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Heidi Montag wants to be someone’s mother

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt aren’t fit to take care of themselves, let alone take care of another living being. However, something put childbearing into Heidi Montag’s mind and she posted a photo of an ovulation testing kit on Instagram… unbeknownst to Spencer, of course. Kewl. It’s not like they’re completely and utterly broke with no career prospects, no real world skills and a massive interest in even being parents to begin with. I mean, listen to what Spencer told Hollywood Life just last year! I don’t think either of us have real careers. I look at families and the world and providing—right now we don’t have to worry about it. But to add on how to afford kids to go to private school, to have clothes, to go to college … I have no concept of how any of that stuff is possible! Me either, Spencer. Me either. I fear for this yet-to-be-conceived child, I truly do. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Is Patrick Schwarzenegger Miley Cyrus’ New Man?

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Miley Cyrus, MAC Viva Glam spokesperson, may have found a new man, and in Patrick Schwarzenegger — you know, Arnold‘s kid. (By the way, I’m still unclear if Patrick wants to go with Shriver or Schwarzenegger as a last name — he uses both, and PEOPLE went with Schwarzenegger, so I will, too.) They were photographed making out at a USC game (above). I am dying that he’s holding his phone in one hand. PEOPLE claims he’s using it to take a selfie of their kiss. Yeah, I don’t think so. Here’s more on the “story”: It wasn’t the first time they had turned up together. The model-actor and pop star, both 21, were spotted riding together in a chauffeured SUV on Wednesday after they left a Q&A session in Hollywood for a film produced by Schwarzenegger’s mom, Maria Shriver, titled Still Alice, TMZ reported. They were also seen together on Halloween when they hit up Universal’s Haunted Hayride, and a source confirmed to PEOPLE they’d been visiting each other’s homes. Okay, so I guess they’re a thing now. Miley hasn’t posted anything about it on her Twitter or Instagram…yet. Patrick hasn’t tweeted about it or instagrammed it either. It’s hard to say who is a worse influence. Patrick is kind of a jerk, and Miley is, well, Miley. What do you think of this coupling? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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“French hottie Gaspard Ulliel is always welcome stateside” links

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Oh, hello Gaspard Ulliel. He was at the AFI Fest in LA this week! He’s