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Charles Manson is getting married to the owner of his fansite

Talk about a tale of finding love in a hopeless place! Charles Manson, who is now a ripe-old 80 years of age, is getting married to 26-year-old Afton Elaine Burton. Burton goes by the name “Star” for some reason and not only is she clearly insane, but she’s also the owner of a Charles Manson fansite and has spent several years trying to exonerate him for the endless crimes he’s committed. From ABC News: No date has been set, but a wedding coordinator has been assigned by the prison to handle the nuptials, and the couple has until early February to get married before they would have to reapply. Manson is imprisoned in California State Prison, Corcoran. His bride-to-be lives nearby and maintains several websites advocating his innocence. The woman left her Midwestern home at 19 to move closer to Manson, who was convicted in the notorious murders of seven people, including pregnant actress Sharon Tate. The wedding will likely happen in December, she told the Associated Press. “Y’all can know that it’s true,” she said. “It’s going to happen.” “I love him,” she added. “I’m with him. There’s all kinds of things.” Isn’t that heartwarming? True love does exist! Keep in mind Charles is not eligible for parole until 2027, when he’d be in his mid-90s, and chances are he won’t last that long (nor will he get out when he IS eligible). What is wrong with people?! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Matthew McConaughey brought his family to the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Alright, alright, alriiiiiight. (Sorry, I couldn’t help myself!) Matthew McConaughey has had a long and illustrious career in Hollywood, and it’s about time he was honoured for it, right? He got his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Monday and adorably decided to bring wife Camila Alves and his three children to the event. Cute family, right? The kids are 6-year-old Levi, 4-year-old Vida and 2-year-old Livingston and they’re adorable. Also, it looks so warm in California! I had to wear a padded jacket and keep my hands inside the sleeves in the 35F temperatures this morning when I went to get my coffee (still rockin’ that iced, all winter long!) so it’s looking particularly inviting at the moment. Congrats to Matthew, though – well deserved honour! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Willow and Jaden Smith are absolutely bonkers

Willow and Jaden Smith, children of Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith, aged 14 and 16, have actually lost their damn minds. They teamed up for a new interview with The New York Times’ T Magazine that will make every synapse in your brain misfire with its sheer insanity. I can’t even tell you what they talk about in the interview because none of it means anything. I suppose, in essence, they’re discussing life, time, the spiritual world… but even then, that’s a stretch. Without further ado, I’ll just share some excerpts: I’m curious about your experience of time. Do you feel like life is moving really quickly? Is your music one way to sort of turn it over and reflect on it? WILLOW: I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist. JADEN: It’s proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It’s relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it’s also such a thing that you can get lost in. WILLOW: Because living. JADEN: Right, because you have to live. There’s a theoretical physicist inside all of our minds, and you can talk and talk, but it’s living. WILLOW: It’s the action of it. JADEN: Exactly. Because your mind has a duality to it. So when one thought goes into your mind, it’s not just one thought, it has to bounce off both hemispheres of the brain. When you’re thinking about something happy, you’re thinking about something sad. When you think about an apple, you also think about the opposite of an apple. It’s a tool for understanding mathematics and things with two separate realities. But for creativity: That comes from a place of oneness. That’s not a duality consciousness. And you can’t listen to your mind in those times — it’ll tell you what you think and also what other people think. I… you… it’s… what? I don’t understand! Maybe that’s the problem, though. I mean, THEY seem to understand. They even have thoughts on babies! WILLOW: Breathing is meditation; life is a meditation. You have to breathe in order to live, so breathing is how you get in touch with the sacred space of your heart. JADEN: When babies are born, their soft spots bump: It has, like, a heartbeat in it. That’s because energy is coming through their body, up and down. WILLOW: Prana energy. JADEN: It’s prana energy because they still breathe through their stomach. They remember. Babies remember. WILLOW: When they’re in the stomach, they’re so aware, putting all their bones together, putting all their ligaments together. But they’re shocked by this harsh world. JADEN: By the chemicals and things, and then slowly… WILLOW: As they grow up, they start losing. JADEN: You know, they become just like us. Welp, I’m out of here. I officially don’t know what in the hell is going on anymore. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Amanda Bynes is sorry you found out about her wanting to murder her dad

Look, I know Amanda Bynes is seriously mentally ill and in need of real, sustained help, but this is a celebrity gossip site and she is a celebrity. We’re reporting on it, okay? Okay. Last weekend her roommates released some audio recording of Amanda fantasizing about how she wants to kill her dad, and that made it clearer than ever that the girl is not only a danger to others, but to herself, as well. Things have finally gone too far for Amanda, and she’s decided to release a statement (to Access Hollywood, of all places) on the recordings. “I’m sorry I trusted people who clearly were not my friends and capitalized on my illness. I am doing my best to get better. I am truly sorry for the statements I made. I am sorry for any pain I caused my family and others,” Amanda said in a statement released to Access by her attorney, David Esquibias. “I am thankful for everyone’s patience and understanding. I never expected others to take advantage and profit from my condition. I’m disappointed with those who lulled me into a false sense of security only to find out they really are only interested in selling my privacy to the media.” I mean, obviously these “friends” she was staying with are scumbags and she should get away from them (and into a mental health facility, but that’s neither here nor there), but also… she clearly was talking about hurting her family. While she later tweeted that she was “joking” (no doubt on the advice of her attorney), sorry… no one jokes about that. Especially not when they have a publicly acrimonious relationship with their parents. Someone get her some help soon, seriously. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook