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Melania Trump on The Donald: ‘He’s not Hitler. He wants to help America’

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Melania Trump covers the latest issue of DuJour Magazine, and this might be the best interview Melania has done thus far. And I’m saying that as someone who enjoyed Melania’s crazy GQ interview last month. This DuJour piece is even better! Melania comes across as unapologetically elitist, hilariously vapid and politically tone-deaf. Basically, it sounds like she and Donald Trump are perfect for each other. You can read the full piece here (it is long, but totally worth it), and here are some highlights:

She doesn’t drink Starbucks: “I don’t drink Starbucks,” she says. You don’t drink coffee? I ask. “I drink coffee, but I don’t drink Starbucks. My son likes it, the what do you call it? The Frappuccino? He likes that.”

The Clintons’ wedding gift to the Trumps? “I don’t think they sent a gift. Some people didn’t send gifts.”

How she’s been misrepresented in the media: “That I’m shy. I’m not shy. I know what I want, and I’m selective.”

On Chris Matthews’ leering comment about her model-strut: “Unbelievable. That’s what I’m saying! I’m not only a beauty, I’m smart. I have brains. I’m intelligent… I would just say, Men will be men.”

Where she shopped for furniture when she first moved to NYC: “I went to Crate & Barrel. Does that still exist or no?”

She moved in with Trump before they were married: “When I moved here with my husband, we weren’t married yet—so I kept my apartment.”

Meeting Michael Jackson: “I met Michael Jackson. It was here in New York in the Pierre Hotel. He called us, so we went over and we had dinner. Just after dinner, we were chatting on the sofa and my husband went into another room to see some art somebody wanted to show him. And Michael said to me, ‘Hey, when Trump comes back, let’s start kissing so he will be jealous!’ ” They didn’t kiss, she says, “No, no, no. But we were laughing so hard.”

She’s not a famewhore: “I have a life. I go out every day. I bring my son to school. I pick him up. I’m not an attention seeker. I’m not the one who calls paparazzi, ‘I have lunch with the girlfriends, and I’m going to this restaurant.’ I get along [with] the moms at the school pick-up, it’s ‘Hello, how are you?’ But it’s not friends friends. I like quality over quantity.”

Her 10-year-old son doesn’t sleep on the same floor as his parents: “The third floor is Barron’s. It’s much easier that way. For him as well. He has friends over, he has his toys. He has a play date tomorrow and is bringing two friends over. They come here, they go upstairs and they play. They kick a ball, they play with iPads. I don’t allow Xbox before homework is done.”

What happens for immigrants, like Melania, who want to come to the US legally: “The law needs to be changed to help those kind of people. But they can’t just sneak in and be here. That’s what I’m saying. I do have sympathy. I’m a very compassionate person. But don’t sneak in and stay here without papers. We need to follow the law. If the law needs to be different, we need to do that.”

On Louis CK calling Trump “Hitler”: “We know the truth. He’s not Hitler. He wants to help America. He wants to unite people. They think he doesn’t but he does. Even with the Muslims, it’s temporary… Maybe he needs to say it in a softer way. He doesn’t go after religions. He feels like we need to know who’s coming to this country. If not, we don’t have a country. That’s how he feels. We see how he is, and he wants to unite the country and bring people together and bring jobs back.”

On campaigning in Iowa: “It was kind of a fun experience. We stayed in a hotel. It was clean. It was, I think, a Holiday Inn. You do it in a fun way. My husband knows me and how I am. I like beautiful stuff. I live the life. It’s funny when we go and travel. They don’t have five-star hotels there, but you go with it. It was a great experience in Iowa, because we went to an Evangelical church on Sunday. The church we got married in is very different. In Iowa there was a band, there was singing. It was very different, but it was a great experience. Being on the campaign trail and traveling around the country is hard work.”

