Scientology Leader’s Wife — Found?

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Well THAT was fast. Shelly Miscavige, wife of Scientology leader/ruler David Miscavige, has apparently been found after being missing for seven years. Except, that, according to the church, she was never missing. She just wasn’t seen in public. Ever. And if you asked about her, and wouldn’t stop, people would get very angry. This is what Leah Remini discovered, which is why she filed a missing person’s report for Shelly with the LAPD.

TMZ has been covering the story…religiously. (Sorry, couldn’t help it.)

After hearing about the police report, the Church of Scientology released this statement (via TMZ):

This is just harassment. It is a publicity stunt cooked up by a small band of unemployed fanatics who live on the fringe of the Internet.

Where is this “fringe of the Internet” and how can I get there? And just like that, the LAPD closed the case, because, according to TMZ,

cops had a face-to-face meeting with her … Law enforcement tells TMZ they have determined the missing persons allegation is “unfounded.”

And which out-of-work Scientologist actress did they hire to play Mrs. Miscavige, I wonder?

Seriously, I am not buying any of this. Leah Remini, you better watch your back.

Thanks to Evil Beet