I often go back and forth on whether I like Scott Disick. He’s an insensitive megadouche, for sure. A lot of that is his given role in the Kardashian Klan. This is a topic we’ve discussed on many occasions. I’m convinced that Scott has found a way to survive in the Klan. Unlike the other dudes, he will not be beaten down or chased off. Some would say Scott deserves his spot as villain. I think he rather enjoys it.
Scott hasn’t had an easy time of things lately. Both of his parents passed away this year, and he drank himself into the hospital for alcohol poisoning. Amidst all of this life upheaval, Scott and Kourtney learned that they are expecting their third child. The moment that Kourtney told Scott about this baby was not a private one. She told him in front of the KUWTK cameras. It did not go over well. E! has a clip of this argument/discussion:
Kourtney: “Can you shut the door for a second? I just wanted to tell you … [pauses for effect] … that I am pregnant”
Scott: “Okay, I thought you just … [sighs] … you just keep suckering me into these kids.
Kourtney: “I wasn’t, like, planning this.
Scott: “I can’t handle all this responsibility.”
Kourtney: “Responsibility? For what?
Scott: “I just can’t take care of more kids.”
Kourtney: “We have two children.”
Scott: “You’ve known this for how long?”
Kourtney: “Ummmmmm …”
Scott: “Well, when’s the last time you had your period?”
Kourtney: “March?”
Scott: “So you were pregnant when I took you away on your birthday?”
Kourtney: “I mean, I knew …”
Scott: “This is ridiculous. It’s always so sneaky with you.”
Kourtney: “Oh. My. Gosh!”
Scott: “You need to stop lying to me, and tell me honestly what’s happening.”
Kourtney: “I didn’t know.”
Scott: “What do you mean? You didn’t drink. Obviously, you knew.”
Kourtney: “My plan was to wait until …”
Scott: “Until the kid popped out of you?”
Kourtney: “Right. So you don’t have to be anxious the whole time.”
Scott: Oh my goodness. This isn’t good. I just kinda thought at two we weren’t going to have more kids. This is ridiculous.”
Kourtney: “This was not a plan.”
Scott: “You just keep suckering me into …”
Kourtney: “What? It takes two to tango. Like, what did you think was gonna happen?”
[From E! Online]
Yep, I transcribed that whole conversation. Mostly out of morbid curiousity and to analyze the language of a couple who argues about a pregnancy in front of cameras. Who does that? Kardashians. It does sound like Scott was genuinely taken aback by the announcement. Yes, he and Kourtney were obviously hitting it in order to make a baby. That much is true. I don’t know who to believe in this conversation. Is Scott really a douche who thinks Kourtney “suckered” him into having another kid? Or is Kourtney just as bad as Scott is? They’ve both admitted in the past that they rarely have sex. This family, I swear.
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