Kanye West covers the August issue of GQ Mag. That’s all we’ve got! We got the cover and ZERO quotes, which can only mean that the next week is going to an insane drip-drip of Full-On Yeezus as GQ parcels out Kanye’s on-the-record rants. I can’t wait…? I’m actually not sure how I feel about it. I’m one of the few who enjoys Kanye’s rants. I get a kick out of them. He’s crazy, yes, but sometimes he has 1% legitimacy buried under the 99% narcissism. I just wish he would rant about stuff that actually mattered and not spend two hours spewing crazy shiz about leather jeggings. Kim liked his cover too – she gushed about on her Instagram: “So sexy! My husband on the cover of GQ shot by Patrick Demarchelier!!!”
Meanwhile, Kanye’s community service is going well, according to TMZ. Kanye’s been doing his community service at LA Trade Technical College (a budget fashion school, not Parsons or something). TMZ says Yeezus got “glowing reviews from the judge” after completing 30 hours (out of 240 mandated). Apparently, Kanye is also “performing excellently” in his anger management. Damn, I forgot about the anger management. There’s some therapist out there who has already done 10 sessions with Kanye. That poor bastard.

