset of spontaneous aging, but rather a full-fledged bee day. Attacked. All over. Everywhere. I don’t know enough about insects to say if they were wasps, honeybees or Mother Nature’s miniature flying tasers. What I DO know, is that just moments before we were in the midst of a gorgeous fall fashion shoot. Now, I was a Monty Python sketch; running at top speed in no particular direction, whipping my arms and h ands around like I’d just discovered they were growing out of my shoulders without my previous knowledge. There was a terrible sound piercing the air too… I was later informed this sound had emanated from my very own mouth. I’d prefer to never hear it again. Along with everybody else on the East Coast. I was shaken. I was swollen. I had to stop what I was doing to recuperate and/or shrink. In case you just can’t bear not knowing what happened next, Blake apparently “looked for the nearest vanilla cake and decorated it”, because I suppose if you’re rich and famous, you just have vanilla cakes sitting around all the time. I know literally next to nothing about Blake Lively, so can any of you shed light on whether she’s always been this fucking smarmy? She’s making Gwyneth Paltrow look tame, here. Make it stop. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Miley Cyrus gets naked for ‘V Magazine’s Rebel Issue
Nothing says rebellion quite like nudity, apparently. At least according to Miley Cyrus. She finally got to make a dream come true by working with Karl Lagerfeld for V Magazine’s upcoming Rebel Issue, and it’s… underwhelming, as per usual. Pic behind the cut, if you’re so inclined… I mean… it’s whatever, right? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Stop asking Jennifer Aniston if she’s going to have kids
I don’t know if any Hollywood star has been plagued by more pregnancy “stories” than Jennifer Aniston. Will she have kids, is she pregnant now, why doesn’t she want kids, can’t she have kids, when is she going to get pregnant, is she too old to have kids? It’s fucking endless, and if we’re exhausted of hearing those stories, imagine how tired she must be of being the subject of them. Look: Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have any children and probably never will. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, and she wants you to shut up already. From People: “It’s not something that’s in our everyday life, quite honestly. It’s more questions that arise in a red carpet line or in an interview,” the actress, 45, told PEOPLE Wednesday at the Los Angeles premiere of her film Life of Crime, in which she plays a 1970s-era socialite. “I just find it to be energy that is unnecessary and not really fair for those who may or may not [have children],” she added. “Who knows what the reason is, why people aren’t having kids. There’s a lot of reasons that could be, and maybe it’s something that no one wants to discuss.” “It’s everyone’s personal prerogative, that’s all.” Too true, girl. I like Jennifer and always have – and I feel bad that she’s constantly harangued about her decision to have children or not. Men don’t get those kind of questions NEARLY as much, and it’s bullshit. Newsflash, media: Not everyone in the world wants to procreate. Then again, Jennifer has never come out and expressly said, “No, I will never have children because I really don’t want them so never ask me again” (as far as I can recall). Not that she should have to – and like she points out, there’s a number of reasons people don’t have children and what those reasons are aren’t really our business. It’s just a shame that she gets painted as some dried up old spinster while Angelina, for instance, is bathed in the heavenly light of having a brood of children. That’s no shade to Angelina, either – she didn’t perpetuate that image, the media did. Live your life, Jen. Fry your own tortillas, enjoy your fiance’s eyeballs and chill child-free, if that’s what you want. I ain’t mad at you. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook