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Kim Kardashian gets the cover of ‘Elle’ UK

Kim Kardashian is on the cover of Elle UK’s January 2015 issue, and she’s surprisingly clothed in these shots! There are three different covers, all shot by French photographer Jean-Baptiste Mondino, and they’re all pretty decent… albeit EXTREMELY Photoshopped. I mean, come on – they’ve literally shaved off 60% of her hips/ass! What world do we live in that someone thinks we’re going to buy that this is Kim Kardashian’s real body? No thanks. Anyhoo, here are the other shots… Third and final cover for @ELLEUK's January 2015 Confidence Issue! http://t.co/JGxEyHOUYE pic.twitter.com/xFkuRoXjKI — Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) November 24, 2014 My second @ELLEUK cover! http://t.co/0hkcQWoFTv pic.twitter.com/WeQi9f3IVi — Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) November 24, 2014 It’s kinda funny she’s covering the “confidence” issue. How can you have confidence in something that only exists digitally? Aye carumba. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Kim Kardashian broke the internet with her giant ass

I’m so sorry to have to do this to you so early in the day. I’m putting the cover photo of Kim Kardashian with her ENTIRE ass front and center on camera behind a cut, not just because it’s NSFW, but because it’s NSFL and I care too much about you all. That’s right, Kim met up with photographer Jean-Paul Goude in Paris and they did this shoot for Paper Mag, which… I’m sorta dumbfounded. Kim has never been shy about getting out her ass, tits, or anything inbetween, but seeing it there, oiled up, right in the center of the frame is… I dunno. A bit off-putting? Completely unattractive? Of course, a woman’s job is not to be attractive 24/7, and that’s fine – if this was done as some statement against the patriarchy or blah blah blah, I could maybe somewhat support it (even if I don’t like it). But the problem is, Kim DOES think this is sexy. This is the only version of sexy she knows… and that’s really, really sad. Anyhow, pic behind the cut. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Welp, there it is, in all its glory. Listen, I know Kim has a giant ass, but doesn’t this look sorta Photoshopped? Like, it’s COMICALLY big. Like, not belonging to a real person big. I’m so confused! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook