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Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Dress

So it happened. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married in Florence this weekend and it didn’t involve all of the world’s communication systems being appropriated to broadcast the couple’s vows, or any planets being forcibly re-aligned to spell out KIMYE 4 EVA. Whew.

It was still pretty elaborate though.  The menu sounded insanely yummy, and Elton John, Andrea Bocelli, John Legend and Lana del Rey all performed — though of course Kanye himself took the mic to rap at the end of the first dance. Also, his toast was more of a rant because, well, it’s Kanye.

Kim‘s brother Rob missed the ceremony because of some family drama, while Beyonce was also a no-show (though she did offer her congrats on Instagram).

The only glimpses of Kim’s Givenchy wedding dress we seem to be getting are from Instagram shots, which means they’ve undoubtedly signed a lucrative deal to splash the photos across the pages of some glossy, so don’t expect this story to go away anytime soon.

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Kris Jenner Blabs About Kim And Kanye’s Wedding

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Kris Jenner pretty much needs to use her kids to get any sort of attention. First she flapped her gums about Khloe Kardashian’s divorce, and now she’s blabbing about Kim and Kanye‘s upcoming wedding. Here’s the exclusive she gave People:

We have a pretty big family. I don’t think it will be two people in a chapel, if you know what I mean!

She also admitted that she hasn’t actually been asked to help plan the wedding or do anything, saying,

I don’t know if they’ll [Kim and Kanye] let me jump in. That’s two very creative minds getting together and they definitely have their own ideas.

I can picture exactly what their wedding will be like. From these “two very creative minds” I’m sure we’re going to see:

  • A carnival. A literal carnival. Like a big-ass ferris wheel at the reception.
  • Champagne vending machines.
  • Lots of C-list celebrities throwing themselves in front of cameras, while Jay Z and Beyoncé try their hardest not to be noticed.
  • Life-sized cutouts of Kanye lining the aisle.
  • Kim in 3 different wedding dresses. One of them will be some tacky white Herve Leger bullshit.
  • Kanye interrupting the best man’s toast.
  • Kanye interrupting the father-daughter dance.
  • Kanye interrupting the cake-cutting.

You get the idea.

What do YOU expect from this wedding? Aside from an expensive divorce.

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Surprise! Kim Kardashian Will Take Kanye West’s Last Name When They Marry

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Well, I guess it must be love for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, because Kimmy sure wasn’t willing to take Kris Humphries‘ last name after they tied the knot (not that I blame her). However, when it comes to marrying Kanye, She’ll be glad to add another surname to her own.

From E News:

“It’ll be Kim Kardashian West. Not hyphened. Maybe make [Kardashian], like, the middle.”

Well, that sounds… special. Also, why is it so hard for this girl to form sentences? She rivals Britney in that department! On another note, I wonder if this is something Kanye insisted upon. After all, they’re already doing whatever he wants for the wedding, so why not?

Also, if you cared to know any more goddamn details about Kanye’s stupid proposal, here ya go:

“I cried afterwards. I was shaking. And when you’re like, Is this really happening? But you’re just shaking…I honestly had no idea, none whatsoever,” the 33-year-old admitted. “I knew we were going to San Francisco for my birthday, because he had a show there the next night. So I thought it was just a birthday dinner.”

“My eyes were closed and then I got up and I still the whole time I didn’t think it was a proposal. I thought it was dinner on the baseball field and we had a nice orchestra. I still didn’t get it…when he got on his knee, I kind of figured out what was going on.”

Why do I not believe that Kim had no idea this was happening? More for the show – literally and figuratively!

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Kim Kardashian Is Going To “Honor” Bruce Jenner In Her Wedding

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Kim Kardashian is going to “honor” Bruce Jenner in her wedding to Kanye West…by asking him to walk her down the aisle. Just like he did when she married Kris Humphries. Even though Jenner wasn’t invited to her “surprise engagement.” Here’s more from TMZ:

Kim considers Bruce to be her dad, and she always planned on having him give her away …

Sources tell us as far as Kim is concerned … it doesn’t matter what Bruce’s relationship is with Kris … she would never consider excluding Bruce from such a position of honor.

… As TMZ first reported … Bruce was not invited to the surprise engagement — it’s still unclear whether Kanye or Kris made that decision — although it seems like it was Kris.

This nutty family! Hey, whatever makes her and Bruce happy. And then Kanye. And then, very far down the list, after all the sisters, cousins, family friends, caterers, and valet people, Kris.

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The Crunts Are Getting Married

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In “I could really give a shit” news, Kim and Kanye are getting married. Whoopie!

Dat ass will be spoken for, but who knows if she’ll actually remain faithful. The answer is no, and no, Kanye will not be faithful either, duh. I bet Kris Humphries is laughing his ass off right now, thinking what a moron Kanye West is. Kim was a big, fat pain in the ass for Kris. I still think he got played by the Kardashians from the very beginning. He’s a nice guy who is lucky to have gotten out while he did. Lucky for him he didn’t impregnate her.

But Kanye did, and now he’s marrying her. Kanye & Kim are birds of a fricking feather, I tell ya. I can’t believe either one of them actually loves the other more than themselves. And I’m sure Kim won’t change her last name, because her ‘Kardashian’ name is an empire. And empires are more important than love.

Kanye proposed at AT&T Park in San Francisco, he rented the place out. He proposed, on one knee, with a 15-carat diamond ring by celebrity jeweler Lorraine Schwartz, guaranteeing Kim to say ‘Yes.’

There were fireworks, an orchestra, blah, blah, blah.

Kanye went all out for Kim, making it rough for Kim’s FOURTH husband to top.

Will it last?

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Kim K Didn’t Want To Go On Her Honeymoon With Kris Humphries And Now He’s Using It Against Her

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are dragging up all kinds of unresolved stuff in their settlement conferences on this long and annoying road to divorce. Humphries is alleging that their wedding was a scam. Which is why he’s bringing up this honeymoon thing. From The Daily Mail:

Kim Kardashian did not want to go on honeymoon with Kris Humphries, it has been reported.

Kris was the one to push for the honeymoon. Kim didn’t want to go on the honeymoon because they were scheduled to move to New York City to begin filming Kourtney & Kim Take New York,’ a source told Radar Online.

‘She also complained she was stressed out from planning the wedding. Kris was stunned and very hurt because it was important to him that they go away. Remember, he wasn’t playing basketball at the time because of the NBA strike, and they wouldn’t be able to take one for a year.’

The insider then claimed that Kim hired a photographer to come and snap photos of the couple while they soaked up the sun.

‘Kim finally relented. Kris was absolutely dumbfounded when a photographer appeared out of nowhere and started taking pics of them by the pool,’ the source said. ‘Kim happily posed, and Kris realised her camp had arranged it.’

At her divorce deposition Kim confessed that she was against going on the holiday, which Kris is allegedly using as part of his case against the 32-year-old reality star, claiming their marriage was fraud.

Kim would of course never fake anything regarding her life or her show (as if there’s a distinction.)

Ray J, you can have her.

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