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Aren’t these quotes amazing? The Crate & Barrel thing, the way she obviously charmed by the peasants in Iowa, the way she has to mention that it’s hard work on the campaign trail because there aren’t many five-star hotels. What else is there? Her obliviousness to the privilege she had as a white, European model immigrating to the US versus those other people. The fact that she keeps insisting that she’s all about being a stay-at-home mother while her 10-year-old son has an entire floor in Trump Tower! There’s also a lengthy section where Melania tries to convince DuJour that Donald Trump values her ideas and that she’s one of the few people who can really advise him. If you believe that… well, God bless. Update: I misidentified Barron as 7-years-old originally, but he’s 10.

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Bruce Jenner has been waxing his legs, wearing Spanx & taking Estrogen

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We’ve been following Bruce Jenner’s seeming transition for months now. Pretty much as soon as Bruce and Lucifer’s Homegirl began living separately, Bruce began getting cosmetic work, plus he really started experimenting with his look. He got hair extensions and a killer blowout. He seems to love a great fire-engine red manicure. He got a laryngeal shave, a nose job, lip injections and some eye work. He started wearing Spanx. All so he could be prettier. And maybe because he’s finally ready to make the full-on transition.

Hot pink nails, glamorous blowouts, Spanx, and hairless legs are only a few of the changes that have people talking about Bruce Jenner’s changing appearance. The former Olympian has previously been alleged to be seeking gender reassignment treatment with a preference to be named ‘Brigitte,’ and now a new report claims his ‘goal is to be a woman’.

Us Weekly recently published a cover story claiming the 65-year-old is finally free to be himself following his split from Kris Jenner. A source told the publication Bruce’s ‘goal is to live as a woman and look as much like one’ and further claimed he has been ‘struggling for a long time with his feelings about being a woman inside’.

The allegation comes after a series of sightings in which the former decathlete appears to be making a transition in his physical appearance. On his birthday last month Bruce was spotted stealing a solo smoke as he wore bright pink nail polish. In September he was seen wearing what appeared to be Spanx, a brand of control pants favoured by his step-daughters. That same month he was also pictured with suspiciously smooth legs, which appeared to have been freshly waxed or shaved.

One family insider told the publication that media coverage of his appearance ‘crushes him’ but that he plans on unveiling his gender identification in a format of his choosing. The source claims ‘he wants to address his changing look’ in an in-depth discussion with something like ‘an Oprah interview’. However, the insider claims Bruce is not seeking a full reassignment surgery but alleges he is taking estrogen.

Regarding his many children and stepchildren and their reaction to his appearance the source told Us Weekly ‘they are trying to be respectful’. The publication alleges that Kim ‘thought he had a Michael Jackson complex’ with a penchant for dress up but may now be changing her mind on the matter. Whereas Khloe, the confidant claims, ‘speaks to him and is sympathetic’. While Kendall and Kylie, the insider says, ‘are so in love with their dad that whatever he is doing is fine with them’. Although, Kylie the source claims is ‘hyper defensive’ when it comes to her father and begged him during Kimye’s wedding not to address the rumours surrounding his appearance.

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As I’ve said in previous posts, if Bruce wants to transition, good for him and God bless. It’s his business and there’s something icky about the way the tabloids have been covering his process this year. He should be given the space and time to figure it out in his own way. Now, all that being said, of course it’s going to be news. He was married to one of the biggest pimp momagers in the business and he’s literally STILL FILMING A REALITY SHOW. So, can we talk about his Spanx? Hm.

Oh, and if all of that isn’t enough, Bruce’s mom is still alive (!!) and she is PISSED. Not about a potential sex change operation though. Esther Jenner hates Bruce’s hair, she doesn’t know what to think about his mani and she outright LOATHES Lucifer’s Homegirl. Esther thinks Kris is a “controlling monster” and “domineering” and Esther hopes Kris changes her name back to Kardashian. She also thinks the Kardashian girls are kind of skanky. No comment.

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Were Justin Bieber’s swaggy arrest papers fudged by the Miami Beach PD?

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Here are some photos of swaggy adult Justin Bieber departing his swaggy Miami Beach rental house on Friday night. He peeked out of his car with what was described as a “sh-t eating grin” on his swaggy face. A few hours before he was arrested for DUI and drag racing in Miami Beach (and cussed out the cops during the process), he added to his swaggy rep by posting a cute little skateboarding video to Instagram. Beibs can be seen in the vid skateboarding down a tiny ramp before landing and (in all seriousness) stating, “Swag.” Then he went and got himself a swaggy mugshot. I still think he’s looking for street cred with this whole mess.

Let’s do bullet points to get caught up on swaggy baby Biebs:

* Justin has taken to Twitter and urged his cultish followers to keep the faith: “YOU ARE ALL WORTHY NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS. BE STRONG GOD IS WITH US ALL. MY BELIEBERS CHANGED MY LIFE> I WILL FOREVER BE GRATEFUL.” He also popped onto Instagram and wrote “thank u lord” (for his arrest?) and “what more can they say.” The latter caption was posted with a photo of Bieber comparing himself to Michael Jackson (photographed here after his “not guilty” plea to charges of child molestation). Of course.

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* TMZ reports that the Miami Beach PD may have fudged Biebs’ blood alcohol level on his arrest report. Legal intoxication is .08, and the original report stated Bieber had a .04. TMZ’s sources say Bieber actually had a .014. Bieber admitted to police that was under the influence of weed and whatever drugs his mommy gave him, but the fudged report truly messes up this case. I admit not being surprised that the PD effed this up because the report also states that Bieber weighs 140 pounds. No freaking way does swaggy adult weigh more than 130.

* Bieber’s people predictably want him to hit rehab. They also think he needs some serious psychotheraphy to deal with the pressures of being so rich, famous, and successful. If the egg-throwing case gets filed as a felony, the judge might go for rehab as part of a plea deal. Courtney Enlow at Pajiba makes a great case for why the rehab push is ridiculous.

* Manager Scooter Braun is standing by his man. Scooter lovingly tweeted, “@justinbieber love you and i will act in the manner of someone who truly cares. that is all I have to say. thanks for all those concerned.” Scooter baby followed up with “Been a long day. Bottom line is we are defined by how we handle adversity. Be there when it counts. Love fully in good times and bad.” Aww.

* Lady Gaga just had to put her perspective out there. Because grabbing onto this scandal is the only way anyone will pay attention to her anymore. Gaga wrote on her Little Monsters site: “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and to stand up for themselves, but I think we should be supportive of Beliebers. They deserve, just like any other fan, to feel strong for each other and Justin so they can continue to share the bond they have through music.” Discuss.

* The drag racing, arrest, and other unseemly swaggy Bieber behavior is still everyone else’s fault. Radar Online says Bieber’s handlers are now pointing towards Selena Gomez as a “bad influence.” Team Swag is claiming Bieber only acts like a swaggy idiot after he and Selena have a fight. Whatever. #teamswag

* Bieber is in Panama now. People has the scoop, and it looks like quite the party affair.

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-What new f*ckery is this? Justin Bieber just broke his silence following his arrest to compare himself to Michael Jackson. -Meanwhile, in court Bieber said he got the Xanax he was on at the time of his arrest from his mom. … Continue reading

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About that R. Kelly child abuse article and the complicity of the audience…

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Ignorance is no defense, I’m well aware. But before yesterday, I really didn’t know the extent of R. Kelly’s crimes. I’d heard the rumors, the jokes, the Aaliyah situation, the tossed off “child predator” label. A week ago, I thought R. Kelly had a problem with statutory rape of a handful of teenage girls. I did not realize the extent of his crimes until everyone began writing about this very disturbing Village Voice piece – go here to read it. The piece is an interview with music journalist Jim DeRogatis, who spent 15 years tracking the accusations and stories of the dozens of young girls R. Kelly preyed on time and time again, sometimes abusing the girls for years before throwing them over for someone younger. I’m not going to excerpt from the piece because it’s really depressing and I think it’s worth it to go read the piece in its entirety.

I’ve written about Kelly a few times in the past month, and it was when I was covering his absolutely insane Guardian interview (where R. Kelly discussed how he was the victim of sexual abuse as a child too) that I prefaced the discussion with my mixed feelings about his past. At that point, I was ignorant to the extent of his crimes, as I said. I wrote: “Some people can separate his personal problems from his music and public persona. Can you? Can I? I don’t know.” I still have to ask – can we separate his music from his crimes? If I’m being completely honest about it… I’m capable of separating the artist from the art in other occasions. I not only saw Roman Polanski’s The Ghost Writer, I recommended it to people. I went to see Woody Allen’s Midnight In Paris and Blue Jasmine in the theater and I enjoyed them both. I also have some Michael Jackson songs on iPod. So, I’m knee-deep in denial and hypocrisies, I suppose.

But that’s what gets people into trouble, right? It’s not enough that we acknowledge that the lauded artist is actually a monster. We have to shun him, erase him, make him into a virus that infects other artists by mere proximity, right? Eh. I don’t believe that. Personally, I think “Benedict Cumberbatch performing a dramatic reading of R. Kelly lyrics” is a completely different situation then, say, Jodie Foster openly and repeatedly defending and praising Mel Gibson. Or is it the same thing? Is an acknowledgement and appreciation of a criminal’s art some kind of complicity of their horrible acts?

Anyway… we’re not going to solve this and there is no right answer. I think it’s the wrong move to cast about for secondary villains, claiming that Cumberbatch or fans or the music industry as a whole is to blame for one f—ked up man’s criminal acts.

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Beyonce dropped her new album on iTunes last night with no advanced publicity

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Maybe it’s because Beyonce was feeling light-headed from her vegan diet. Maybe she was just running out of stunts after all of her meat-themed clothing. Or maybe Beyonce is just mad that she was only nominated for one Grammy this year, as part of a collaboration with her husband. Whatever it was, Beyonce decided to drop her new album on iTunes at midnight and now the world is all “QUEEN B!” What’s interesting to me at least is that this is the album Beyonce has been working on for the better part of a year and a half. Word is that she scrapped nearly everything she had recorded earlier this year and started over because she wants this album (the album is called BEYONCE) to be her big comeback.

Beyoncé has created a holiday frenzy – delighting fans by announcing a surprise new album just before midnight Friday, then secretly releasing it immediately after the announcement.

With 14 songs and 17 videos and collaborators such as Jay Z, Drake and Frank Ocean, the self-titled album also features on its closing track, “Blue,” performed by Beyoncé with daughter Blue Ivy.

“I see music,” Beyoncé said in a video announcement on her Facebook page. “It’s more than just what I hear. When I’m connected to something, I immediately see a visual or a series of images that are tied to a feeling or an emotion, a memory from my childhood, thoughts about life, my dreams or my fantasies. And they’re all connected to the music.”

Inspiration for the new work, she says, came from watching Michael Jackson reveal his landmark Thriller album in the ’80s.

“I miss that immersive experience,” she says. “Now people only listen to a few seconds of song on the iPods and they don’t really invest in the whole experience. It’s all about the single, and the hype. It’s so much that gets between the music and the art and the fans. I felt like, I don’t want anybody to get the message, when my record is coming out. I just want this to come out when it’s ready and from me to my fans.”

This is her fifth studio album and first since 4 two years ago. The new album is released exclusively on iTunes.

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“It’s all about the single, and the hype. It’s so much that gets between the music and the art and the fans.” I feel like this is a pointed criticism, specifically at Lady Gaga. But it could easily be about Katy Perry too, I guess. Both Katy and Gaga released their albums a few months ago, and Katy “won” with how she released Prism and Gaga “lost” because she over-hyped and badly managed the release of ARTPOP. Beyonce’s gamble is that people love her so much they’re going to be crazy-excited for her album with little to no advance publicity. Will it work out?

Beyonce also released a ton of “teasers” for the songs. I’m including a few below.

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Is Lady Gaga’s ‘ARTPOP’ a total flop which will lose her label millions of dollars?

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I don’t consider Lady Gaga an inconsequential artist. Is that shocking? I think she definitely “homages” the hell out of certain artists and I believe Gaga tries way too hard and thinks way too highly of herself as a pop artist, but that being said… I think she’s consequential. I think we’ll still be talking about her first album a decade from now. The problem, of course, is that Born This Way and ARTPOP have not performed as well as The Fame. The problem is that Gaga’s most iconic and successful album was her first, the one she did when she was still having fun, the one she did before she became The Mother Monster whose every fart is High Art. So, is ARTPOP officially a bomb? Not really, it’s just a “bomb” compared to The Fame. But what makes it interesting is that Gaga’s label, Interscope, spent $25 million promoting ARTPOP and they’re going to end up losing a lot of money:

On Saturday, it was revealed that Interscope, Lady Gaga’s label, has spent $25 million dollars to promote her flop album “ARTPOP,” which is set to sell around 250 thousand copies in its first week — that’s a 75 percent drop from the first week album sales of “Born This Way” only two years ago. This weekend, plenty of Lady Gaga’s little monsters prostituted themselves online, offering gay sex for people who buy at least 30 copies of “ARTPOP.”

Some have compared the fate of “ARTPOP” to Michael Jackson’s “Invincible,” where $30 million was spent on the promotion for an album that didn’t even launch one solid hit single. But “ARTPOP” is really Lady Gaga’s “Glitter.”

So, how was the money spent? We talked to a music industry analyst (who wants to be referred to as ‘Jacob’ for this story), who has worked at both Warner Brothers and Arista over the past twenty years. He works closely with people from Interscope and told us that the past year has been a huge nightmare for Lady Gaga and Interscope.

“She originally was going to have the album ready by last Christmas. They made her re-record it. When her tour wasn’t selling, they invented a hip injury and told Gaga to go away for months so the public could be interested in her ‘comeback.’ After the lead single ‘Applause’ didn’t get such a great reception, they made her re-record the album again. I hear that they allegedly paid radio stations in order to put the song at the top of their playlists,” Jacob laughs.

Besides the alleged payola, it is believed that a lot of money could have went to news outlets such as Billboard, Glamour, MTV, ABC and some others. “Cash gifts to news outlets really aren’t unheard of, but Gaga has taken it to new extremes if this happened. Articles by many news sources sound like they were completely written by Gaga’s PR team.” He notes that Rolling Stone, a magazine that had usually praised Lady Gaga in the past, allegedly wouldn’t accept the cash. Gaga’s team was hoping Rolling Stone would put her on the cover and call her “Woman of the Year.” Instead, the “honor” went to Glamour.

“I can’t say for sure what she is doing for Billboard, but they are definitely trying to save her. They let her song ‘Dope’ chart at number 8 this week based on YouTube views that weren’t intended just for her. The magazine also counted thousands of free giveaways of the song for that chart position. They are covering up for her big time. It’s really sad when an industry staple such as Billboard picks favorites and allegedly participates in the payola game,” Jacob says with sadness.

Jacob believes Lady Gaga’s current drug use is destroying her. “She has turned against everybody who has helped her. She claims she has only done Marijuana recently, but that’s far from the truth. She’s dying a slow death every day and nobody is there to help her!” claims Jacob, who has seen drugs destroy family members and all sorts of stars. Let’s hope somebody loves Lady Gaga enough to get her clean.

Updated Information: Lady Gaga and Interscope are bragging about how “ARTPOP” hit number one in the UK. However, we have been told that the numbers are FAR lower than they were for her last album, “Born This Way.” “ARTPOP” is expected to take an amazing tumble from the top next week in both the UK and US. It is already dropping like a brick on iTunes in several countries.

[From Examiner]

Holy crap, this is such a juicy, crazy article. I too believe Gaga’s drug use has gotten out of hand – but I’ve been thinking that since the promotional tour for Born This Way, during which she gave endless coked-up interviews and behaved bizarrely from start to finish. Now, do I believe that everyone is on the take and everything is being manipulated by her label, even Gaga’s hip injury? Eh. I think Interscope is paying people off, for sure, and I think her label did tell her to “go away” for several months. But here’s the thing: did Interscope think this enormous gamble was going to work? That they were somehow going to recreate The Fame? Some people at Interscope should get fired over this mess.

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