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Kim Kardashian is buying a private island to build North West a theme park

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Ah, how the rich live. So dumb, so pointless. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West apparently have so much money between them, that they want to buy a private island off the coast of Australia on which they can build a Neverland-like theme park for their daughter, North West. From The Mirror: She is known to shower her only child with lavish gifts while they jet-set around the world together, but Kim Kardashian’s daughter North now reportedly looks set to get own private theme park to play around in. According to New Idea magazine, the curvaceous TV star is secretly looking into purchasing Turtle Island in Queensland, Australia, for the sum of $5 million AUD. The publication goes onto to state that Kim will most likely rename the idyllic location Isle Kardashian, which is said to boast views of the Great Barrier Reef. Private Islands Online says the property in question is fit for a “movie star or recluse celebrity”, and includes a four-bedroom mansion, helipad, botanical gardens and a swimming pool. Meanwhile, New Idea suggests Nori could soon be enjoying her own water slide and ferris wheel. Huh. That seems like a colossal waste of money, but then, so’s everything else these idiots do, so… Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Do you want to build a meth lab?

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If there’s one thing the internet loves, it’s mashups, and I’m not quite sure why. Two of the most popular pieces of entertainment that people love to mash shit with are Breaking Bad and Frozen. But what if you put them together? What then? Well, you come up with ‘Do You Want to Build a Meth Lab?’ and the results are… well, you decide: Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Newsflash: Jennifer Lawrence is pretty gross

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Jennifer Lawrence has become a national treasure over the past several years. She’s a great actress, but she’s also not part of the snooty Hollywood crowd – not really. She’s one of us. She loves eating real food and sometimes she shits herself. Don’t we all? I mean… or something. Speaking of eating, her Hunger Games co-star Liam Hemsworth revealed something rather unpleasant about JLaw’s habits during an interview on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Friday night. You know how Jennifer and Liam had to share some passionate moments as Katniss and Gale in The Hunger Games? Well, before they’d get started, Jennifer would make sure to eat something disgusting to have AWFUL breath for their special moment. “Anytime I had to kiss Jennifer was pretty uncomfortable.” “When you look at it on the outside, it looks like a great picture. She’s one of my best friends, I love her, but if we had a kissing scene, she would make a point of eating garlic or tuna fish or something that was disgusting. Right before the scene she’d be like, ‘Yeah, I ate tuna’ or ‘I had garlic, and I didn’t brush my teeth.’ And I’d be like, ‘Fantastic, I can’t wait to get in there and taste it!’” Sounds charming! Except not. I can dig Jennifer Lawrence, but that’s just disgusting. “Funny”? Eh, I guess depends on who you ask. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Bill Cosby doesn’t want to talk about those rape allegations

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Until recently, most people weren’t aware of the fact that Bill Cosby had several allegations of rape and sexual assault against him. The number of women claiming that they were abused by Cosby is at about 20 now – all different women from different places, of different ages and who encountered him at different times – and it took a joke from a recent Hannibal Burress stand-up routine to get anyone talking about it again. One person who doesn’t want to talk about it, unfortunately, is Cosby himself. During an interview on NPR last week about an unrelated project, host Simon Scott asked Cosby for his response to the allegations brought against him. His response? Sit and stare silently while shaking his head. Seriously. According to host Scott Simon, Cosby shook his head and didn’t say a word. Cosby and his wife Camille had been discussing their collection of African art on NPR’s Weekend Edition. Simon prodded: “There are people who love you who might like to hear from you about this. I want to give you the chance.” But Cosby stayed quiet. (via HP) Wow. Of course, people wanted to know why, if Cosby was an innocent man who 20 random women just decided to lie about because they had nothing better to do with their days, he didn’t defend himself. Well, he’s got a lawyer to do that for him, now (via TMZ): Cosby’s lawyer says, “Over the last several weeks, decade-old, discredited allegations against Mr. Cosby have resurfaced. The fact that they are being repeated does not make them true.” The lawyer adds, “Mr. Cosby does not intend to dignify these allegations with any comment. He would like to thank all his fans for the outpouring of support and assure them that, at age 77, he is doing his best work.” Uh, in what world does this dude live? I mean, I know Cosby is paying him to say nice shit and basically try and defend his honour, but “he’s doing his best work”???? Yeah, okay. It’s a shame that people are so reticent to believe something so blatant, simply because Cosby was a beloved TV and family figure from our pasts. Jimmy Saville was one of the most charitable and well-known performers in England, and it only came to light after his death just how vile and disgusting he was and how many children and teenage girls had their lives ruined by his predatory sexual abuse. Sorry, Cosby is no longer a national hero – and it’s clear as these allegations come out that he never was. Just because we don’t want to believe it doesn’t mean it’s not true. Too bad he’ll probably kick the bucket before he has to pay for any of his crimes. I understand that we live in an “innocent until proven guilty” country, and that’s fine – maybe there’s a tiny sliver of a chance that ALL of these women made up random stories about being abused by Cosby just for fun and because they’re sad and pathetic. The fact that many of their narratives are shockingly similar – despite not knowing one another and never having met – is a total coincidence! Cosby is innocent! But sorry, I just don’t think so. He had the access and the status to take advantage of women and he did it, and that makes him disgusting. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Kendall Jenner is the new face of Estée Lauder

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We all know that 2014 was the year Kendall Jenner came into her own and became a serious model, beloved by the fashion industry. She’s walked in fancy runway shows, done ~avant garde~ photo shoots with la-di-da high end brands and now, things have got even better for her: Kendall is the new face of Estée Lauder! If you’re like me (and most of the world), you probably think Estée Lauder is… not really a young person’s brand. They’ve revamped their image over the past couple of years to try and draw in the younger crowd, and this seems like the latest move in that campaign. Will it work? Who knows. That being said, Estée Lauder does make some GREAT products for any age if you can get past the somewhat dowdy vibe – the Perfectionist Youth-Infusing Foundation, for example, is BEYOND amazing… just, you know, in case you wanted a recommendation. In any case, yeah, this is great for Kendall and all, but it is a rather perplexing choice. By making her the face of the brand, they’re obviously making a move to COMPLETELY overhaul their image and I’m not sure how that will go over, especially to those who have been faithful to Estée Lauder for years. Over at the EL website, Kendall shares some of her “favourites” from the brand – i.e. someone curated a collection of items that feasibly she could maybe wear, at least when they’re doing a photo shoot for the campaign. Sorry, I just don’t buy that she wears this shit. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Robert Pattinson’s Weird Hair: Hell Yes Or God No?

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Robert Pattinson, summoner of egos, decided to shave his head. But unlike what James Franco did, which was a straight-up shave off, this dude went about it a little differently, choosing to shave only the back leaving a puzzling little landing strip right on his damn head: He debuted it at the “the GO GO Gala” in Beverly Hills. He hasn’t explained it, and frankly, I think it needs some explaining. I mean, look at it. I don’t know which among us is gonna vote for a “hells, yes!” on this look, but hey, more power to you. Personally, I’m saying this one is a HUGE, “God, no.” To quote one Facebook commenter (from PEOPLE’s Facebook page), “The back of his head looks like Hitler’s face.” Some other Facebook commenters chose instead to comment with a funny image, like these: I think those sum it up quite nicely. But what do you think? Anyone out there ready to defend the ‘do? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Amanda Bynes On Her Father: “I Haven’t Decided How I’d Want To Murder Him”

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Amanda Bynes is not improving. Things just keep getting worse and worse for the troubled actress. Where we last left off in the Bynes Saga, Ms. Bynes’ parents had given up trying to get back conservatorship, and had moved on. Unfortunately, more troubles are going to follow them, as audio leaked of apparently Amanda Bynes describing how she’d kill her parents. It’s really sad. “Nothing would give me greater pleasure than, like, slitting his throat,” Bynes said, of her father. More, from TMZ: Amanda Bynes dreams of murdering her dad, slitting her mom’s wrists and burning her house down, and she attacks a friend, telling him, “You’re so gay it hurts my feelings” … and it’s all on tape.The audio was recorded a week ago by one of Amanda’s West Hollywood roommates as they drove. It’s the first time we’ve been able to hear Amanda’s ramblings when she goes off the rails.The first audio is tirade against her parents, wishing them dead. The second audio is a rant that ends with a homophobic attack.Members of Amanda’s family tell TMZ … they wanted us to post the audio … which could be a wake-up call for medical professionals to intervene and get her help. Since they want us to share the audio, here it is. The first clip is her attack on her parents; the second is an attack on her roommates (those pour souls): God, I feel so awful for her parents in all this. It’s gotta break their hearts. I can’t imagine what it must be like to hear your own daughter say such terrible things about you. But at least they know she’s not well, and it’s coming from an unhealthy place. If only Bynes wanted to get well. It doesn’t seem like she does. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook