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Lindsay Lohan checked into Betty Ford last night, allegedly (update)

Let’s all take a deep breath (of crack fumes) and recap what went down yesterday. Lindsay rejected the Hamptons rehab facility because they wouldn’t let her smoke, so she waited until the very last minute to fly to California (in hysterics, apparently) to check herself into a rehab in Newport Beach called Morningside. LL’s lawyer and the prosecutor met with the judge in an emergency hearing because no one had signed off on this new rehab, and the judge basically said “EH” and let LL stay at Morningside pending further approval. As it turns out, WHILE the hearing was going on, Lindsay had checked out of the rehab because OMG OF COURSE. So here’s what has happened since:

*Allegedly, Lindsay had 12 hours to return to the rehab, which it doesn’t look like she did. This morning, the city attorney is going to go to the judge and ask for an arrest warrant. A source tells Radar, “Lindsay leaving the rehab center that a judge was actually allowing her to stay in was a big mistake. Making that decision has serious consequences and if she doesn’t have her attorney deal with this tonight then the City Attorney is going to go to court in the morning to get a warrant for her arrest.”

*TMZ says that Lindsay never in fact checked into Morningside at all – she just rolled up in her SUV, never got out of the car, and then the SUV left. And she never came back. TMZ says that if Lindsay doesn’t show up by 6 am PST (9 am EST), the arrest warrant will be issued.

*TMZ also says that Lindsay has “begged” Shawn Holley to return as her lawyer because LL is “angry” with Mark Heller for recommending Morningside. TMZ says – and this probably comes straight from the Teflon Cracken’s mouth – that Lindsay “decided she didn’t want to go” to Morningside when she learned (from TMZ!) that Morningside had its license revoked. Ha.

*As for Holley, LL was apparently in contact with her throughout the day yesterday and Holley has agreed to take Lindsay back as a client (OH GOD). Holley has been in touch with prosecutors, trying to get them to agree to a rehab facility other than Morningside. Mark Heller might be fired now?

*And Radar claims that Lindsay has been “cleared” to enter Betty Ford (again), in a deal brokered by Shawn Holley. A source says, “Lindsay cut a last minute deal with the D.A. to go to Betty Ford. Shawn Holley helped to broker the agreement with [Los Angeles] City Attorney [Terry White] late Thursday night. It’s unclear if she has checked in.”

*Radar’s source: “Lindsay cannot stand her current lawyer and thinks he doesn’t know what he is doing. So late Thursday, from hiding, she began calling emailing Shawn incessantly. Shawn has always had a soft spot for Lindsay, even after everything she has pulled. She hates to see her suffering.”

*Another source claims that Lindsay was going to treat Morningside like a hotel: “Lindsay had her ‘publicist’ call all day on Thursday making outrageous demands … like that she needed her cell phone with her at all times. It’s like she thinks Morningside is a hotel. The staff at the facility doesn’t need nor want this drama. Lindsay’s actions on Thursday were very disruptive.”

So, I guess LL will probably be heading back to Betty Ford, which is where she was a few years ago, and they kept giving her day passes to go out drinking. When she returned to that facility after breaking her curfew one night, one of the staffers tried to stop her and punish her and Lindsay beat the woman with a phone. I can’t imagine that Betty Ford wants LL back, but who knows? And I guess she has less than an hour to check in. I’ll update if there’s anything more…

UPDATE: TMZ says that Lindsay is now “safely ensconced” at Betty Ford. Apparently, she checked in last night after Shawn Holley negotiated with the city attorney. TMZ says, “We’re told prosecutors will back off their promise to seek an arrest warrant today … although they still have to get the judge to sign off on Betty Ford, but it looks like that will just be a formality.”

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Lindsay Lohan still guzzling vodka all the time & she’s going to Brazil, of course

Did you know I was actually trying to avoid writing about Lindsay Lohan for a few days? I needed a break because it’s gotten to the point where her crackiness really bothers me. She’s been in LA since her plea deal one week ago, and she’s pretty much been partying non-stop. Go here to see some of the latest photos of Lindsay looking drunk/high/crackie while leaving a “private club” in Santa Monica. So… let’s see if we can get all of this done in one post. Some highlights from several days’ worth of Cracken news:

*Lindsay has scored a “HUGE paycheck” to promote a clothing line in Brazil this week. For whatever reason, Lindsay has another five weeks or so to check herself into rehab, so she’s spending that time partying, clubbing and of course, leaving the country. TMZ claims LL got a “low six-figure payday” to fly to Brazil to promote this clothing line. And that’s not all! She’s going to be filming scenes for Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management this week too.

*As I said, Lindsay is still partying like crazy. “Sources” tell TMZ that Lindsay has been knocking back vodka sodas at her Beverly Hills hotel and when she was in San Diego a few nights ago, she kept ordering vodka on the rocks all night but “Lindsay specifically request that vodka be served from a glass carafe … this way the table would not have any alcohol bottles on it.” Because of course.

*Lindsay keeps telling everyone she knows (at TMZ) that she does not have a substance abuse problem and she does not need professional help. She’s also complaining to everyone she knows that it sucks she’ll be in rehab for her 27th birthday on July 2. Sources tell TMZ that Lindsay had “big birthday plans” involving a huge party in NYC.

*Lindsay is still boning that dude named Avi Snow.

*Lindsay’s assistant Gavin is going to testify today about whether or not Mark Heller “tampered” with him as a witness.

*Remember how Lindsay punched that fortune teller Tiffany Mitchell in NYC? Radar says the New York DA has declined to prosecute Lindsay for assault. Gloria Allred is representing Mitchell, and Allred is already giving statements to the press, so you know this isn’t the end of anything. Allred is basically insinuating that Mitchell will end up suing Lindsay for damages in civil court. Which should be funny.

*Remember how Lindsay’s incompetent lawyer Mark Heller told the judge that Lindsay wants to do her 90 days of “lockdown rehab” in New York? Well, guess what? Crack butt. TMZ says “there appear to be no non-jail rehab facilities that will keep patients in against their will — anywhere in the U.S.” and in New York specifically the only way to be “locked down” in anything resembling rehab is to have a felony conviction for something. Which could totally be arranged. TMZ says there are no lockdown facilities in California either.

*So, what does this “no lockdown rehab” thing mean? TMZ says: “Lindsay’s actual sentence is 90 days in jail, but the judge said he’d allow her to complete it with lockdown rehab. Sources say the prosecutors believed such a facility was available when they offered the plea deal. It would seem a typical 90-day rehab program wouldn’t cut it. Lindsay has been there at least twice before. She constantly snuck out of Cirque Lodge in Utah and allegedly did the same thing at Betty Ford in California.” So… prosecutors are trying to figure it out, and jail is still on the table.

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Hollywood Lawyers Spill The Secrets On Their ‘Egotistical, Narcissistic, Spoiled’ Celebrity Clients!

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Every time I watched Lindsay Lohan in court with her former lawyer Shawn Holley, I also felt the utmost pity for Holley. Not only did she have to put up with Lohan’s shenanigans, but she wasn’t even getting paid (or so the rumor goes about Lohan owing her a ton in legal fees). Well, karma is a bitch and Lilo has ended up with that little troll of a lawyer, the goofy Mark Heller. So there’s that.

We came upon some juicy, fun gossip here. So how would you like to hear Hollywood lawyers dishing on their nasty celebrity clients? Fun right? Well Radar was able to get some of Tinsletown’s celebrity attorneys to talk about what kind of nightmares some of their clients can be. Lawyers like Thomas Mesereau, Shawn Holley, and Blair Berk, who have been known to represent stars such as Michael Jackson, O.J. Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, and Halle Berry.

So let’s get right into it.

While attending an event called Celebrity Behind Bars: When Celebrity Clients Are Charged With Crimes, which was hosted by the Beverly Hills Bar Association earlier this week, Mesereau revealed, “You’re basically dealing with a spoiled brat.”

“You’re dealing with someone who is very narcissistic, egotistical and used to going through people, and it creates a real challenge.”

Radar points out that Mesereau, who once successfully defended Michael Jackson during his 2005 child molestation trial, says (like we didn’t already know) that celebrities are typically surrounded by ‘yes’ men and women.

Says Mesereau, “Usually these celebrities are surrounded by enablers– people who are intent and skilled at preserving their position, whatever it is.”

Shawn Holley, who we’re used to hearing has worked with Lohan, has also worked with O.J. Simpson (she was part of his original defense team in Nicole Brown Simpson’s murder trial). Holley says that she usually has no issues with cameras in the courtrooms, but with Lohan, there was one problem she had (other than Lohan, heh).

Holley said this regarding one of Lindsay’s 2010 courtroom appearances, “What happened was [Lindsay] had ‘f**k you’ [written] on her nail.”

“I sat next to her all day. I didn’t see it, the judge didn’t see, the prosecutor didn’t see it. It was really impossible to see it.”

What did see it was the video camera. I totally remember that! But Holley says it was the cameraman’s fault and said for doing so, he was “extremely irresponsible.”

Blair Berk, who worked with Ozzy Osbourne when Ozzy was accused of basically driving a teen to suicide because of his lyrics back in the 80s, and also Halle Berry, who was accused of a hit and run in 2000, says there’s one thing she won’t do, no matter how famous and powerful her client is.

“I don’t do entourage,” she said adding, “This is a very scary time. I don’t care how famous you are or how minor the criminal defense.”

“It’s a very scary situation when your liberty is at stake…”

Okay, yeah sure I get what Berk is saying, but really Holley? I’m surprised with all that she’s gone through with Lohan and what a pain in the ass she was as a client, she’s still making excuses for her. Amazing.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Lawyer Sucks And She May Go To Jail

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Lindsay Lohan might be really, really screwed. Her lawyer, Mark Heller, sucks so badly that he lied to her and bungled her plea deal. Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in a lockdown rehab facility, meaning she had to get treatment for 90 days straight, in rehab, with no day-passes or permission to leave for any reason until treatment was done.

But there’s a slight hitch in this plan. This lockdown facility doesn’t exist. At least not for people like Ms. Lohan. Lockdown rehab facilities are only available to felons, and Ms. Lindsay “Just My Luck Indeed” Lohan is not a felon. Her lawyer promised something that can’t be done. TMZ explains,

Everyone we spoke with says …there is only 1 rehab facility in New York that is truly lockdown, where patients cannot get out and guards keep them in – Willard Drug Treatment Campus, operated by NY’s Dept. of Correctional Services in collaboration with the Division of Parole.  In order to qualify for admission, the patient MUST have aprior felony.  Lindsay has never been convicted of a felony, so she doesn’t qualify — and this is according to Linda Foglia, the spokesperson for the NY State Dept. of Correctional Services.  Short story …. contrary to what Mark Heller told prosecutors, Lindsay cannot do lockdown rehab in New York.

Worst. Lawyer. Ever. I still don’t think though that she’ll wind up in jail.

BTW enjoy that new angle of Ms. Lohan’s latest mugshot. So Vogue.

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Details of Lohan Plea Deal, Plus Lohan Laughs When Judge Suggests “Don’t Drive”

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Lindsay Lohan will not be going to jail — sorry, everyone! She took the plea deal. Although she was sentenced to 5 days in jail, it looks like that will be combined with her 90 day lockdown in a rehab facility. And let’s be real, even if that wasn’t the case, she’d likely spend 3 hours in jail, tops.

Here are the details of the plea, straight from the judge. Lohan must comply with all of this or she will get 180 days in jail.

24 months on probation. 5 days in jail plus $150 fine plus penalty assessments…a $240 restitution fine…$30 criminal conviction assesment fee…30 days community labor, it may be done in new york…18 months of psychological counseling…my understanding is she’s already begun that? (“That’s correct.”)…90 day residential treatment program. No day-passes, you can’t leave, you must stay in program…she needs proof of enrollment and a progress report on counseling, and a signed letter “with letterhead” confirming that she did community service.

Lohan sounded very, very tired and hoarse. More than usual. All she said was, “Yes sir.” Although she did chuckle twice. Once when she said “Yes” to the judge making clear that she gave up her right for trial. Not sure what was so funny there. The second time she let out a sort of sad, agreeable, tired chuckle was when the judge said,

A suggestion: don’t drive.

She is legally allowed to drive under certain conditions:

You are not to drive with any measure of alcohol or drugs in your system [Note: UH, DUH?]…you are not to drive without valid license and insurance…you are not to use or posses any narcotics…exept for prescriptions…do not assosiate with [drug dealers] or users except in an authorized counseling program…you are to obey all laws and order of court…stay out of trouble.

He then warned,

This is it. you violate your probation…we’re just going to impose the sentence and be done with it. Please take this seriously. You need to comply.

He also added on a,

Search and seizure condition…as part of the plea, she must submit her personal property to search and seizure [to police or parole workers] under probable cause or reasonable suspicion.

If Lohan does all of this without screwing up, she won’t face any jail time and her record will be expunged. It will be like having a “clean slate” as they say. Her probation begins today. In a press conference immediately after the hearing, her lawyer Mark Heller said,

I think that justice was certainly served. I am very confident that you won’t see Lindsay Lohan in any criminal courts any time in the future.

After Heller left, Michael Lohan then got up to the microphones and freaked out saying that Heller screwed Lindsay over and pressured her into a deal. And that he owes him $16,000. Uh…okay? He added, “Get away from the cameras and stop using Lindsay to make a name for yourself.”

OH. MY. GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS? (Yup, he totally is.)

Thanks to TMZ for providing the live footage that made me feel like I was right in the courtroom with them.

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