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Here’s a Post-Birth Kim Kardashian Taking A Nap

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I bet you all have been desperate to know how Kim Kardashian is since giving birth to North West (she’s got her own tag now, y’all!), and more importantly, how she LOOKS! (Not really.) Well, Khloe Kardashian is here to grant your desires and she’s got a gift for you – a picture of Kim sleeping. I’m not sure if this is meant to be particularly groundbreaking or what, considering you can’t see much besides her face, but it’s important since it’s the ~first post-birth picture~ I guess.

I think it’s hilarious that the first picture we’re seeing of Kim since having a baby is her… sleeping. Not her covered in vomit or holding a dirty diaper or looking ragged from being up all night with a crying infant, but sleeping peacefully as if she’s not got a care in the world – and with a full face of makeup, to boot. How many nannies does she have, do you think?

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Baby Kimye Is a Miracle!

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s baby girl doesn’t even have a name yet (well, you know what I mean), but she’s already the talk of the town. And by “the town”, of course I mean every gossip site and entertainment publication ever. Even Kim’s sister Khloe has gotten in on the fun, giving a “statement” about what  “miracle” her new niece is and letting us know that more information will be revealed “when the time is right“. So basically, when a magazine writes a check with a number that looks good to them, eh?

Well, that’s lovely. I just want to know what the kid’s name is!

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Kanye West Thinks Marrying Kim Kardashian Would Damage His Finances

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby together in a few short months, so one would assume that they plan to be together for a long time. Couples don’t have to get married to be committed (holler and let your love RIP, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins), but many choose to walk down the aisle as a show of their everlasting love… or at least for the tax benefits. Turns out, Kanye’s probably dodging poor Kimmycakes because he’s got no intention of exchanging vows since it would be bad for his checkbook. LOL, work that one out.

From Star (via DS):

“Kanye has real money. He won’t marry Kim because it would hurt his finances.

“Kim is a shopaholic! She spends $350,000 a month on her credit cards.

“She pays hundreds of thousands of dollars for designers to custom-make clothes for her, and she spent millions on Louis Vuitton handbags to match each outfit.”

Uh, $350,000 a month? Are you shitting me? I don’t think I could even find $350,000 worth of shit to buy in a year, let alone a month. Then again, I guess even the entire Primark summer collection wouldn’t add up to half that, so maybe we’re on different scales, here.

I think the real reason Kanye won’t marry Kim is because, duh, he doesn’t want to be with her. It’s clear he’s having major regrets about having dipped his pen into that ink, if you feel me, and he’s not trying to put a ring on it. He never was. There’s no way in hell this baby thing was planned, AT ALL, and something tells me it wasn’t a welcome surprise.

Also, here’s a present for getting through this article, but you’ll have to go behind the cut as it’s a little… disturbing.

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Told you!

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Kanye West Wants His Baby to Be French, Kim Kardashian Not So Much

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Ah, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West – a love story for the ages! Kim’s going to be popping out Kanye’s progeny any day now, and it’s terrifying to think of these two as parents. Turns out if Kanye had his way, we wouldn’t even HAVE to think about them, because they’d be raising baby Kimye in Paris as a sophisticated French kid – something Kim is trying to put a stop to.

From Life & Style:

Life & Style can reveal that although Kim wants her kid to be born in LA, a source close to the Kardashian family dishes, “Kanye wants the baby born in Paris,” explaining, “He would love the baby to have dual citizenship.”

“Kanye is absolutely insistent that the baby will be raised in France, but Kim’s refusing to let that happen,” the insider details in the new issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now. “It’s so important for her to be near her family and have the baby grow up around its aunts, uncles and cousins. There’s no way she’ll stop fighting Kanye on this.”

Despite Kanye’s luxe Parisian penthouse the couple could be living in, the insider says of their previous agreed upon arrangement, “They were supposed to spend just three months in Paris. Now he wants to move them permanently to Paris.”

This is Life & Style we’re talking about, so chances are this story had as much thought put into it as a fart. Still, Kanye might just be that insane. Too bad we’ll never know, because Kris Jenner will NOT BE HAVING THAT.

And while Kanye is pushing for his first child to be raised abroad — reportedly a baby girl due in July — Kim has taken measures into her own hands. “Kim is against the idea and wants the baby born in LA with the family doctor who delivered Mason and Penelope,” the source tells Life & Style.

A family friend says Kim, has a strong ally on her side in momager Kris Jenner. “Kris is adamant that this happens and has already reserved the suite at Cedars and paid the deposit.”

But if Kanye knows what’s best, he’ll take this one as a loss. “Kanye isn’t happy,” the insider says. “But he doesn’t think he can win this one.”

Kanye’s ego may have the power of the Abominable Snowman, but it’s no match for the monster that is momager Kris. Doesn’t he know this by now?

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Saturday Special: Kim & Kanye – Have Two People Ever Been More In Love?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are going to bring a child into this world in a few months, and after watching the above video, I’m more convinced than ever that the baby’s parents are 100% totally in love and happy together. Kanye’s definitely not regretting ever having fulfilled his masturbatory fantasy of f-cking Kim K and Kim most definitely isn’t thinking that this whole thing might have been much better if she’d just stayed with her oafy ex-husband. Look at how happy they are! Look at the affection and tenderness between them, the contented smiles on their faces! Oh, wait…

This clip is gold. He doesn’t even open the door for her! Now, I can see the comments coming already: not all couples like PDA, chivalry is an outdated notion, blah blah blah. But dudes – she’s massively pregnant and they both look miserable.

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Kanye West is staying in Paris to avoid being on Kim Kardashian’s reality show

Here are some more photos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about in NYC yesterday. Two days in a row! Kanye let Kim famewhore him two days in a row! Kanye doesn’t look too happy about it, but he’s really been looking miserable with Kim for a while now. Is it the end? Or are they going to power through for another year or so? Dunno. But Radar says Kanye has been keeping his distance because he doesn’t want to be keeping up with Kardashians.

Their get-together in New York on Monday won’t be for long. It’s only a matter of time before Kanye West will be back working in Paris and staying as far away as possible from Kim Kardashian‘s reality TV world, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

Kanye is recording in Paris and a source familiar with the situation tell RadarOnline: “He doesn’t want to appear on Keeping Up with the Kardashians and being out of the country made that impossible.”

The perfect excuse? While some may think so, Kim has explained their separation by blaming work commitments. But a source tells Radar that Kanye’s team has advised him that appearing on the Kardashian reality shows is bad for his brand, and his bottom line.

“Kanye did appear on the show several times before he and Kim hooked up but that was because he was trying to get with her. Now that he has her, Kanye wants nothing to do with the reality shows. He most likely won’t appear at all in the upcoming season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kanye won’t even let Kim talk to him on the phone while cameras are rolling. Kanye wants to maintain his private life,” the source says.

During an interview that Ryan Seacrest did with the Kardashian clan for an E! special Kim revealed that the rapper didn’t have time to appear on the show because of his work schedule, but “always enjoys watching it on television.”

Our sources beg to differ with the sex tape star. “Kanye thinks the reality shows are a waste of time, and contribute nothing. He wants Kim to focus on her fashion designs, and maybe pursue an acting career. But he wants her to quit the reality shows.”

[From Radar]

Ha, Kris Jenner will have something to say about THIS. Anyway, Kim already said that she’s contractually obligated for like two or three more seasons, and she plans to honor her contract. You should know that reality show “seasons” are like 13 episodes filmed over a month, so she could knock out three seasons this year easily, and then Kim and ‘Ye could live happily ever after. Ha.

Meanwhile, Kim is still talking about her pregnancy and she’s alluding to the fact that she’s miserable:

After a bumpy start, Kim Kardashian has finally found her pregnancy sweet spot.

“Now I think I’m past all the awkward phases and stages, and once you feel the baby kick, it’s a whole new experience,” the mom-to-be tells the Huffington Post.

“I finally really embrace it. I love it now, but it took a minute. It was a lot … of body changes and stuff.”

Kardashian, 32, has even managed to allow her fears of the future — mainly the labor and delivery of her first child — to fade away.

“At the beginning, that was what I feared the most, and now, I mean, it’s inevitable,” she says of giving birth. “It’s gonna happen — I’m really not worried or nervous.”

The reality star and her boyfriend Kanye West already know whether they’ll be filling their home with shades of pink or blue — but they’re not sharing. And with so much media attention, the expectant actress admits the couple have had to get creative to keep the baby’s sex a secret.

“We buy all white,” she says with a laugh. “Or we’ll go and buy both [girl and boy clothing], and then no one will know!”

[From People]

I can’t really hate on Kim for being scared of the delivery. I suspect that she’s already scheduled a C-section anyway, and I have no judgment for her about that. I will have a panic attack if I even think about childbirth and now that I’m watching Call the Midwife regularly, my childbirth fears have gotten MUCH worse. But seriously, Kim is going to have the drugs and the C-section. Bet on it!

Also – it’s been confirmed by Life & Style that Kim and Kanye will be at the Met Gala together on May 6th! Kanye is performing and it’s believed that Anna Wintour was trying to deny Kim for the second year in a row, but I guess Wintour relented. Kim is going to be there!

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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Kim K Didn’t Want To Go On Her Honeymoon With Kris Humphries And Now He’s Using It Against Her

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are dragging up all kinds of unresolved stuff in their settlement conferences on this long and annoying road to divorce. Humphries is alleging that their wedding was a scam. Which is why he’s bringing up this honeymoon thing. From The Daily Mail:

Kim Kardashian did not want to go on honeymoon with Kris Humphries, it has been reported.

Kris was the one to push for the honeymoon. Kim didn’t want to go on the honeymoon because they were scheduled to move to New York City to begin filming Kourtney & Kim Take New York,’ a source told Radar Online.

‘She also complained she was stressed out from planning the wedding. Kris was stunned and very hurt because it was important to him that they go away. Remember, he wasn’t playing basketball at the time because of the NBA strike, and they wouldn’t be able to take one for a year.’

The insider then claimed that Kim hired a photographer to come and snap photos of the couple while they soaked up the sun.

‘Kim finally relented. Kris was absolutely dumbfounded when a photographer appeared out of nowhere and started taking pics of them by the pool,’ the source said. ‘Kim happily posed, and Kris realised her camp had arranged it.’

At her divorce deposition Kim confessed that she was against going on the holiday, which Kris is allegedly using as part of his case against the 32-year-old reality star, claiming their marriage was fraud.

Kim would of course never fake anything regarding her life or her show (as if there’s a distinction.)

Ray J, you can have her.

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