Ben Affleck should absolutely buy a yacht to celebrate the Bennifer reunion

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Ben Affleck smokes while Samuel finishes swimming practice

I’ve said repeatedly here in writing and in the podcast that before the end of the year, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are totally going to recreate the “Jenny From the Block” music video in real life. We’ve already got the paparazzi shots of them making out at a restaurant, and paparazzi photos of them on a balcony. One of the most iconic images from that music video is a bikini-clad Jennifer lying on her stomach on a yacht, while Ben leans over her, rubbing and kissing her famous ass. It’s still amazing and it’s still high art! And I’ve been trying to get these two on a yacht ever since we learned that they were getting back together. Well, guess what? Ben might buy a yacht to celebrate their love.

Ben Affleck has wasted no time slipping back into the old high-rolling life he led when he first dated Jennifer Lopez in 2002 – gambling at the Wynn in Las Vegas until 3 am, packing on the PDA with J.Lo at restaurants. But now that he’s looking to splash out on a multi-million dollar megayacht, friends are worried the 48-year-old might be trying too hard to impress his ex.

“It’s really the whole James Bond fantasy he’s had for years with the gambling and the alpha male posturing. Lusting after megayachts has always been part of that,” an insider tells Us. Some pals are worried about where Ben’s wild ride will lead.

“It’s great to see him happy and in love again, but the speed in which they are moving forward is unprecedented,” adds another source. Bust the insider says Affleck thinks a yacht is the perfect way to celebrate Bennifer 2.0. “That’s the thing he and Jennifer have in common: Bigger is always better.”

[From Us Weekly, print edition]

Can we form a prayer circle for Ben to buy a yacht? Please let it happen. Please let him name it after Jennifer in some way too. Obviously, he’s not going to name his yacht Jennifer, Jen or Jenny. But maybe J.Lo? Name it “Jenny From The Block” omg. People used to call her La Guitarra because of her shape, that would be a GREAT boat name. He could call the boat FLY GIRL. Anyway, yes, Ben, you should absolutely buy a yacht. And contact me for boat names. I’m so excited that we’re going to see Ben rubbin’ ass on deck of the Fly Girl by the end of the summer.

real thing that I emailed to @celebitchy: “Yacht Butt-Rubbing Szn” pic.twitter.com/9pABpiyEts

— Kaiser@Celebitchy (@KaiseratCB) June 19, 2021

Ben Affleck smokes while Samuel finishes swimming practice

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