Men, you’ve always wanted a hairy chest, right? Yeah, sure. Well now you can have a hairy chest that you can proudly display – without taking your shirt off!
This Hairy Chest Sweater, created by Firebox, is a 100% polyester (yeah, baby, YEAH!) sweater that looks like a man’s hairy chest. Ladies, you can wear this too! Okay, maybe not.
The virile sweater makes it look like you have a hairy, but not too hairy, chest, and it even comes with it’s own bling, a gold dollar sign necklace. So pimp. Well, everything but the arms. You’ll look like you have sagging skin on your arms, but forget that, YOU HAVE A HAIRY CHEST!
Firebox describes the benefits of owning your own hairy chest sweater:
- Thick, luxuriant chest-rug
- Stay warm during winter hibernation
- Experience possible increased attraction from bears
Bears? Oh, thoooose types of bears! Heh.
So, are you ready to order your new hairy chest sweater? Too bad. It was just an April Fool’s joke by Firebox. The product doesn’t actually exist. I have to say though, of all the lame April Fool’s jokes out there, this one was my favorite.
Rock out with your hairy chest out!
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