Caught on video! Female jogger poops in man’s New Mexico yard, FOUR different times!
At first the homeowner thought a homeless person may have pooped in his yard. Then when it kept happening, he set up a surveillance camera to catch the pooping perpetrator. He was shocked to see it was a woman…a young female jogger. The young blonde stops, pulls her shorts down and poops next to some garbage cans. Then, without wiping, she carries on her merry way as if nothing happened.
“This is malicious fecal distribution,” says the homeowner, who does not want to be identified. “She’s come back multiple times.”
Sure, it sounds funny, even hilarious. But how weirded out would you be if this happened at your home? Pretty sure I would wait inside one of the garbage cans and scare the poop out of her when she arrived next. With cam in hand, of course. There are so many ways you could stop her from doing this that would actually be rather fun to carry out. :)
Anyhow, the man did record it, and he turned it over to his local news channel, so hopefully someone will be able to identify the poop bandit. I might have to keep on top of this story, I can’t wait until the pooper is identified. What a thing to be known for…
(Kudos to the anchor who kept a stoneface during the entirety of this segment. I would have been DYING.)
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