September 2014

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Chris Pratt and Ariana Grande ‘SNL’ promos are here!

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Chris Pratt is hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live this weekend, and the musical guest is none other than America’s (least) favourite diva, Ariana Grande. NBC put out promos for the episode yesterday, and needless to say, they are… uncomfortable at best. Ariana has the personality of paint on a wall, and you KNOW homegirl was fuming that SNL dared to film the right side of her face. I love that even in the still, she’s got her face sorta turned to the left so the camera catches more of that angle. I wish I knew why she was so nuts and what the deal is with the other side of her face. It’s not like she’s got some droopy eye or some shit, so I’m guessing this is pure Hollywood special snowflake insanity. Chris Pratt will probably be funny, though! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Justin Bieber needs surgery after cliff diving accident

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Another day, another instance of Justin Bieber doing something idiotic – only this time, he may be paying the price for it. You see, young JB thought it’d be a good idea (after a long day of trying to skateboard?) to go cliff diving, only things went wrong and he busted his eardrum, causing damage that probably needs to be corrected with surgery. Busted my ear drum cliff diving. Doc says might need surgery now. Sucks. — Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) September 24, 2014 Don’t worry, though – he won’t let that stop him from terrorizing YOUR eardrums! He’s still planning to make new music. My ear drum might back us up a little but I'm still bringing you this new music. Much love. Damn u cliff diving! — Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) September 24, 2014 I wish his eardrum could “back us up” forever so we never had to hear from this little shit again. I doubt we’ll get that lucky. Experiences like this should teach him some valuable lessons in risk assessment, reckless behaviour, etc, but we all know he’ll continue to do stupid shit for the rest of his life, so whatever. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Pregnant Mila Kunis shops at Target just like us

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Can I just take a minute to ask a very serious question, here? How the hell long has Mila Kunis been pregnant? Homegirl is rivaling Jessica Simpson for the longest pregnancy in history, I feel. And frankly, she looks pretty miserable about it – though to be fair, she could be miserable because she can’t even shop in Target in peace without a paparazzo’s camera in her face. I suppose that’s more likely. Either way, I feel for the girl. In any case, Mila was on the hunt for bargains at an LA Target. No word on what she bought (because seriously, who cares?) or any of that, but she looks – other than fed up – really healthy. She hasn’t even got the swollen pregnancy ankles! (Having never been pregnant, I kinda assume that happens to most pregnant women, so it’s always surprising to see a lack of third trimester cankles.) But seriously, when is she due?! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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“Chris Hemsworth’s new film ‘Black Hat’ looks kind of cheeseball” links

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Here’s the trailer for Chris Hemsworth’s new movie, Black Hat (which was formerly called Cyber).

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Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks are no longer a couple

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Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks have been dating for what seems like forever – in reality, it’s been a few years (which is like eternity in Hollywood years, anyway). Unfortunately, their romance has come to an end and the relationship is over… but it’s okay! They’re totally cool about it! From US Weekly: Speak for yourself! Jason Derulo confirmed that he and Jordin Sparks have called it quits during an interview with KDWB in Minneapolis on Thursday, Sept. 25, but said that everything is “cool.” Although Derulo was at first hesitant to talk about the news (he told radio host Lucas “I’d rather not” when first asked about the split) he did say that they’ll remain friends. “Everything is cool man,” Derulo said when asked if the two will stay pals. “It’s not a bad situation, it’s not one of those kinds of things,” he added. Apparently they’re both actually pretty upset about this (says “a source”) and it’s all down to the fact that they work and travel too much to actually have any time together. That’s unfortunately the sort of sad compromise you make when you’re in the public eye – and I think why a lot of these Hollywood relationships don’t really last. If you never see each other and you’re so focused on being a star, it doesn’t leave much room for forming deep and lasting love. I mean, I guess it happens… but it’s pretty rare. Now I’m sad just thinking about those 10,000 roses. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Britney Spears got a haircut!

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Oh, snap! Britney Spears is getting her beauty on and now has a new fancy bob haircut. I wasn’t sure how I felt about this, but then I compared it to photos of her weird semi-wavy extensions and I’d say this is a definite upgrade. She looks sleek, chic and… vaguely constipated in the above photo, but I think it suits her! BritBrit debuted the look while she was promoting her new line of lingerie in Germany – the day before it was the same old droopy locks. I guess this is supposed to make us feel like we’re invested in quality thongs when we buy her stuff, right? You don’t even need to be in a relationship to buy it! You can wear it to bed all by yourself, just like Britney herself. What do you think of her new look? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook